austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 07/10/202695. CREEP one of the more interesting found footage movies i've seen! more of a slowburn than i expected, which really made it stand out. the protagonist was kinda milquetoast, but i was very consistently uncomfortable and never left wanting. feel i might enjoy the sequel more, but this was good! 010
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 07/10/202694. DRAG ME TO HELL (rewatch) peak low-budget raimi cheese at best, bland and unabashedly racist at worst. it's cruel from beginning to end, and that's the point! but even though it often rubs me the wrong way, there was still fun to be had. just, y'know, as a wise man once said: "bit much innit?" 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 07/10/202693. WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY (rewatch) as good as a mockumentary biopic can get without overstaying its welcome. everyone puts in a damn good performance, especially radcliffe, and several jokes still got laughs! but admittedly, it mostly just made me want to rewatch UHF again instead... 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 05/10/202692. THE NUMBER 23 there's a couple aspects about the cinematography and editing that i liked, but that's all the grace i have to give. it threatens to become so bad its good before reeling itself back in over and over, until it ends with a total, sputtering wet fart. fucking awful. 2367236723AAA!!! 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 04/10/202691. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC: BIGGER AND WEIRDER 2026 TOUR the most fun concert i've been to in my life (so far). worth sitting in the pouring rain for over three hours and eating $40 microwaved hot dogs and frappes. my man's still got it in spades! i just wish he played albuquerque more often... 130
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 04/10/202690. RINGU drags pretty heavily in the middle, but even though literally everyone knows the premise at this point, you can very easily see why it changed the horror landscape. beginning and ending rip, huge fan of sadako. a friend said it basically becomes a serious x-men plotline and they're right. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 02/10/202689. INLAND EMPIRE start of spooktoberfest 2026! none of the thoughts i have about this three hour behemoth are coherent. high highs, inscrutable lows, one of the most terrifying scares i've ever watched, and capped off with the most deserved dance party ending in fiction. a total waking nightmare. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 02/10/202688. SEVERAL RANDOM SHORT FILMS WATCHED AT A LOCAL FILM CLUB worth it for the sardines 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 02/10/202687. MARS ATTACKS the martians make for great camp, and there's some good jokes due to every member of this absurdly stacked cast being so vapid... but that's also the films biggest flaw. it's predictably stupid and cruel without much bite backing up its bark. overall? i'd rather rewatch evolution. 101
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026worldbuilding is slightly interesting, but none of that is enough to salvage such a lackluster first impression. if i hear it improves later i might consider revisiting it sometime? but for now, if i want my kodaka fix before 2x2 releases, i'll go back to playing the hundred line. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026player will not understand or care about it unless it evokes danganronpa. rain code has all the potential in the world to do something new and unique, and actively refuses to take hold of it in favor of playing the hits... but worse. shinigami is great, i like most of presentation, and some of the- 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 26/09/202686. MASTER DETECTIVE ARCHIVES: RAIN CODE (dropped) 6 hours for an opening chapter that doesn't even act as the true prologue that's almost entirely composed of exposition and tutorials with minimal gameplay, introducing a cast we don't get to keep, alongside a clear insecurity that the- 110
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austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 19/09/202685. RESIDENT EVIL (2026) zach cregger's best film and the best video game adaptation to date. horrifying, hilarious and action packed. the ending could have had more meat on its bones, but i'm sure the "with health bars" edit that gets 15 million views on youtube will make up for that. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/09/202684. EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY as dated as you'd expect a 1989 sex comedy to be, but it's still a blast thanks to a great cast that run with the wacky tone. the fact jeff goldblum did this AFTER the fly is crazy. the palpably smug aura his face radiates on the poster will forever haunt my dick. 120
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/09/202683. THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE don't know what i expected. it was a spectacle, and a funny one at that! the chase scene in particular had me hooting and hollering. but beyond the artistry and some occasionally strong laughs, nothing drew me in further. glad granny found her chud son at least. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/09/202682. MARS EXPRESS the best take on a cyberpunk dystopia that i've seen in a long time. beautifully animated with impressive yet subtle characterization, twists and action that never stop, and an ending that left me both fulfilled and utterly hollow. instant classic, and a new favorite of mine. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 08/09/202681. TALES FROM THE CRYPT: THE THIRD PIG (rewatch) usually wouldn't count single episodes, but since TFTC is an anthology- i'll make an exception. this was as crude, nasty, and dumb as i remembered! a 2D grindhouse take on the three little pigs is one hell of note to end your series with. respect. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 06/09/202680. THE FIFTH ELEMENT (rewatch) a feast for the eyes and a treat to watch, even if the plot is weak. the fifth element is a movie carried by its moments rather than its meaning. it's both lowbrow and high concept enough to meet in the middle and mostly stick the landing. i love leeloo. MUL-TI-PASS. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 30/08/202679. BUDDY if this was made by anyone other than casper kelly, i'd have no interest in it. but it was! and it was pretty good. the second act drags slightly, and a couple choices with the ending didn't work for me, but i still left surprised at how much i enjoyed this take on a very tired concept. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 29/08/202678. COYOTE VS. ACME became very emotionally invested in the relationship between will forte and wille. the fact we've narrowly dodged missing the best features to come out of looney tunes twice in a row is nuts. also this somehow perfectly slots into the breaking bad timeline, but i can't prove it. 150
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 26/08/2026old doodle of cordelia dead estate boiling toss the turtle to make a delectable brew 0111
