Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The conspiracy theories when Dems win some R+20 districts are going to be something to behold 011
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Drake Maye turns back into a pumpkin was, sadly, always the likeliest result this season 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This goes hard dailytarheel.com/480536/opini...dailytarheel.comColumn: In response to Vice Chancellor Dean Stoyer’s letter to the editor"It’s easier to defend military education at large, a position essentially no one disputes, than to defend our chancellor’s dodging of a direct question about the Pentagon program with a shrug." 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Pretty strong argument for raising the tax rate 001
Reposted by Brian AustinAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121515977
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“oh look we’re one goal ahead of that team that always scores a pile of goals at the end of games, should we park the bus?” No! 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026VAR red cards seem bad. In slow motion a lot of things look worse than they are. 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Can’t believe Europeans tolerate simply not having playoffs. This is awesome. 000
Reposted by Brian AustinJade 💫 @jadegreen85.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Let’s go Canes! 🥅 🏒 🥅static.klipy.comCarolina Hurricanes Goal AnimationALT: Carolina Hurricanes Goal Animation 061
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Super cool that we have allowed venture capitalists to run a giant predatory pricing scheme on human cognition. 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Say what you will about google meet but the feature where you can see who is on the call before you join saves me a lot of small talk every week. 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 20/04/2026ME: I see you didn’t drink the milk you asked for 4 YEAR-OLD: (correcting me) Or the water I asked for! 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When my wife suggests that we both drive and meet somewhere 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Good night to stay warm by a fire on Franklin St 🐑 011
Reposted by Brian AustinDan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Sean Doolittle throwing a heater here. 219751
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This would be a good fantasy football punishment if your league is still looking for ideas 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Considering converting to Catholicism because I find it pretty suspicious how the Pope’s favorite football team keeps winning miraculously 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 14/12/2025They’re not the best games to ever be played but the 4-box of - colts vs seahawks - Green Bay vs denver - Carolina vs NO - lions vs rams is pretty unimpeachable right now 100
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 15/11/2025People should be allowed to go to private schools if they want but it shouldn’t count for anything. You want to go to college, you gotta go to public school. 020
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 02/11/2025They should just go ahead and make quarterbacks a flag football position. Any hit is roughing the passer. 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Whose legs these are, I think know His trunk is not still here though He will not see me stopping here To watch the sands whip by the stone The works are lovely, the grandest And from the pedestal the sand is The only friend of Ozymandis The only friend of Ozymandis 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I don’t understand why government employees are not striking during the shutdown. 000
Reposted by Brian AustinKyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 01/10/2025JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 562247667183
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Finally watched 28 Years Later and one thing I really liked and respected was that the plan was so harebrained it could only have come from a 12 year-old who didn’t run it by anyone first. 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Lmao the line of this UNC game is -37.5 and UNC was up 38, so Richmond took a field goal… on third down… with 6 seconds left in the game 🤔🤔🤔 100
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2025My six year-old just hit me with: would you rather be flat like you could fit under a door or out of order like your head was on your butt? 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 16/08/2025If ever there was a case made for jury nullification… 020
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025It’s pretty wild that we have this entire class of things that requires completely useless compute and produces tokens, and another class of thing that uses tokens and needs compute for specific purposes and we don’t seem to have matched these two ideas up 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band name: Bumping Pumpkins 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 31/07/2025This is so cool! Your college roommate could become an astronaut. Congrats Zena! 020
Reposted by Brian AustinEmily Stephenson @ewstephe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025In 2008, I wrote this story about Zena Cardman. Today, she launches for the space station. 🥹 021
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 29/06/2025My three year old pitched me on a way to have a good day tomorrow. “I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.” 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Man I really wish Jeffrey Goldberg was still on those signal chats now 000
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 11/06/2025look everyone it’s finally spring in the Midwest 010
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Went to an HOA meeting tonight where I was the youngest person there by like 20 years and got dragged by the board members for bringing a spreadsheet to ask questions about. 011
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy” 100
Brian Austin @austinbrian.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I just want a reporter to ask Trump “what would you expect to get in return if you gave someone a plane” 041
