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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️

@auntie-illy.blacksky.app
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Libra season. SOTL, whisk(e)y sister, mezcal mami, scuba diver, tea snob, and apple cider doughnut aficionado. I have been social on the internet for 30 years. YMMV.

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Air’ick The Red 🔱 @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 2h
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on bicycle?? Attire!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 1h
I turned mine on this morning when I saw it was 41 degrees outside and I could see my breath at the thermostat
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Jamal... or whateva @lama-j.bsky.social · 2h
Says the league with Bud Light as its official beer sponsor.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 1h
Wait what??
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 4h
I’ll be focused on my actual work today, good luck to them
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 4h
These people asked me to drop everything yesterday to do something and didn’t even use my slides. Lol bet.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 18h
Hard agree and LMAOOOOOO!!!!! Ques will tell you precisely what kind of shenanigans they are about, from day damn one!!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 21h
Comcast don’t piss me off AGAIN
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 23h
I wanted to cook so much this week but I can’t stress about it not happening. I am determined to keep my stress levels low this week so that next week it’s smooth sailing from the jump
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Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 23h
They bringing in Sally Yates and they already got Leticia James on board? This is either gonna be really good or really bad. Either way. I’m seated.
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sarahb1111.bsky.social @sarahb1111.bsky.social · 23h
For most buyers (and sellers), the greater risk is the appraisal. Crazy as it sounds this is neither a buyer's market or a seller's market. Having a very experienced agent or broker can save you thousands on either side.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
In this economy people trying to hold on to whatever coins they have and they don’t have to spend them with you, so alienating them seems wildly counterproductive. But go off!!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Lmao when people who make a living off selling things to the public start getting unruly on social media I’m always fine to delete. Girl IG is being IG, why are you yelling at your followers for not interacting more? Now you losing followers. How’s that gonna help your algorithm?
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Keebler. @inayamchele.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Method Man
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TCG @itstcg.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
What school systems are spending diesel fuel right now is CRAZY. 1 school system around here spent an extra 89 thousand Last week!!!!!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Men are so vexing omg
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Happy birthdaaaaayyyyy!!!! 🎂🎉
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
American dollars?!?
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Me googling the amount of fat in Comté after scarfing down 8 rectangles:
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Pudgy Penguin Says OOPS!
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Says OOPS!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I done answered this lady’s question 3 times in multiple formats that she clearly is not reading so now I’m taking my fingers off the keyboard. I’ll let you catch up on your work bookie boo.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Started to get mad and irritated about something and then I remembered IDGAF bec these people not gon stress me. Listen to my advice or don’t, I’m done letting these folks fuck with my nerves and health. When I log off yall don’t exist until I log in the next day.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Please tell me you are being metaphorical?!?!?!?!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rattlesnakes
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Joshua Clark Davis @joshuaclarkdavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bowie State is firing 20 faculty, including multiple tenured Black faculty. Administrators claim it's to address a deficit that could be easily covered by a recent $50 million gift from MacKenzie Scott. This story should be getting more attention in Maryland and nationally.
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Bowie State University to lay off 20 faculty members amid $18 million deficit
Roughly 20 faculty members at Bowie State University, at least one of them tenured, have been told they won’t have a job next year as administrators seek to curb the historically Black university’s $1...
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
645 am was quite dark out
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Too Tired of bullsh*t to be clever 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏿 @znerd49.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had questions and then they were immediately answered 😂
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Biohacking my body is cool. The human body is endlessly fascinating.
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
One thing imma have on vacation is panties to spare. You can buy a lot of shit at your destination, but underwear ain’t one of them. I’ll buy every toiletry in the local CVS before I buy underwear from Saks Fifth Avenue on a trip. Matter fact lemme put two pair in my purse just to be safe!!
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I'll forget everything to pack on vacation EXCEPT draws. I can figure everything else out, but Ima have some drawls, bubba. I'll forget my wallet (I have) before I forget my drawls (I haven't).
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
18-20, possibly more if I need certain undies for certain outfits
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
"I need my Meta glasses for content creation!" Stop! That's enough! Go get a HVAC certification!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
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Minions Congrats Celebration
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Children of the Corn was terrifying but the fact that you thought OM was basically the same thing is hilariously worse 🤣🤣🤣
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The People Under The Stairs
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
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Christian Bale: Are You Watching Closely?
ALT: Christian Bale: Are You Watching Closely?
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Whew
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Shades of Harbaugh
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 🤦🏾‍♀️
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
WE OUTCHEA
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
So that suplex wasn’t unnecessary roughness?!?!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Parents are the king of oversharing
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Zebras 🙄
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
I am definitely Allen Iverson
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Liv Sexy NJ @livsexynj.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
LOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Touchdown!!! Mark Andrews!!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
ZAY GOTDAMN FLOWERS
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
YIKES
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
All that damn help from the refs and they couldn’t do shit with it!!!
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♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Every fucking Sunday we gotta play the refs
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