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 23/08/202677. WEEZER: THE GOLD ALBUM compositions were well put together, but this isn't weezer at their most dynamic. in fact, i'd say gold plays it too safe. plus the older i get, the more i bounce off of rivers lyrics, and gold was no exception to that ongoing trend. low B-tier in the weezer pantheon. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 18/08/202676. CRAWL i was curious about this florida alligator horror movie as a known floridian, but you can immediately tell nobody making this knew shit about florida, hurricanes or gators. it has some tense scenes, but its writing is so on the nose in a way that wasn't fun or interesting. okay at best. 130
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 18/08/202675. GO slice of life murphy's law type stories about asshole twenty something are my jam, and go managed to quickly hit a sweet spot for me. i had no expectations and could never tell where it was headed next, but hey, nothing in life ever pans out quite how you planned it. 120
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 16/08/202674. THE INCREDIBLES (rewatch) going from directing "do the bartman" to this is a generational achievement and proves that bart simpson is an empowering figure to all mankind 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 16/08/202673. SUPER DANGANRONPA 2 (replay) even with the various issues the series has remaining on full display, SDR2 is still the best danganronpa has to offer. gaslighting newcomers fresh off of the first game really never gets old. i hope i get to do it again sometime! 140
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 12/08/202672. ENDACOPIA your mileage may vary depending on if you enjoyed CD-ROM edutainment games growing up, but everything about endacopia was effective for me. endearing, hilarious, insightful, and terrifying all at once- with a great OST to boot. if you've got the $16.50 to spare, go play it NOW. 130
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 12/08/202671. SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY brand new day feels like it actually has something to say about MCU spider-man and the world surrounding him. the action is far stronger, the characters feel real, and the emotional crux isn't cheap. i forgot marvel could make movies like this. flabbergasted, honestly. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 12/08/202670. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (rewatch) nostalgiaslop. an objective joke when it comes to storytelling. but... seeing these actors reprise their roles after so long still makes me giddy. that sense of spectacle is the only thing carrying this movie past the average line, but it's enough. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 12/08/202669. SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (rewatch) bigger swings, bigger misses. there are good moments and i like a lot of concepts on paper, but it's very basic, tonally dissonant, and at times awkwardly executed. mysterio's mindfuckery might still be a top 10 MCU scene on a visual level, though. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 12/08/202668. SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (rewatch) in our post-enshitification MCU world, homecoming still somehow manages to hit a sweet spot. it's a very simple film. some elements from it don't ever come back in its sequels, and some overstay their welcome, but it's a solid (if lukewarm) spider-man romp. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 25/07/202667. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE the best flavor of rural, dysfunctional indie. it's hard for me to think of another film that's simultaneously so cynical and yet so caring. occupies the same space in my brain as napoleon dynamite, which coincidentally is also one of my favorite films. hop on this. 120
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 25/07/202666. DANGANRONPA (replay) the best thing danganronpa does for the player is get them acquainted with guns. you'll want to keep one at your side if you decide to keep pushing through the series. 130
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 22/07/202665. CLICK a couple good jokes, strong emotional beats, and even a banging soundtrack. at times, this movie DARES to TRY. it WANTS to be more than the sum of its parts. however, this isn't punch drunk love- it's click. you know what you're getting, and only have yourself to blame. 140
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 22/07/202664. AMONG US (rewatched with friends) sorry red, you're unfortunately going on the "just like austinado" list. i know. i'm upset about it too. 130
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/07/2026art www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUT2...youtube.com[Vinesauce] Joel - Blue Shell IncidentYouTube video by Vargskelethor Joel 010
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/07/202663. HYPERFIST slick and stylish, especially for a free student project. the eye-searing movement combat is fast and fluid, combos are fun to pull off, and there's a great sense of humor throughout. you could argue it gets kind of repetitive, but also, it's like 30 minutes. give it a shot! 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/07/202662. JURASSIC PARK (rewatch) now i don't want to hear anything about "i don't believe in dinosaurs", because i don't believe in dinosaurs. but i do believe in my own two eyes, and what i saw are fucking dinosaurs. 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/07/202661. THE BLUE SHELL INCIDENT daaaaamn, those italian bastards shot up my ride 200
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 15/07/202660. TOY STORY (rewatched with friends) shut up buzz, i'll kill you 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 06/07/202659. PIRANHA 3DD the ecstasy from piranha 3D wore off. it's everything there but worse. they somehow found a way to take the most batshit concepts imaginable in an endless sea of tits and ass and make them boring. there's nothing to hold onto, and there isn't even LMFAO on the soundtrack. god awful. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 06/07/202658. PIRANHA 3D every direction on my filmographic moral compass became an alien language. i turned into a neanderthal hopping around making guttural grunting noises while laughing and throwing shit at the screen as i watched a man get his half-eaten penis burped up. stupid, horny, disgusting fun. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 06/07/202656 & 57. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID & DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES (rewatch) how do these movies fit into scott the woz lore because rodrick lost him from loded diper within a year 110
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 30/06/202655. PRIMATE went in expecting an over the top B-movie and wound up getting a shockingly tense, no frills slasher with gruesome kills that really shocked me a couple times. they really make you feel bad for ben and his family during his random chimp event, but the movie is still a fun time. 100
austina(annoyed grunt) @austinado.bsky.social · 30/06/202654. JIMMY NEUTRON: BOY GENIUS (rewatch) one of the most nostalgic movies of my childhood mostly holds up! tightly written plot with funny jokes, cool set pieces, charmingly dated CG designs, and a soundtrack with a lot of aaron carter. worth seeing again even though the show completely trounces it. 110