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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love how Spirit Halloween has the same business model as the mysterious curio shop that you never saw before and have never been able to find since even though you have some questions about the people on the other side of the mirror they sold you.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think all switching to blue would accomplish is make it look like they murdered a horseshoe crab.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does this count as a death threat?
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was older but I had a very similar reaction to the book. Me at 15: OMG! How much longer until the boiler explodes destroying the hotel? You made it painfully clear earlier that the boiler was going to explode! Get on with it! Me at 30: This is a gripping tale of alcoholism and cycles of abuse.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw an AI generated ad for an oil company. We are in hell.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m just so tired. Every day the situation gets worse and you can see where it’s going and you just want to get the hell out but there’s nowhere to even run to.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol, mine had grippy socks AND bland food. We had everything!
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chinatown’s probably the only one you can lose twice when you recover enough from the gut punch of the ending to read the Wikipedia page to see what else the director did.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t know why but I read this in the voice of Johnny Knoxville.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think you’ve spent too much time with evangelicals. 😂
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To be fair there is nothing more stable than a flatline.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having a kid behind me going “uh-oh” every time there was signs of a dinosaur made Jurassic World Rebirth an absolute blast. *spinosaurus fins poke out of the water heading towards the boat* “Uh-oh” *camera centers on a dinosaur track* “Uh-oh”
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As an Oklahoman the worst thing I can say about Indiana is that it reminds me of home and I feel I must apologize for being so mean.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good news about that! bsky.app/profile/aunt...
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A photo of a statue of the goddess Artemis. She looks badass with an arm reaching over her shoulder into a quiver of arrows while the other arms lifts up a dead stag.

The photo has been amateurishly altered with an attempt at a speech bubble meant to imply the goddess is saying the quoted post.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s amazing how a single screenshot can simultaneously prove both the nonexistence of God and also the existence of hell.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lol, the way I went from “Caleb? Which one was he again?” to “Yes!Yes! Yes! Absolutely!” the second I recalled him.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*fidgets uncomfortably*
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A brooding skyscraper addicted to demon blood?
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It doesn’t help if you need anyone specific, but a saucer of booze left by the back door overnight will usually attract one. Just be careful not to invite them in because they are very difficult to shoo back out.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I can’t wait for short story book 5! :)
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Viola only makes the best decisions and I love her for it. She really puts the bottle in Bottle Blondes.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I always really like it when my family turns in early because it gives me more time alone to decompress and destress. The true sociopathy is them waking up before sunrise and making it my problem.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yesterday: *realizes I’ve shrunk another half to full inch thanks to hrt and am now 5’7” and change* 😎🍾 Today: *has to try to grab a bag of chips on the top of a store shelf that has been shoved to the back* 😔
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I doubt she’d notice though. She has it BAD.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m a page and a half into Bottle Blondes and already I want to hunt this girl down with a needle and shoot her full of estrogen.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You literally look like half the guys I grew up with—so yes, it’s incredibly silly.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Anime! Doh! 🤦‍♀️
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What’s even been there to replace the old popular ships with? I try to think about what’s been big pop cultural powerhouses since 2012 and there hasn’t been much that wasn’t already there. Stranger Things, Bridgerton, and The Last of Us are the only unarguable new biggies I can think of.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My mom continues to be Extremely Normal about my weight.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s really fun getting to learn in real time who the audience was for those old silver age comic covers where Superman is doing something shockingly dickish.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ve been practicing making unflinching eye contact with my ex while forcing him to help perform an ode about how good my new lover is.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
OMG! That is both hilarious and awful. Yeah they absolutely should have told you. 😂
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
From the people who’ve done it to me, I think it usually comes less from a place of specifically knowing/suspecting than just generally sensing something was up and then being presented with “this person is trans” and them sort of going “yep, this would explain everything i couldn’t place before”.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Watching a woman get thrown in a pit of syringes in Saw 2: “This reminds me I haven’t done my estradiol shot today”
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I tried a rewatch a while back and it was jarring how unsparing it was in depicting a fundamentally unsalvageable utterly broken system, and then following it up with offering these meaningless surface-level reforms as a possible panacea. The amount of disconnect was unreal.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was going to joke about having never not passed if that was true, but then it made me realize my mom has gotten significantly worse about that since I started transitioning. Yay for me, I guess. 🤦‍♀️
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want to give a shoutout to apartment super in the first season Supernatural episode where they fight the Shadow demons who makes a point of looking straight at Dean before saying “As useless as tits on a man”. She Knows.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Truly the Linux of ttrpgs.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In defense of May’s farcical saga—I thought it was as ridiculous as anyone else until my family started doing a similar radical denial to what she described and it’s genuinely disorienting.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was looking at messenger bags online and the FIRST item on the you might also be interested in sidebar was the boymode hoodie to end all boymoder hoodies. Lmao, owned.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Lmao, you win. (My prize as runner up are fucked up achy knees, I can’t imagine what your fabulous prize is.)
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fair—I live nowhere near anywhere they have sourcebooks for so it’s like okay to play the game you need to learn about Seattle only it’s nothing like actual Seattle and might as well be Snarlglast, Jewel of the Dwarven Kingdom of N’Darish, but 90% of the backstory is how Seattle became Snarlglast.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Lol. I actually played this a few times in middle school so I’m right there with you.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I always thought Shadowrun would have worked better as the future of a fantasy setting rather than the future of our world. Like they have to do so much extra convoluted legwork to cram the fantasy stuff into our world when it could just be magic and orks were already here, now we have cybernetics.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This happened to me! 😅 Late one night I was down a hall with a mirror at the end of it and I looked up and caught a glimpse of a woman in it and startled the hell out of me. It took me WAY longer than it it should have to realize that it was me. 🤦‍♀️
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s been too long for me to remember specifics but Moby Dick has SO many and they’re almost all some kind combo of fascinating and absurd. Melville just drops them in too. “Hey we’re interrupting the ongoing plot for a chapter length essay about why I think whales are fish and not mammals.”
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ve been rewatching BSG and one of my main thoughts going through season 1 was this is what Voyager should have been like.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every vial of estrogen should have a warning not to hold newborns. I’m going to be riding this high for weeks and processing some VERY complicated emotions.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Pre-transition I went on a date with a gay guy, so it does happen.
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