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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 8h
Just saw an AI generated ad for an oil company. We are in hell.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A photo of a statue of the goddess Artemis. She looks badass with an arm reaching over her shoulder into a quiver of arrows while the other arms lifts up a dead stag.

The photo has been amateurishly altered with an attempt at a speech bubble meant to imply the goddess is saying the quoted post.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yesterday: *realizes I’ve shrunk another half to full inch thanks to hrt and am now 5’7” and change* 😎🍾 Today: *has to try to grab a bag of chips on the top of a store shelf that has been shoved to the back* 😔
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m a page and a half into Bottle Blondes and already I want to hunt this girl down with a needle and shoot her full of estrogen.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My mom continues to be Extremely Normal about my weight.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Watching a woman get thrown in a pit of syringes in Saw 2: “This reminds me I haven’t done my estradiol shot today”
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want to give a shoutout to apartment super in the first season Supernatural episode where they fight the Shadow demons who makes a point of looking straight at Dean before saying “As useless as tits on a man”. She Knows.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was looking at messenger bags online and the FIRST item on the you might also be interested in sidebar was the boymode hoodie to end all boymoder hoodies. Lmao, owned.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every vial of estrogen should have a warning not to hold newborns. I’m going to be riding this high for weeks and processing some VERY complicated emotions.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Apropos of nothing, I will be watching Kill Bill and cheering every time a man dies.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Opened Henchr and immediately got bombarded with death ray pics.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Young Pope Joan:
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I decided to be insane and re-rewatch Supernatural from the start in order to throughly document how much of an egg Dean Winchester is and it is there from the very beginning. s1e1 has Dean joke about the only real thing about him are his boobs. This motherfucking egg:
A picture of the show Supernatural playing on a TV. It’s a scene from the Bloody Mary episode and Dean Winchester is turned towards the camera. He’s doing his thing where he constantly “jokingly” compares himself to a woman. Nothing to read into there!

Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?A scene from the season 1 shapeshifter episode on the same tv. Dean is giving some sisterly advice to her brother, Sam, that is about being a monster hunter and absolutely nothing else.

Dean: You lie to your friends…A scene from the season 1 shapeshifter episode on the same tv. Dean is giving some sisterly advice to her brother, Sam, that is about being a monster hunter and absolutely nothing else.

Dean: …because if they knew the real you they’d be freaked.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Honestly it’s kind of impressive I’ve managed to be both my parents’ least favorite son and their least favorite daughter.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sleepaway Camp, hands down. I’ve mostly made my peace with it since, but holy shit did that ending catch me off guard and piss me off on that first watch. It’s not just the horrible twist itself—it’s how unnecessarily awful and gross every second of the reveal is. Salt and lemon juice in the wound.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Unlikely double feature (that somehow works!): Pride and Prejudice (2005) They Will Kill You (2026) Enjoy these two social satires about class and sisterhood!
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Springing the clocks forward on International Women's Day feels like misogyny.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The terrible thing about being sober is that you have absolutely nothing to blame when re-reading WYFFH and the thought “What if Taylor Scott’s door post like a Death Note for femininity?” pops into your head and you spend time wondering what would happen if Taylor wrote Gordo’s name there.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
God bless Tubi—just got a public service announcement recommending healthier eating as I sit down to watch the 2009 remake of Black Christmas. It’s way too late to hope for me to make good life choices, sweet algorithm.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Currently trying to figure out if my hips are aching due to awesome trans reasons or due to getting old so I can know whether I should be happy or not.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’ve once again failed the challenge of not crying when the fakest looking fake snow ever put on film falls on Sunnydale at the end of the Buffy Christmas episode.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
YES!!!!!
A screenshot from the show Supernatural. Dean is talking.

Dean: What do I look like—Dr. Angel, Medicine Woman?
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just another queer with a fucked up home life, a head full of bad memories, and no prospects for the future—living the life! 😌
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Spoken like a true repper. Have I mentioned he sounds exactly like I did in my twenties?
A screenshot of the show supernatural, Dean is giving a “motivational” speech.

