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Diane Ackland

@author.dianeackland.com
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Author, geek, creative. Writer of sexy books to geek out about. Neurospicy and disabled. Bisexual disaster and trash goblin. Pen name for Molly Schlemmer. www.dianeackland.com

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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 25/11/2025
Rudy really did not like the sweatshirt I got him. Also, apparently pet clothes need two front legs in order to stay on.
A black cat on beige carpeting has a pet-sized aqua sweatshirt  worn backwards around his neck because he tried to remove it himself. He was not successful.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 20/11/2025
Black bold text at the top of the image says “What’s going on?” with multiple choices to answer with below the header. The phrase “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it” is selected.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/11/2025
Hi all! No new chapter of Human After All this week, as I have been under the weather. If you haven't read the first two chapters of my sci-fi romance serial yet, now's a great time to catch up for Chapter 3 next week! www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
A book cover for the story "Human After All". A man and a woman are standing facing each other with their faces close together, as if they are about to kiss. A purple and white galaxy is below them. The text "Book 1 of We Happy Few" appears in white about the title "Human After All" and the author, Diane Ackland.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/11/2025
This is Quill, who left us just before COVID hit in 2020. She was a sweet little girl who meowed insistently despite not making a sound and dealt with many an involuntary bath from our other cat, Andy.
A fluffy brown cat perches atop books in a bookcase, looking up at the camera.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 07/11/2025
Chapter 1 of my new sci-fi romance serial is out now! Join Captain Jez Shaw and his crew as they investigate what happened to the Theta-1 Expedition. Check it out now! If you're new, check out the prologue posted last week before reading the new chapter. www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
A book cover for the story "Human After All". A man and a woman are standing facing each other with their faces close together, as if they are about to kiss. A purple and white galaxy is below them. The text "Book 1 of We Happy Few" appears in white about the title "Human After All" and the author, Diane Ackland.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 31/10/2025
Would you like to get in on the ground floor of a new sci-fi romance? Of course you would! Check out the Prologue to Human After All, my new weekly serial, at the link below and sign up to receive the next chapter directly to your inbox! www.dianeackland.com/human-after-...
A book cover for the story "Human After All". A man and a woman are standing facing each other with their faces close together, as if they are about to kiss. A purple and white galaxy is below them. The text "Book 1 of We Happy Few" appears in white about the title "Human After All" and the author, Diane Ackland.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 20/10/2025
I’m going to need someone to write me a romance hero wearing this outfit, because WOOF.
A photo of Alexander Skarsgård from the London Film Festival red carpet. He is wearing a white leather halter top, a black leather necktie, and black leather pants with a corseted fly.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 05/10/2025
Anyone else get a reply from this guy just now on a post that has been bahleeted and the account nuked? Awfully sus given Jay’s waffle post this week.
A screenshot of a reply from an account called Crossing the Street (waffles-are-great.bsky.social) that says: “You hate waffles.”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 30/09/2025
I saw your map and immediately thought of the pedestrian crossing at Lake Shore Drive and Balbo in Chicago. It’s the closest ped crossing to the museum campus coming from the north, and is routinely a hazard to cross. People also illegally cross at LSD and Roosevelt, with deadly results.
A map of the intersection of Lake Shore Drive and Balbo in Chicago.A map of the intersection of Lake Shore Drive and Roosevelt in Chicago, showing the nearby Museum Campus.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 29/09/2025
Fuck Ohio.
A screenshot of Bluesky with a warning at the top. The warning reads: “The laws in your location require you to verify you’re an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.” This warning is a result of a new anti-porn law going into effect in Ohio.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 23/07/2025
Perfect albums that came out when I was 16.
The album cover for The Flaming Lips’ Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, featuring a large pink robot facing off against a small girl.The cover for Wilco’s Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, which features Chicago’s Marina City towers against a beige backdrop.The album cover for Sparks’ Lil’ Beethoven, which features the album title and band name in black font on a white background, while a small caricature of Beethoven as a small boy features in the bottom right corner.The album cover for The Postal Service’s Give Up, which features the silhouette of a bed against a window with white curtains.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 22/07/2025
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn’t judge. P.S.: if you remember this TV show, we need to talk!
A blonde woman wearing sunglasses and gloves with cables running off of them sits in front of a keyboard and several computer monitors, from the short-lived TV series VR.5.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 18/06/2025
This is who runs this account.
