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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!)

@auleop.bsky.social
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Just a creature here for all your creatchy needs :3 Expect mostly silly things and the occasional pp pic. 18+ only.

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Jackaloo 🪴 @jackaloo.bsky.social · 13h
NEW Drink-ware Collection at BLFC this year!✨ VERY LIMITED SUPPLY on every single design. Sorry, I could only fit so much in my car (and my budget!) So if you see one you want, highly recommend getting to my table in Dealer’s Den at BLFC this week ASAP or send a friend to grab one for you! #BLFC2026
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've had it for a while, just finally had time to set it up. Works pretty well tho :) And yeah I'll totally do that ;3
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depends on your definition of vegan, but probably?
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's the worst that could happen?
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, wanna sip?
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heck, I have to agree~ Hopefully I can find a way to bring this inside too.
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well thank ya, and I hope any upcoming projects you have go well. I know houses can hide a lot of surprises o:
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The number of times I said this during this process was too many
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ever had a counter top you absolutely hate, but can't really afford to just replace it? Well, I tested a possible solution, and I'd say the results were pretty concrete ;³ youtu.be/ie9JJJKDPaI?...
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Have you ever made a concrete countertop? 🤔
YouTube video by Babs Labs
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤤
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gladly~ 🤤
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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Andy and Charlie belong to @echto.barkway.co
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pee-lightful~
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, a beverage for me~
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(Refill went well, as did the test drive after so...yay?)
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But! Because you have small hands, you won't be forced to remove the front right wheel to fill, you can just access it from the underside, as a treat
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And if it doesn't agree, you're 4wd system will be very upset and eat itself! :D
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love doing an oil change that turns into a surprise 'Hey, your ptu is low and you gotta put fluid in, but the only manufacturer fluid available is near unobtanium (even the dealership claimed not to have any one hand), so ya gotta add stuff you hope will work.
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
4, obviously. I mean look at her 🥰
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Marf @marf.dog · 23/01/2026
People talk about sucking your soul out through your dick, but no one ever talks about how you have to ram it back in there with a sounding rod afterwards like you're reloading a musket. >:(
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh god, not the joilet paper x.x
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I already ate it. It was not good xD
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Lord®️ ( @jackaloo.bsky.social ) was moving in my toast today
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We’re just normal men
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just try and stop me ;³
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'll just have to be sure to be extra careful x3
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Should see what I can do with a sheet of plywood ;3
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Discover My Egg Story
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I got The Gekker, and listened through a few times before realizing my phone was playing it out of order 🙃 That said, absolutely love it!
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gladly 🤤
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I know 😭
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm so sorry, if it makes you feel better I also hate them
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why double when we can triple 0:
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My mom said that when I was born
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That's awesome! What kind of laser was it? And curious to know what you were using to get good results on glass
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What didja make when ya did? :3
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mint flavor Dude Wipes: For the guy that wants that "freshly smoked menthol cigarette rimjob experience nohomo"
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well. I uh...I made it fit. :3 youtu.be/D9Rw9XKAmCo?...
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I made a Smart Truck! Kinda!
YouTube video by Babs Labs
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'd watch this movie 5 more times xD
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
👀 What a lovely sight
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bet. I'll take payment in the form of one (maybe two) bites of lion's mane :3
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
🔫 can't I?
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey, it happens to everyone. Especially if ya have pets.
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't leave me unattended in your house I WILL clean your tower fans. (Seriously though, clean your fans, they'll work better and last longer.)
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hold on let me just chug this joint real quick and then we can get going *hrm cough glarble* no yeah I'm good
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wood 😈
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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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