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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 02/10/2026

Is there a word for the beans you find in your pockets after accidentally leaving paper in them and putting them in the washing machine They're like good luck charms, I find them all the time

Me holding in my hand a ball of paper wadded up into the shape of a bean

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 09/09/2026

Here's a video of a raccoon I saw a few weeks ago that surely learned how to walk from a cat

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 07/08/2026

Gang, did I just find the pangram?!?

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 25/07/2026

I only found out because one day I looked on my phone and it was waaay pinker

Screenshot from an android phone of the reactions on a slack message, including get well soon, and love hotel, which is a very very pink representation of the symbol

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 25/07/2026

There were a few years at work where any time somebody was sick I reacted in Slack with a hospital emoji. Slack even kept it in the recently used box It turns out it wasn't a hospital- it was a "love hotel". I never noticed because it's so tiny And none of my coworkers told me!

Screenshot of slack message from Coworker Margaret, saying "I can't make it into work today, I am dying of illness"

Underneath are two reactions, a get well soon emoji and what appears to be a hospital

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/07/2026

Birds are technically dinosaurs, so dino chicken nuggets are legally 100% real dinosaur

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/07/2026

For a long time Oviraptor (meaning x "Egg thief") was believed to steal and eat the eggs of other dinosaurs because of a fossil that was found with it in a nest of eggs They later realized that the eggs likely belonged to it, and it was actually protecting them. But we still call it the egg thief

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/07/2026

Pterodactyls weren't as huge as movies make them look, they were about the size of a raven The broader family, pterosaurs, got a absolutely massive though Quetzalcoatlus was the size of an f-16

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/07/2026

Stegosaurus was the size of a bus but had a brain the size of a kitten's brain. But you don't need a big brain to know how to stab enemies with your thagomizer

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/07/2026

nnoooooooo What horrible news to wake up to

A screenshot of many notifications on my phone telling me that sam neil died

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 27/06/2026

Once decoded we can see it's JSON data (how websites usually send around information) and it's mostly human readable. We can see the hub word, and all 4 of the categories and their words.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 27/06/2026

Base64 is used EVERYWHERE and when you know to look for it, you'll start seeing it in lots of URLs. You can go to websites like base64decode.org to quickly decode it. And that includes 4x3 custom puzzles! Just copy the bit after the = in the URL.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 26/06/2026

I love this 1912 newspaper report on stegosaurus They had no idea how rad they made it sound

From Wikipedia:
A reproduction of a stegosaurus from a 1912 edition of Popular Mechanics reprinted in The Cincinnati Enquirer with the headline "Was Most Grotesque Animal" and caption "Stegosaur, who lived in Utah ages ago, is a freak of nature."

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 14/06/2026

Years of connections have trained me

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/06/2026

Idk if anybody else will find this wild but we went to an alpaca farm today and I learned that alpacas and llamas are in the camel family. After you learn that and then look at one, it's crazy how quickly your brain goes "oh shit that looks like a camel in a fur coat"

Alpacas with freshly shaved fur, with fluffy little hairdos on the tops of their heads where they weren't shaved

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 10/06/2026

On the other hand, I built a fancy control panel just for this, and wouldn't it be a shame to not feel how satisfying the buttons are to press??

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 08/05/2026

My flight was delayed so I made some improvements to the Artemis earth timelapse

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 07/05/2026

Here's some lightning + satellites

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 07/05/2026

After hank's video I wanted to see if I could stabilize the Artemis earth timelapse better I've completely stabilized the earth and stars, but you can still see the satellites, auroras, and lightning

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 08/04/2026

Look at this absolutely gorgeous picture of the moon eclipsing the sun from Artemis images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

A photograph of the dark side of the moon eclipsing the sun. A large soft halo is formed around the moon from the light of the sun behind it. Stars are visible around the moon.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 23/03/2026

Apollo 15 did a demonstration on the moon where they dropped a hammer and a feather at the same time to show that without air resistance they both fall at the same speed They didn't pick up the feather afterwards Now for the rest of time there will be a piece of a dinosaur sitting on the moon

A photo of the landing site on the moon of Apollo 15, featuring moon dirt, lots of aluminum foil looking debris, some astronaut footprints, and a small white feather