An orange cat wearing a cowboy hat hovers over a mountain range - it’ mouth open as if yeowling - against a gray sky, in the style of the music video for Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 13/05/2025
Alex Lane, private detective, is having a very bad week. Danny Ellis is back in town after abandoning her six years ago, and he’s hiding something that will completely change her world. Read Alex and Danny’s story in Strange Magic, now posting on Radish! radishfiction.com/stories/32702
A mood board for the author’s story Strange Magic. The upper left image is a silhouette of two people kissing. The upper right image is a redheaded woman in black leather clothing standing with her arms crossed in front of her. The middle image is an orange fireball. The bottom left image is a brown-haired man in a blue suit and white shirt looking at the camera. The bottom right image is of multiple shiny white mannequins standing in rows. The background image is the Chicago skyline at night with a blue filter on it.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 12/05/2025
Rudy looking out upon his kingdom (the back yard).
A black cat sits on a beige carpet looking outside through a pair of patio doors.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 09/05/2025
TFW you spend all night hyperfixated on finding the right stock image only to come up empty-handed, so you make a composite reference and start drawing.
A screenshot of the Procreate app. On the canvas is a sketch of a man and woman embracing done in red pencil.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 08/05/2025
Strange Magic is a slow-burn friends-to-lovers urban fantasy romance. Come for the deeply complicated relationship between two private eyes, stay for the magical murders and the creepy mannequins tying the whole case together. Currently publishing on Radish! radish.app.link/RNTbvunEbTb
A square image with a black background. A pink circle in the upper left says "Read it on Radish". Below that is white text saying "New Story Out Now!" On the right side of the sqare is the story's cover: a man and a woman standing in front of the Chicago skyline with the moon above it. A white magic circle is behind the man and woman. The woman is conjuring a fireball with her left hand.
A square image with a black background. A pink circle in the upper left says "Read it on Radish". Below that is white text saying "New Story Out Now!" On the right side of the sqare is the story's cover: a man and a woman standing in front of the Chicago skyline with the moon above it. A white magic circle is behind the man and woman. The woman is conjuring a fireball with her left hand.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 08/05/2025
It's here! My debut novel, Strange Magic, is being serialized on #radishfiction! Strange Magic is a slow-burn friends-to-lovers urban fantasy romance set in Chicago. You can read the first 5 chapters free on the Radish app! radish.app.link/RNTbvunEbTb #booksky #urbanfantasy #romance
A square image with a black background. A pink circle in the upper left says "Read it on Radish". Below that is white text saying "New Story Out Now!" On the right side of the sqare is the story's cover: a man and a woman standing in front of the Chicago skyline with the moon above it. A white magic circle is behind the man and woman. The woman is conjuring a fireball with her left hand.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 08/05/2025
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. (Yes, he is a tripawd. Fuck cancer.)
A black 3-legged cat stands in front of a chest of drawers as he looks off to the right side of the image.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 05/05/2025
Rudy will cuddle no matter the circumstances. Lap occupied? He will make do.
A black cat awkwardly lays across a woman’s chest because her lap was occupied. The woman is making a funny face because she can barely see the camera over the cat.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 01/01/2025
I really hope I’m the one laying the smackdown, because I’m already in rough shape lol.
A white square with the word “smackdown” in black text in the center. In the lower-right corner is the logo for Merriam-Webster.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 28/12/2024
Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Captain Kathryn Janeway from the show Star Trek: Voyager speaks with her commander, Chakotay. At the bottom of the image are the words “Can you justify this clusterfuck?”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 25/11/2024
Stickers and highlighters are a very important part of the planner/notebook experience for me. Case in point:
A November calendar inside a planner decorated with a variety of fall-themed stickers, which uses highlighters to color-code appointments, events, and holidays.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 22/11/2024
The energy I am bringing to 2025
A picture of a Tonberry (a little green creature wearing a robe and carrying a lantern and a knife) from the Final Fantasy games. At the bottom of the image is the text “Fuck around and find out.”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 22/11/2024
Rudy was very cozy last night.
A black cat sleeps cozily between his owner’s ankles on a white and yellow comforter.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
A selfie of a woman wearing a brown plague doctor mask.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/11/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Solaire of Astora, a Dark Souls character wearing knight’s armor and a tabard depicting a sun, raises his arms to the sky. Above his head, the words “Praise The Sun” appear.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 10/11/2024
Authors! Using a GIF, describe how your current WIP is going:
A GIF of Captain Kathryn Janeway looking at a handsome man and saying “Delete the wife” as she reprograms a holodeck character to her personal preferences.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 08/11/2024
Working on some art today. These will go into envelopes that I’ll leave random places, so that strangers will receive a little gift. I’m planning on some flash fiction and poetry drops as well. Operation Random Acts of Joy is a go.
Four small square grunge paintings in yellows, reds, and dark blues sit on top of a messy Manila folder.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 05/11/2024
After four years, Rudy has finally realized that laps are the best thing ever. I cannot get anything done now 😂
A black cat sits on his person’s lap, looking lovingly up at her.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 05/11/2024
Show me your voting sticker pics and selfies! Let’s celebrate participating in our civic duty!
