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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 4h
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO BEACH HOUSE'S SELF-TITLED ALBUMMMMMMMMMMM
Beach House
Studio album by Beach House
Released: October 3, 2006
Recorded: 2005
Genres: Dream pop, indie pop
Length: 36:38
Labels: Carpark, Bella Union
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
friend asked me to share her art wherever.... >:]]]] HER OC OCTAVIUS SLAUGHERING WUMPUSSS (credits to obsesseddemonlord-offical on tumblr!)
A sketch of Octavius mauling Wumpus. Octavius is an evil-ass demon lord woman with long dark hair, pointed ears, wings, and horns on her head. She is gripping Wumpus in her fists as she rips a part of Wumpus' face off with her teeth. Wumpus has a terrified look on its face. Wumpus also has its limbs tied up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
die wumpus die
A little doodle of my OC, Daniel, crushing Wumpus (the Discord mascot) in his fist. Wumpus' eyes are popping out of its head and a fuckton of blood spraying out of Wumpus. Daniel is staring at the viewer with a blank wide-eyed look.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just learned that it's been 5 YEARS since i made this video. HPAPY BIRTHDAY "number 6 pat urinates on fellow passenger"
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HES ALIVEEEEEEEE
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i've spent precisely 8 days without my tumblr gimmick blog </3
A doodle of a dead Postie Offical. He is laying on the ground with a brightly coloured blood puddle underneath him and he has bullet holes in his chest and helmet.
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Grace <3 @graciedagoober.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
uhhh i made this meme #florenceandthemachine #peperami #givememydishes
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little krita doodles from laast nighttt
A sketch of the Peperami Animal grinning and waving.A little sketch of Dr. Pepereinstein. He is an anthropomorphic lightbulb with thin glasses and a lab coat. He also has a grey moustache.A doodle of the Peperami Animal and a cowardly biscuit. The biscuit looks very anxious as he says "Well, not exactly old as you can see but... I'm sad and I'm a man, or at least I was the last time I checked, if you know me drif—" before being interrupted by Animal screaming at him to shut up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my baby (he's a 36 year old man)
A drawing of my OC Daniel. He is wearing an olive coloured Australia Post uniform. He has light skin, long brown hair and slight facial hair. He is looking away with a nervous look on his face.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'VE GOT THE BEST HEADCANON EVER RELATING TO DR PEPEREINSTEIN AND ANIMAL....... So I was thinking about how Animal is called Peperami in-game and I almost went into a flying rage and burned down buildings because I am NOT just gonna call this little guy Peperami. Nah that's NOT his legal name—
A letter from the Home Interactive Transportation System (HITS) addressed to Animal. The letter reads:

Mr Peperami

Peperami Hall

Snackopolis

Snackland

18C 0FF

Dear Mr Peperami

It has come to our attention that you only have 2 Snackers remaining in your account. If you would like to make further use of our service, could you please update your credit rating.

Yours sincerely

ANNA ACCOUNTANT
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lazy 3am trackpad doodle but the left was.. *hrghh* tiel's ORIGINAL design.... yeah i dont know what made me turn him into a cockatiel but he looks sm better now oh my GOD how is this the same character
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned that i’m absolutely ASS at throwing darts 🥹
A screen for a darts game showing my player icon which is of the Animal being really fucking angry. My name below says “cinnamons masochistic cousin”.A screen for a darts game showing my player icon (which is of the Animal being really fucking angry). There is text below that says “Wow you must be new at this whole darts thing”
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW BEACH HOUSE SONGGGGGGGGG www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVN...
youtube.com
Beach House - April Suzanne (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by BeachHouseVideoZone
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i've always loved how he says "SHUT UUUPPPP" here
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
commission artists are so rude nowadays.. </3 (found a scammer on da and decided to fuck around with them)
An art scammer called Valerie sending the waving Wumpus emoji. My video below is of a very questionable Project Makeover ad.Valerie: Hey, how are you?

Me: I would like a fullbody illustration of my OC Elizabeth
(an image of Queen Elizabeth II below)
I will pay you all the money from my grandmother's life insuranceValerie: I can do that
Btw where did you find my discord?

Me: From my buddy called Eric
Also, I require this commission to be done by TOMORROW otherwise my grandpa dies. He has a really bad illness that can only be cured if someone draws Elizabeth

Valerie: Yes I can provide you the illustration in under 12 hours
Pay me the upfront so I can start working asap!