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 20/03/2026

I thought it would be really funny to use comic sans as the font that I programmed in but the joke is on me it's actually pretty readable and you immediately forget it's comic sans

a screenshot of generic python code, using comic sans as the font

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 14/03/2026

I think the market for modern day dinosaur movies may be somewhat saturated

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 12/03/2026

This makes me happy because I literally have a graph of average time between the post being made and when the notification gets sent just to make sure it's as fast as possible I get emails if the delay ever gets too big so I can look into it I'm glad somebody notices the work

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 11/03/2026

Why is the back of this kids book written like a clickbait BuzzFeed headline

The back cover of the book There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, with description:

You won't believe why this old lady swallowed

a fly.

a spider,

a bird,

a cat,

a dog,

a goat,

and a cow!

Read this book to find out.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 05/03/2026

Crazy, today Wikipedia briefly had to go read-only because of a cross site scripting worm (like a virus but it spreads through a web browser between web pages) It spread itself secretly until it infected admin accounts and then deleted random pages as that admin Seems like they fixed it but jeez

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 02/03/2026

TIL that dilophosaurus ( the dog sized venom spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park) was actually 20 feet long They made the raptors way too big, and the dilophosaurus way too small This fella was probably freaking scary

A screenshot from Jurassic Park, showing Dennis nedry in a jeep with a small dog sized dilophosaurus next to him, with a large neck display stretched out for intimidation

An artistic depiction of an adult dilophosaurus next to an adult man for scale. The dilophosaurus has a length of 6 meters

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 20/02/2026

🚨 NEW SPECIES OF SPINOSAURUS 🚨 IT HAS A UNICORN HORN EVERYBODY

Google images search for spinosaurus mirabilis, a large two legged dinosaur with a big sail on its back, and an unusual horn on its forehead

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 20/02/2026

The word came from a Far Side comic as a joke but paleontologists loved it so much they officially named it that

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 20/02/2026

Concavenator is one of the coolest dinosaur names

Screenshot of the Google search results for concavenator, showing a two legged dinosaur with a weird spike on its back

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 07/02/2026

Wake up babe new dinosaur just dropped It's like an iguanodon but with spiky hair Say hello to haolong dongi everybody

Screenshot of a phys.org article titled "A dinosaur with spikes exhibiting unprecedented properties discovered in China" and an artistic reconstruction of haolong dongi. A large dinosaur that stands on two hind legs, with a long beaked snout and covered in porcupine-like spikes all over it's body

A collage of images of haolong dongi fossils and reconstruction illustrations

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 01/01/2026

Also seeing so many people from around the world doing it is exciting! (These numbers are total requests, each person's browser makes multiple requests)

Countrie
🇺🇸 United States 148.8K
🇬🇧 United Kingdom 3.8K
🇨🇦 Canada 2.9K
🇩🇪 Germany 1.7K
🇫🇷 France 999
🇦🇺 Australia 762
🇳🇱 Netherlands 598
🇪🇸 Spain 417
🇳🇿 New Zealand 392
🇯🇵 Japan 305
🇮🇳 India 302
🇧🇷 Brazil 288
🇲🇽 Mexico 285
🇨🇭 Switzerland 280
🇳🇴 Norway 275
🇸🇪 Sweden 238
🇮🇪 Ireland 215
🇬🇷 Greece 212
🇮🇹 Italy 196
🇫🇮 Finland 151
🇩🇰 Denmark 151
🇦🇹 Austria 146
🇹🇭 Thailand 109
🇧🇪 Belgium 106
🇵🇱 Poland 74
🇧🇸 Bahamas 71
🇰🇷 South Korea 68
🇸🇬 Singapore 50
🇦🇷 Argentina 45
🇲🇶 Martinique 44
🇵🇹 Portugal 43
🇷🇸 Serbia 42
🇷🇴 Romania 42
🇨🇿 Czechia 39
🇮🇱 Israel 37
🇸🇮 Slovenia 34
🇿🇦 South Africa 30
🇲🇾 Malaysia 30
🇱🇻 Latvia 30
🇮🇩 Indonesia 27
🇸🇻 El Salvador 26
🇵🇷 Puerto Rico 26
🇭🇷 Croatia 19
🇭🇰 Hong Kong SAR China 19
🇱🇺 Luxembourg 18
🇨🇴 Colombia 17
🇻🇳 Vietnam 16
🇨🇱 Chile 16
🇪🇬 Egypt 15
🇷🇺 Russia 14
🇩🇴 Dominican Republic 14
🇭🇺 Hungary 13
🇸🇷 Suriname 12
🇹🇹 Trinidad & Tobago 11
🇵🇾 Paraguay 9
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 7
🇵🇭 Philippines 7
🇮🇸 Iceland 7
🇸🇰 Slovakia 6
🇧🇿 Belize 6
🇺🇾 Uruguay 5
🇺🇦 Ukraine 5
🇪🇪 Estonia 5
🇨🇷 Costa Rica 5
🇹🇷 T ürkiye4
🇳🇮 Nicaragua 4
🇳🇬 Nigeria 4
🇬🇪 Georgia 4
🇮🇷 Iran 3
🇩🇿 Algeria 3

