iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ever had a counter top you absolutely hate, but can't really afford to just replace it? Well, I tested a possible solution, and I'd say the results were pretty concrete ;³ youtu.be/ie9JJJKDPaI?...

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Have you ever made a concrete countertop? 🤔

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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Andy and Charlie belong to @echto.barkway.co

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Love doing an oil change that turns into a surprise 'Hey, your ptu is low and you gotta put fluid in, but the only manufacturer fluid available is near unobtanium (even the dealership claimed not to have any one hand), so ya gotta add stuff you hope will work.

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Marf @marf.dog · 23/01/2026

People talk about sucking your soul out through your dick, but no one ever talks about how you have to ram it back in there with a sounding rod afterwards like you're reloading a musket. >:(

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

We’re just normal men

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Mint flavor Dude Wipes: For the guy that wants that "freshly smoked menthol cigarette rimjob experience nohomo"

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Don't leave me unattended in your house I WILL clean your tower fans. (Seriously though, clean your fans, they'll work better and last longer.)

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Hold on let me just chug this joint real quick and then we can get going *hrm cough glarble* no yeah I'm good

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

For fuck's sake STOP USING FABRIC SOFTENER WHEN WASHING YOUR TOWELS YOU'RE MAKING THEM WORSE Not only are they less absorbent, but they tend to smell worse even faster than if not.

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Kreg oh my GOSH you're absolutely EDGEing me, getting my tenons all loose 🥵 But yeah. I think. It's time.

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Out of town dog sitting for friends, go out on the patio to have a lil spicy spinach and realized I have a lovely view of the Denny's sign 😌

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

*sees rose scented soap at the store* My Brain: Mmm, rose flavor

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pizzapuppy @gaypoodle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

exploration of homosexuality

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm very excited for the Slate truck. That's all.

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Waffle House Baptism. No questions please.

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Smiling Friends character Sneebert Deebert

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Older circuit boards look like top down views of cities to me

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Have you ever just...yearned for pie? Is that allowed?

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Inferno's secret SFW page 👀 @infernoworkout.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Commissions OPEN!! - vinyl pours - tarot inspired paintings - custom works DM if interested ❤️🔥

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You can't fire me. I never worked here. I've just been squatting at one of the desks for the last fifteen years. I live off the cake from the office birthday parties.

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

it's especially funny because demand for air conditioning is highest when solar irradiation is at its most intense and you know what also happens when solar irradiation is at its most intense? solar panel go brr

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

When people see my Smart and get all "BuT iT's nOt PrAcTiCaL" Meanwhile here's me

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Exact representation of how I dance. Do not ask me to dance. youtube.com/shorts/ha7ZH...

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DIVA DOWN😭😭

YouTube video by Mikayla Geier

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

This chardonnay pairs nicely with the cocktail onions eaten directly from the jar

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Move done. Getting baked and sipping wine on the roof with dad (@figgystar.dog) . What an amazing day <3

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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I see no lies here

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I scrolled for 15 damn minutes to find this again

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jerro @jerro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

... ?!

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I was just on the phone with my sister (midwesterner, in a small town, has never really traveled) and the topic of solar and wind energy came up. She started reciting far right bs about how they 'pollute too' and we bickered a bit about this for a bit

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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The Crocodile Hunter #otter #crocodile

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Everything bagel? No everything not bagel. In fact most things not bagel.

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Jort Malorny (aka Babs!) @auleop.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

You can submit an anonymous comment as well. This goes beyond just our niche fandom.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Every objective study of LLMs have shown that despite people feeling like they are helping, they make work worse and slower vs "But I feel like they are helping"

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