Dean: You’re gonna take a that crap,A screenshot of the show supernatural, Dean is giving a “motivational” speech.

Dean: ...and you’re gonna bury it.A screenshot of the show supernatural, Dean is giving a “motivational” speech.

Dean: You’re gonna forget about it…A screenshot of the show supernatural, Dean is giving a “motivational” speech and the camera has cut to Sam realizing just how much therapy his “brother” needs.

Dean: …because that’s how we keep going.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Yes, Dean, it’s totally cis that this was your go-to comparison for getting supernaturally aged, you goddamn egg:
A screenshot of the show Supernatural with the character Sam on screen.

Sam: I didn’t know what you were. I mean have you seen you?A screenshot of the show Supernatural with the character Dean on screen. Dean however is now being played by an old guy because he bet years of his life in a poker game. (Long story.)

Sam: You look like—A screenshot of the show Supernatural with the character Dean on screen. Dean however is now being played by an old guy because he bet years of his life in a poker game. (Long story.)

Dean (Interrupting Sam): —The old chick in “Titanic” I know. Shut up.A screenshot of the show Supernatural with the character Sam on screen. Sam is wearing the weirded out expression he always does when Dean whips out his eggy shit.

Sam: …I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ok they are just fucking with me now. Cass,come get your girlfriend and angel-mojo her to the nearest informed consent clinic, ASAP.
A screenshot of the show Supernatural, showing Dean talking.

Dean: …she made us try on her pantiesA screenshot of the show Supernatural, showing a different Dean listening to himself. (Time travel.)

Dean (The Offscreen One): They were pink…
A screenshot of the show Supernatural, showing Dean talking.

Dean…and satinyA screenshot of the show Supernatural, showing Dean talking.

Dean: We kind of liked it.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I don’t think the Pope eating lunch with a bunch of trans women and his sudden strong feelings against polyamory are unconnected.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Doing my weekly estrogen injection and listening to Tegan and Sara’s album The Con, a perfect pairing. Things are looking up.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Me, everytime I talk to myself:
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
After a long hiatus I returned to the Supernatural rewatch and my favorite egg:
A screenshot from the show Supernatural of Sam and Dean talking about their dad.

Dean: I dressed like him, I acted like him,A screenshot from the show Supernatural of Sam and Dean talking about their dad.

Dean: I listen to the same musicA screenshot from the show Supernatural of Sam and Dean talking about their dad.

Dean: but you were more like him than I will ever be.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I really want to see the Venn diagram of people who catcall me vs. the people who used to shout “fag” as they drove by.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
CALLED IT!!! This goddamn egg:
A screenshot from the show Supernatural:
Dean: Yeah well if you were a six hundred year old hag…A screenshot from the show Supernatural:
Dean: …and you could pick any costume to come back in…A screenshot from the show Supernatural:
Dean: …Wouldn’t you go for a hot cheerleader?A screenshot from the show Supernatural:
Dean (Wistfully): I would
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Rewatching Supernatural I have two thoughts: 1)Dean is a horrifyingly accurate snapshot of my headspace in my twenties: a supermassive black hole of self loathing and repression who can only live for others because he’s too scared of being himself. 2)Estrogen can save her.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“my son is fine” Ma’am, your daughter is making a separate set of vacation photos that don’t include herself for your enjoyment.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Germany sowing in 1914: Let’s fight a two front war in an effort to steal territory from our neighbors! Germany reaping in 1918: Fuck! Somehow we lost the war that cleverly required us to divide our forces and for some reason our neighbors are PISSED! This is clearly the work of the Jews.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Note: do not describe yourself to your cishet therapist (whom you are not out to) as a “weird faggy kid” growing up unless you want to do some serious explaining.
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Tylenol’s Strongest Soldier @auntiegwen.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Lo, I have beheld Nathan’s Hotdog Contest and now know there is no god, only man and his Horrors.
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