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 30/12/2025

Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here! bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com (I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)

A screenshot of Nerdfighteria Wrapped, featuring Austin's #2 post "THE PIZZA HAS BEEN DELIVERED"

A screenshot from Austin's Nerdfighteria Wrapped, saying "You posted 522 times on bluesky in 2025 and 295 were overwhelmingly liked by other nerdfighters."

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 30/12/2025

Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this

Screenshot from a database showcasing a large amount of data, around 53 Gigabytes in total.

The follows table has over 24 million rows in it, at 5.8 gigabytes.
The likes table has over 44 million rows at 17 gigabytes.
The posts table has over 42 million rows at 30 gigabytes.
The users table has over 163 thousand rows, at 116 megabytes.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 24/12/2025

TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 03/12/2025

Yeah this one feels suspicious because while I listen to oldies, the majority of my music is from the last 10 years this year Maybe they didn't want to say "your listening age is 6" so they found the second biggest cluster after that

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 30/11/2025

Last night I discovered that in Letterboxd if you shake your phone after midnight, gremlins appear It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 28/11/2025

We walked into a restaurant that has this horse lamp and it immediately had me bewitched, body and soul

A life sized statue of a horse made of black plastic, with a lamp and lamp shade coming out of the top of its head, reminiscent of an angelic halo above this beautiful horse

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 18/11/2025

These are some of the coolest pictures I've ever seen The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun

An astrophotography photo of the sun, with the silhouette of a skydiver in the center

The black silhouette of a skydiver in front of a very turbulent zoomed in shot of the sun

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 13/11/2025

I gotta know what hank blurred out from the auto complete results

a screenshot from hank's video "Jesus Didn't Have Long Hair....So Why does Jesus Have Long Hair?" where he's searching google for "did men have long" and he has clearly blurred out google's auto-complete suggestions

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 01/11/2025

Just thought y'all should know that the paleontology world has been shaken up by evidence that came out that what people thought were juvenile t-rexes are actually a genus of smaller t-rex called Nanotyrannus This doesn't affect the general public but just know some people are freaking out rn

A screenshot from reddit of a user names 1_bigpapi saying "I've been a mess since the nano news dropped. I legit threw up on myself when I read the news and threw my phone so hard it punched a hole in the wall during my kid’s birthday party. Didn’t mean to but rewriting all that history ..its too much. I’m at a hotel tonight trying to drink it away"

A screenshot of a reddit post with a picture of two T-Rex-like theropods fighting and the title "Since Nano is back, do we have ANY juvenile T.rex fossils?"

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 05/09/2025

Why does brown look so weird? If you take the dark desaturated version of any other color, I feel like it makes sense. Like If you showed me dark grey blue, I can tell it's blue. But if you show me brown, my brain never wants to say "that's a shade of orange"

A grid of colors, starting with purple and dark de-saturated purple side-by-side. Below that, a similar pair but blue. Then green, orange, and red, all with dark grey versions of the same hue.

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Austin Witherspoon @austinwitherspoon.com · 24/08/2025

why does youtube keep trying to push these games so hard, and why do none of the people have faces

a screenshot of the "youtube playables" section on the youtube home screen, featuring the following games:

Aquapark.io, with a screenshot of two faceless yellow people standing in waves in the ocean

Tall man run, featuring a faceless orange man running on a white and blue road in the sky (?)

City Smash, with a nuclear mushroom cloud rising above a city

mob control, featuring a bunch of faceless red and blue people running on a white path

prison life, featuring a faceless prison guard next to a faceless prisoner behind bars

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