Me: Will do!
(An image of a fat stack of $100 Australian dollars below)

Valerie: You just fucking around!Me: Right I've sent all this money to you, it should arrive in the mail in 5 minutes
(referring to Valerie's last message) How am i fucking around

Valerie: Fuck away time waster

Me: I am being 100% serious man
My grandpa is DYING and youre not gonna do this for him????

Valerie: Are you mentally ill?

Me: DUDE OH MY GOD. He's throwing up blood

Valerie: Fuck off

Me: I need you to draw Elizabeth in 5 MINUTES
BEFORE HE DIES
HELP ME
I'LL DO ANYTHING
he just fucking died

The message "he just fucking died" is coloured red.

Clyde: Your message could not be delivered.
You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360060145013
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Beach House HQ @beachhousehq.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GEE i wonder who that is!!
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LepusRush @lepusrush.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That brutalmoose video about Peperami has been ingrained in my brain like a little seed. Now you have to all bear witness to... THE ANIMAL. #peperami #beefstick #sausage #crazy #art
The Peperami mascot, "Animal", an anthropomorphic beef stick snack. Animal is acting crazy. The image is atop a background comprised of green stripes and circles.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
baby photos <3333
A doodle of Animal. He is excitedly looking at a photo album book while saying "OH MY GOD TIEL'S BABY PHOTO ALBUM! I CAN'T WAIT T-"
In another doodle is the inside of that book. There is a picture of Tiel as a disgusting looking newborn chick. Tiel's mother is holding him in one hand with an overjoyed look on her face. Tiel's father is next to her with the same expression. Beneath the photo is text that reads "Tiel Squawker, born at..."
Above the book is a doodle of Animal staring at the book with a disturbed look on his face. He says "what the fuck is THAT".
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me with animal atm
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
why is bro so. fuzzy. perhaps he's a.... cuddly toy...
The Peperami Animal. He is all pink and fuzzy as a result of peeling his skin off. He is looking into the mirror with a shocked expression.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
postal workers don't even go and get your parcel anymore they just look at you like this
A little drawing of my weird OC Daniel. He is wearing an olive coloured Australia Post uniform. He has light skin, long brown hair and slight facial hair. He is looking at the viewer with a thousand yard stare. In the background is the inside of a post office with a warzone overlayed on top.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
them #peperami #ocxcanon #peperamianimal #theanimal #yumeship #peperamioc
A little drawing of a lutino cockatiel wearing glasses and a Peperami stick with googly eyes and toothpick legs. The stick is standing in an empty pair of Doc Marten boots. The cockatiel is sitting down and holding a clipboard.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wait how tall is a cockatiel
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I CAN FINALLY GIVE TIEL A HEIGHT BECAUSE I'VE JUST FOUND OUT HOW LONG A PEPERAMI STICK IS YAYYYYYYYYY Apparently they're 20.32cm. exactly 20.32cm.
Case History

