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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

a little savvy political advice for all you democrats running for office out there: you want voters to think you believe different things than the people they hate and blame for everything

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sure, no one can afford gas, groceries, or homes, but if these Iowa republicans get elected again at least you won’t have to imagine what would happen if a trans person played sports.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Honestly why is Turek even running if he’s going to campaign on all the same policies Hinson is? He’s just wasting everyone’s time and money.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sure, gas and groceries are way more expensive now than they were 2 years ago but at least we got to fire a bunch of missiles in a war we’re losing.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Iowa Democrat have a spine and stand for something challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

She could be campaigning on the fact that Zach Nunn is an overgrown man baby that is completely fucking up everyone’s lives and hiding from the district. Or, this I guess.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Why is there only one World Cup game today? And why is it starting in the middle of the afternoon?

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Brunson is a stone cold killer that creates offense out of nothing. That’s the whole difference in the series. Wemby is not that guy right now.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Cubs have 5 runs in 18 innings at Coors Field against 2 of the worst starting pitchers in baseball

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Hey everyone. James Dolan here. Just wanted to log on and make sure no one felt any positive feelings towards the Knicks anymore.”

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Zach Lahn spending all day replying to random Twitter accounts making fun of him for living in Kansas is actually proof that it DOESN’T bother him

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

That has to be the worst performance with RISP I’ve ever seen from a professional baseball team

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Starting a class action lawsuit for anyone who has paid money to watch the Chicago Cubs in May/June

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It’s over man. Craig Counsell has to go. Jed Hoyer has to go.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Zach Lahn is probably gonna win the general but we should all at least stop and laugh at the fact that Randy Feenstra basically didn’t campaign at all and lost

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Congrats to the Iowa GOP, who has narrowed down their governor primary to America’s least inspiring congressman and a racist guy who lives in Kansas. Can’t wait to see how it turns out!

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Milan Momcilovic will get paid roughly what the 8th pick in the NBA draft will make next year to come back to college. I’m sure this system is sustainable though.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

“I hate the guy I suspect with no evidence of being a fraud more than the guy who is an actual fraud.” What even is the point of reaching out to these people?

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Seems harsh until you remember that he doesn’t like Don Jr.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Cubs don’t fall behind by multiple runs right away challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Sure the president is openly pillaging as much tax payer money as possible and profiting off insider trading but at least a trans person isn’t allowed to play D-3 volleyball in Mississippi

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Noah Syndergaard’s baseball career ended basically 7 years ago. Who could have possibly needed his opinions now?

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Perhaps the most cooked a campaign has ever been

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Man oh man is this Cubs team making me feel things

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Anyway, republicans have complete control of the government right now, everything is crazy expensive, and the number one issue they are campaigning for the mid terms on is “we need to spend $400M on a ballroom”

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“Rob, you have all the momentum right now. It’s time for a tv commercial. Everyone is desperate for something other than these republican ghouls. What do you want people to know about you and your platform?” Rob Sand: uhh stealing is bad

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I simply cannot express enough how stupid and hateful this shit is.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It’s time to have an honest conversation about Bill Fennelly

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

What world are we living in where we didn’t have a Sun Belt tournament game on this afternoon?

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

You can never, ever take away the 2011 Oklahoma State game, but I can’t help but wonder how much different/delayed all the CFP + realignment would look if Ok State made the BCS championship instead of the LSU/Bama rematch.

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Austin Keeney @austinkeeney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026