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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 3h
i LOOOVE gambling! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Piq...
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Peperami Video Slot Machine 1
YouTube video by ElectracadeGames
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Timey // Maxine of Trash @trashmaxine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Last month, [X person] was unalived with a pew-pew” Killed. Just say ”killed.“ This person was shot and killed with a gun. Stop censoring your words with the dumbest alternatives possible oh my GOD
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO BEACH HOUSE'S SELF-TITLED ALBUMMMMMMMMMMM
Beach House
Studio album by Beach House
Released: October 3, 2006
Recorded: 2005
Genres: Dream pop, indie pop
Length: 36:38
Labels: Carpark, Bella Union
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
friend asked me to share her art wherever.... >:]]]] HER OC OCTAVIUS SLAUGHERING WUMPUSSS (credits to obsesseddemonlord-offical on tumblr!)
A sketch of Octavius mauling Wumpus. Octavius is an evil-ass demon lord woman with long dark hair, pointed ears, wings, and horns on her head. She is gripping Wumpus in her fists as she rips a part of Wumpus' face off with her teeth. Wumpus has a terrified look on its face. Wumpus also has its limbs tied up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
die wumpus die
A little doodle of my OC, Daniel, crushing Wumpus (the Discord mascot) in his fist. Wumpus' eyes are popping out of its head and a fuckton of blood spraying out of Wumpus. Daniel is staring at the viewer with a blank wide-eyed look.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just learned that it's been 5 YEARS since i made this video. HPAPY BIRTHDAY "number 6 pat urinates on fellow passenger"
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HES ALIVEEEEEEEE
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OOOH OOH i just wanna use this as an excuse to share this drawing my friend did of him months backkmmm HEHEHEHHEEHEE credits to obsesseddemonlord on art fight!
A drawing of my weird stupid little OC Daniel. This was drawn by ObsessedDemonLord on Art Fight. He is wearing an olive coloured Australia Post uniform. He has light skin, long brown hair and slight facial hair. He is looking away from the viewer with a sheepish look on his face while doing that one finger twidling gesture where you touch the tips of your pointer fingers together idk. A speech bubble next to him reads "I didn't eat the baby in your parcel."
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FOR CONTEXT.. my tumblr gimmick blog got termed right after i went to change my email address, i think i got caught in their anti-spam filter or something? 😭 anywho i sent a ticket to tumblr support right after i got termed and HOPEFULLY i get my account back... 🥹 please come back postie we miss you
Your account has been terminated.
To find out why, please contact support.My Tumblr app showing a blank page instead of my blog, postie-offical. Text in the centre reads "Huh, what?". There is a banner at the bottom that reads "Authentication/Login is required to access this resource/page".
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i've spent precisely 8 days without my tumblr gimmick blog </3
A doodle of a dead Postie Offical. He is laying on the ground with a brightly coloured blood puddle underneath him and he has bullet holes in his chest and helmet.
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Grace <3 @graciedagoober.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
uhhh i made this meme #florenceandthemachine #peperami #givememydishes
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LMFAOO YAYYY THANK YOUUU 🥹
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little krita doodles from laast nighttt
A sketch of the Peperami Animal grinning and waving.A little sketch of Dr. Pepereinstein. He is an anthropomorphic lightbulb with thin glasses and a lab coat. He also has a grey moustache.A doodle of the Peperami Animal and a cowardly biscuit. The biscuit looks very anxious as he says "Well, not exactly old as you can see but... I'm sad and I'm a man, or at least I was the last time I checked, if you know me drif—" before being interrupted by Animal screaming at him to shut up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my baby (he's a 36 year old man)
A drawing of my OC Daniel. He is wearing an olive coloured Australia Post uniform. He has light skin, long brown hair and slight facial hair. He is looking away with a nervous look on his face.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
also in my canon or au or whatever, animal doesn't make millions of clones of himself to sell for consumption (humans don't exist here), he sometimes makes those clones for fun.. his idea of fun being sending those clones to another city/country and having them beat everyone up
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I also headcanon Dr. Pepereinstein to be a German immigrant, he's got this weird German accent I don't likeawww oh my god look at them together pepereinstein calls animal "my boy" AWWWWWWWWUWW
A screenshot from the Animal video game with Animal and Dr. Pepereinstein. Both the characters are anthropomorphic objects with Animal being a Peperami stick and Dr. Pepereinstein being a lightbulb wearing a white coat.
There is dialogue at the top of the screen that reads: Harargh! Vunderful vork, my boy! I thought I would be trapped and lost forever! Zey almost turned me into ze pickled sauerkrauts!
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's like a person naming themself Human So how about I give him the name of.. Animal Pepereinstein... Dr. Pepereinstein is an award-winning scientist and now Animal's ruining the family name 😁😁😁😁😁 With this I headcanon Dr. Pepereinstein to be Animal's great-grandfather!!
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'VE GOT THE BEST HEADCANON EVER RELATING TO DR PEPEREINSTEIN AND ANIMAL....... So I was thinking about how Animal is called Peperami in-game and I almost went into a flying rage and burned down buildings because I am NOT just gonna call this little guy Peperami. Nah that's NOT his legal name—
A letter from the Home Interactive Transportation System (HITS) addressed to Animal. The letter reads:

