AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026by jove i think you've got it this is a "forty-million-dollar loss for the 2026 financial year" idea my good man 010
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they won't kill us all, but they might get us all killed slight distinction 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the more i think about it the more i'm annoyed that Fifty Shades of Grey isn't the title for a crime/political thriller set in a horribly corrupt caricature of a modern society built on the lies of those in power instead its about a girl having conflicted feelings about her billionaire dom 001
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Can't I just go back to singing, having morals is hard." 010
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ma'am those melons look heavy, can I hold them for you while admiring those absolute talons? 021
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026where's that fucking dril quote when i need it ah here it is 01211
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If Valve thinks I'm going to get a credit card and pay fees just to use their fuck-ass storefront they've got another thing coming. 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I say Ranma-Over-Two because that's how I do the math good 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026me when the game lets me go prone while talking to npcs 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026god i love the posing for the first image radiating sexy brat energy 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026we all know the most trustworthy scientific knowledge comes from some guy filming himself ranting in his car bonus points if its obvious he's still driving while filming or if his sunnies are knockoff oakleys 010
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026> steam storefront > search "saber interactive" > click gear icon on right side beneath banner >"ignore this creator" fuck em 021
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ask any australian how important sunscreen is uv index does not fuck around 1170
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026this is actually kinda fun not sure how accurate it is 110
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026yes there has never been a shower of gold in the history of entertainment that hasn't been a piss joke 001
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the last image has big "someone mentioned liking your favourite game" energy 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i mean it's one footballer, what could it possibly cost? one hundred million dollars? 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026mr "fully autonomous teslas by 2018" lies about literally everything no way 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026them lil boob triangles have big Atlas energy you go you lil boob triangles 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i saw a total solar syzygy one time i think it was in an Angelina Jolie film 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026have deadpool show up, look around and count how many main characters there are, immediately make excuses and leave saying "this shit's too serious for me i'm out" only to show up in the final fight teabagging some dude 020
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026actually, i'm going to put forth a new theory: he wanted her to stay still so he could film it better 2210
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026why do i get the feeling that the voices are added in? like, the crash is filmed from what looks top be a handheld camera meaning they had to have seen this coming (why else film), including a snap zoom on the aftermath pretty versatile cameraman if he can also backseat while doing it 1150
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026that guy sounds obnoxious as hell like it's somehow his partner's fault for not listening instead of the goddamn truck driver 0130
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Upon further review, the Switzerland/Columbia game has been ordered to restart because their last game was shit. *blows whistle and points to centre circle* 050
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026no-one told lisandro martinez that the ref isn't marking ziko for him 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026is the song in any way about taylor's personal relationships, petty dramas, or her boyfriend's dick? if no, that's why it's doing numbers if yes, why is it on a pixar soundtrack in the first place 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026aw man, you're so lucky whenever I go to parties I only ever get fireman's carried out the door by security after getting trashed on mimosas 020
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026everyone else fuck off this is my chance i own it 010
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026nothing endears me more to advertising than when they interrupt live broadcasts with 30 second ads for products I already hate 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026elon musk and his pathalogic need to be seen as cool 0110
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026meanwhile, brand's video sits at 1 like for every 399 views 000
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026out of curiosity i brought up a bunch of different youtube videos from my subscriptions page to compare the worst one in terms of like-to-view ratio sat at 13,132 views for 346 likes, that video being an archived livestream from twitch most videos had a ratio of around 1 like to 10 views 110
Reposted by AussieApathyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Smurfs are cute but I bet if you live in Australia you get used to seeing them get hit by cars 451750246
AussieApathy @aussieapathy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026They had two nailed-on, game-saving chances in the final minutes. One went through the striker's legs when all he had to do was put any kind of contact on it. The second was shot straight at the keeper and fell to an offside player who missed. At least the missed header was a difficult chance... 040