1. Peperami is 100% pork salami and is made by crafty sausage experts over in Germany. They’ve been trained in the skill of sausage making at the German Sausage Academy and will happy have their fingers cut off if they make a Peperami that isn’t exactly 20.32cm.
2. There’s a whole 13.8 grams of pork for every 10 grams of sausage. This magical feat is due to the face that the meat loses weight when it’s naturally dry cured, like all salamis and dried meats. This technique was invented in 1975 when an Indian chef accidentally put an elephant in an oven.
3. The first crate of Peperami showed up in 1982 and was actually supposed to be full of paté, whatever that is. Thanks to this lucky slip up the nation has been munching on Peperami ever since. In this big cargo container mix-up another crate full of hand grenades got sent to a toy shop and later sold as ‘fun balls’.
4. ‘Animal’ first showed his meaty face in 1993. The crazy stick of salami is guilty of causing havoc and bringing smiles to the smug faces of meat lovers nationwide. Back in 1997 he was also close to becoming the first salami Prime Minister, only beaten by Tony Blair.
5. Each year a total of 110 million sticks of Peperami are eaten. That’s more sticks than there are atoms in the universe.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bazinga #peperami #thepeperamianimal #peperamianimal
A drawing of the Peperami Animal. He is holding a laptop in one hand, while pointing his index finger up on the other. He is looking at the viewer with a grin. He is wearing nothing but a pair of Doc Marten boots.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BURY YOUR MAPS, THEY'LL TAKE, ALL YOUR POTS AND PANSSSSSSSSSSS
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm just doing BULLLLLLSHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Animal has never been seen without his boots so I'm just gonna. headcanon that he wears them 24/7. bro wears them to sleep
A screenshot from a Peperami commercial. The Animal is in his bed with a concerned look on his face and one hand on his head.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like this little guy (pic not mine </3)
The back of a pack of Chicken Bi-Fi with text that reads:
"(D) Haben Sie Fragen oder Anregungen?
feedback@bifi.com
BiFi Snacks
LSI - Germany GmbH
Eyber Str. 81
D - 91522 Ansbach"
On the right side of the text is the brand's mascot Animal holding a laptop while giving a thumbs up.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i love this picture of animal so much. yeah yeah i know he's tearing a chunk of himself off but that's beside the point
The Peperami Animal looking at the viewer with a crazed look while holding a chunk of his own flesh.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
woah man how in the world did you take a picture inside your nightmare
A screenshot from the Animal (1996) video game showing Animal's bedside table. An alarm clock is at one corner, and a photo frame at another corner. The photo frame has a picture of Animal as a bright pink "cuddly toy" with a very shocked look on his face.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the children yearn for peperami to be sold in australia 💔
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MOOT FROM TUBMRL DREW THIS OF TIEL AND ANIMAL OHH NY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE CUTIEESSS
Tiel Squawker and the Peperami Animal. The Animal is ripping off chunks of his own skin to show text underneath that says "I <3 YOU." Tiel is looking at Animal with a shocked expression.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
these 3 are very dear to me
A little drawing of three postal workers, Daniel, Victor and Postie. They are all crudely drawn.
Daniel has light skin and long brown hair. He is wearing an olive-coloured uniform top along with black pants and a black belt. He also has slight facial hair.
Victor is a common brushtail possum. He is wearing a hi-vis Australia Post uniform.
Postie has bright pink skin and is wearing a hi-vis uniform like Victor. He is also wearing black pants with a black belt, a hi-vis helmet and sunnies that cover half of his eyes.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
here i come i am cinna-mon
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the fact that THIS is the only non-food creature in all of snackopolis is frying me. just a fucking lightbulb
Dr. Pepereinstein, the mayor of Snackopolis from the 1996 Animal video game.
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Grace <3 @graciedagoober.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
heh... #peperami #sketch #whathaveidone
a sketch of the peperami animal grinning and giving a thumbs-up on both hands with his belly shaped like a manhole/veghole cover

the reference photo is from the animal game from 1996
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
spotted a few peperami fans on deviantart and i wanna talk to them so badly.. but i don't want to join deviantart... </3 (i'm making an account anyway HAW HAW)
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ha ha #victorvulpecula #ocart #auspost #postie (this is worthy as my 100th post)
LEFT: A drawing of Victor Vulpecula. He is a common brushtail possum wearing a hi-vis Australia Post uniform along with a hi-vis helmet. He is looking at the viewer with a smirk on his face.
RIGHT: A screenshot of a AusPost safe drop photo. The photo is of a parcel flying mid-air.
There is text on the top and bottom of this artwork!! The top text reads 'Victor does "Worst Safe Drop Ever,"' the bottom reads "Fired from Australia Post"
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
we outta veg hole covers
The Peperami Animal after eating a manhole cover. His stomach is shaped like a manhole cover.
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sometimes I feel that people just don't understand me. They think I'm a bit of a pig.. a meathead... but deep down... I'm quite tender really....
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
not even close man
A doodle of the Animal and Tiel. Animal is holding both his arms up with one hand missing, while the other hand has one hand attached. He is asking Tiel "how many fingers am I holding up". Tiel isn't wearing glasses. Confusedly he answers "um. 14"
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
are you fucking serious
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I got $100 for every time one of my fixations start off with me questioning "what the hell is this", I'd have $200
Several Discord messages from me that read:
"i just found out about this uk mascot for peperami called "the animal".. and...... uhhhhhh? 😭
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1voPw-YwmE"
"i don't know what else to say but this meatstick guy needs YEARS of therapy"
"he's either literally eating himself alive or killing himself in every single advert dUDE"
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THE PANIMAL @ausposteggpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
OH YEAH uh I made this little edit of Animal wayyy back in February last year, enjoy #peperami #peperamianimal #theanimal #edit #thepanimal
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
this goes hard tbh
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It's a bit of an animal
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