Mr Peperami

Peperami Hall

Snackopolis

Snackland

18C 0FF

Dear Mr Peperami

It has come to our attention that you only have 2 Snackers remaining in your account. If you would like to make further use of our service, could you please update your credit rating.

Yours sincerely

ANNA ACCOUNTANT
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ALSO when he was a sulphur crested he wasn't named tiel, he was just called dr squawker OH YEAH that's right i wanted to give him a first name. i think
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lazy 3am trackpad doodle but the left was.. *hrghh* tiel's ORIGINAL design.... yeah i dont know what made me turn him into a cockatiel but he looks sm better now oh my GOD how is this the same character
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about i give Tiel a new thing wrong with him.. he now SUCKS at throwing darts
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned that i’m absolutely ASS at throwing darts 🥹
A screen for a darts game showing my player icon which is of the Animal being really fucking angry. My name below says “cinnamons masochistic cousin”.A screen for a darts game showing my player icon (which is of the Animal being really fucking angry). There is text below that says “Wow you must be new at this whole darts thing”
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW BEACH HOUSE SONGGGGGGGGG www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVN...
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Beach House - April Suzanne (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by BeachHouseVideoZone
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i've always loved how he says "SHUT UUUPPPP" here
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
commission artists are so rude nowadays.. </3 (found a scammer on da and decided to fuck around with them)
An art scammer called Valerie sending the waving Wumpus emoji. My video below is of a very questionable Project Makeover ad.Valerie: Hey, how are you?

Me: I would like a fullbody illustration of my OC Elizabeth
(an image of Queen Elizabeth II below)
I will pay you all the money from my grandmother's life insuranceValerie: I can do that
Btw where did you find my discord?

Me: From my buddy called Eric
Also, I require this commission to be done by TOMORROW otherwise my grandpa dies. He has a really bad illness that can only be cured if someone draws Elizabeth

Valerie: Yes I can provide you the illustration in under 12 hours
Pay me the upfront so I can start working asap!

Me: Will do!
(An image of a fat stack of $100 Australian dollars below)

Valerie: You just fucking around!Me: Right I've sent all this money to you, it should arrive in the mail in 5 minutes
(referring to Valerie's last message) How am i fucking around

Valerie: Fuck away time waster

Me: I am being 100% serious man
My grandpa is DYING and youre not gonna do this for him????

Valerie: Are you mentally ill?

Me: DUDE OH MY GOD. He's throwing up blood

Valerie: Fuck off

Me: I need you to draw Elizabeth in 5 MINUTES
BEFORE HE DIES
HELP ME
I'LL DO ANYTHING
he just fucking died

The message "he just fucking died" is coloured red.