A picture of the author, a curly-haired woman wearing red glasses, a brown tank top under a gray hoodie, and an Ohio “I Voted” sticker.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 05/11/2024
I grew up on these streets
A sceeenshot of the level Yoshi’s Island 2 from Super Mario World. Mario riding Yoshi in the center of the screen, standing on a small plateau while a mole runs around below him. A vine extends from a block above Mario’s head.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 03/11/2024
The energy I bring to Bluesky
Gritty, dressed in a suit with an American flag cape, rides a shark through the sky as he fires off guns. A majestic bald eagle flies beside him.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 01/11/2024
For example, I got 3% for Trump, and I’m thinking TERFs too.
A graphic that shows how a white woman aged 35-44 who is a suburban atheist lesbian college graduate breaks 97% for Kamala Harris and 3% for Donald Trump.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 29/10/2024
My sister and I die laughing at misspellings like “slommy”. It’s just so dumb it’s funny. I’ve attached one of our favorites.
An image of fast food logos with all of the names and slogans hilariously misspelled. Highlights include “Taco Baco: Tinkle Outside The Binkle”, “Burber Kirg: Have It In A Way”, and “Donkin’ Dunnts: Amurica Runn No Dundun”.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 28/10/2024
Remember, ladies and theydies: if you’re not comfortable taking a swing at a Nazi, you can also smack them with your purse!
A famous black and white photo depicts a 38-year-old woman, Danuta Danielsson, hitting a marching Neo-Nazi with a handbag.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 08/04/2024
Elmo standing in front of a wall of flames, his arms raised towards the sky.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 28/03/2024
Me and the regular group who like my posts.
40 90s witchy goth teenagers in a country setting from the movie The Craft. At the bottom of the image, text says “We are the weirdos, mister.”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 16/03/2024
Two hands meme format for Dune. Image has drawings of clasped hands and says “It doesn’t have to be like this (Paul and Chani’s hands clasped, Irulan’s hand reaching for them) when it can also be like this (Chani holding both Paul and Irulan’s hands). Chani has two hands.”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/02/2024
Rudy the three-legged voidcat wishes you well!
A photo of a handsome black cat looking lovingly at the camera, snuggling against a woman’s hip.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 14/02/2024
Picture of Jayne Cobb from Firefly with the text “I’ll be in my bunk” in the upper left corner of the picture.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 09/02/2024
Advertise your account with one image:
An image of NFL mascot Gritty riding an airborne shark as he fires pistols into the air while a bald eagle flies majestically next to him.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 04/02/2024
Ep. 8 of The Return is one of the most visually stunning pieces of TV I’ve seen, but best ever? That’s The West Wing season 2 finale, “Two Cathedrals”.
A picture of President Bartlett from The West Wing in profile, with several people and an American flag visible in the background.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 01/02/2024
An image of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons with his hands clasped. Beside him is the word “Excellent”.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 19/01/2024
Today’s #fridaykiss word is “together.” From my upcoming urban fantasy romance Boomtown.
#fridaykiss: “Once his jacket hit the floor, his fingers joined mine, and together we quickly got rid of his purple button-up. I licked my lips as I scanned over his toned chest, running my fingers through the coarse hair sprinkling his olive skin. My fingertips traced down over his taut abs, and he sucked in a breath as I followed the dark line of hair that disappeared below his belt line.”
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 19/01/2024
Can confirm from the comments that Little Bobby Tables can be entered into the system. Would be a shame if it caused them to lose any data…
An XKCD comic where a student is named in a way that causes erasure in data records. They call him “Little Bobby Tables” for short.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 17/01/2024
How your email finds me
Picture of Captain Kathryn Janeway from the TV show Star Trek: Voyager leaning across the command console to speak to her second in command. The words “can you justify this clusterfuck” appear at the bottom of the image.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 15/01/2024
It’s 63 degrees and falling in my apartment because the guy who repaired my furnace earlier forgot to turn it back on. Have a frozen selfie!
Selfie of a smiling woman wearing a white knit cap, red glasses, and a black and white scarf to keep warm in her cold apartment.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 01/01/2024
Uh…
Picture of a wet man standing in the ocean, with the text “Perhaps scientific observations can become traumas if we open our minds?” to his left.
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Diane Ackland @author.dianeackland.com · 31/12/2023
I do not deserve to be called out this badly on Al Gore’s Internet.
The two button meme format. Above the first red button it says “Actually take some time off.” Above the second red button it says “Work on personal projects and call it “relaxing”.”
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