Clyde: Your message could not be delivered.
You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360060145013
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Beach House HQ @beachhousehq.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GEE i wonder who that is!!
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LepusRush @lepusrush.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That brutalmoose video about Peperami has been ingrained in my brain like a little seed. Now you have to all bear witness to... THE ANIMAL. #peperami #beefstick #sausage #crazy #art
The Peperami mascot, "Animal", an anthropomorphic beef stick snack. Animal is acting crazy. The image is atop a background comprised of green stripes and circles.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
aso fun fact, tiel's mother is a lutino cockatiel and his father is a whitefaced cockatiel. guess whose genes won
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
baby photos <3333
A doodle of Animal. He is excitedly looking at a photo album book while saying "OH MY GOD TIEL'S BABY PHOTO ALBUM! I CAN'T WAIT T-"
In another doodle is the inside of that book. There is a picture of Tiel as a disgusting looking newborn chick. Tiel's mother is holding him in one hand with an overjoyed look on her face. Tiel's father is next to her with the same expression. Beneath the photo is text that reads "Tiel Squawker, born at..."
Above the book is a doodle of Animal staring at the book with a disturbed look on his face. He says "what the fuck is THAT".
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me with animal atm
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
auhgmmahhhwuguhmmghbjs watch out man im gonna hug and squeeze yoy to DEATH
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TRENCH FOOOOTT!!!! 😍
A picture of feet in a swimming pool. There are four pairs of legs, three of them being of humans and one of them being of the Peperami Animal. The other legs are barefoot, however Animal is still wearing his boots.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
why is bro so. fuzzy. perhaps he's a.... cuddly toy...
The Peperami Animal. He is all pink and fuzzy as a result of peeling his skin off. He is looking into the mirror with a shocked expression.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
postal workers don't even go and get your parcel anymore they just look at you like this
A little drawing of my weird OC Daniel. He is wearing an olive coloured Australia Post uniform. He has light skin, long brown hair and slight facial hair. He is looking at the viewer with a thousand yard stare. In the background is the inside of a post office with a warzone overlayed on top.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
them #peperami #ocxcanon #peperamianimal #theanimal #yumeship #peperamioc
A little drawing of a lutino cockatiel wearing glasses and a Peperami stick with googly eyes and toothpick legs. The stick is standing in an empty pair of Doc Marten boots. The cockatiel is sitting down and holding a clipboard.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THAT LOOKS HEAVENLY OH MY GOD please could i have some.. i haven't eaten in 12 years..
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh my GOD i think tiel's taller than animal
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wait how tall is a cockatiel
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh yeah I got this from the Wayback machine hehehe
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I CAN FINALLY GIVE TIEL A HEIGHT BECAUSE I'VE JUST FOUND OUT HOW LONG A PEPERAMI STICK IS YAYYYYYYYYY Apparently they're 20.32cm. exactly 20.32cm.
Case History

1. Peperami is 100% pork salami and is made by crafty sausage experts over in Germany. They’ve been trained in the skill of sausage making at the German Sausage Academy and will happy have their fingers cut off if they make a Peperami that isn’t exactly 20.32cm.
2. There’s a whole 13.8 grams of pork for every 10 grams of sausage. This magical feat is due to the face that the meat loses weight when it’s naturally dry cured, like all salamis and dried meats. This technique was invented in 1975 when an Indian chef accidentally put an elephant in an oven.
3. The first crate of Peperami showed up in 1982 and was actually supposed to be full of paté, whatever that is. Thanks to this lucky slip up the nation has been munching on Peperami ever since. In this big cargo container mix-up another crate full of hand grenades got sent to a toy shop and later sold as ‘fun balls’.
4. ‘Animal’ first showed his meaty face in 1993. The crazy stick of salami is guilty of causing havoc and bringing smiles to the smug faces of meat lovers nationwide. Back in 1997 he was also close to becoming the first salami Prime Minister, only beaten by Tony Blair.
5. Each year a total of 110 million sticks of Peperami are eaten. That’s more sticks than there are atoms in the universe.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bazinga #peperami #thepeperamianimal #peperamianimal
A drawing of the Peperami Animal. He is holding a laptop in one hand, while pointing his index finger up on the other. He is looking at the viewer with a grin. He is wearing nothing but a pair of Doc Marten boots.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BURY YOUR MAPS, THEY'LL TAKE, ALL YOUR POTS AND PANSSSSSSSSSSS
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm just doing BULLLLLLSHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Animal has never been seen without his boots so I'm just gonna. headcanon that he wears them 24/7. bro wears them to sleep
A screenshot from a Peperami commercial. The Animal is in his bed with a concerned look on his face and one hand on his head.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like this little guy (pic not mine </3)
The back of a pack of Chicken Bi-Fi with text that reads:
"(D) Haben Sie Fragen oder Anregungen?
feedback@bifi.com
BiFi Snacks
LSI - Germany GmbH
Eyber Str. 81
D - 91522 Ansbach"
On the right side of the text is the brand's mascot Animal holding a laptop while giving a thumbs up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HEHEHEEHEHHE ALL THESE PHOTOS ARE ADORABLEE, i especially love the one where he's trying to rip his arm off weird little guy 🫶
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i love this picture of animal so much. yeah yeah i know he's tearing a chunk of himself off but that's beside the point
The Peperami Animal looking at the viewer with a crazed look while holding a chunk of his own flesh.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
woah man how in the world did you take a picture inside your nightmare
A screenshot from the Animal (1996) video game showing Animal's bedside table. An alarm clock is at one corner, and a photo frame at another corner. The photo frame has a picture of Animal as a bright pink "cuddly toy" with a very shocked look on his face.
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