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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 15h

Agreed, I think if it was 90 minutes it would work better. It also needs to be even more over the top in every way. Basically I want to see Paul Verhoeven's version.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

So who is absorbing it? Fife, Perth & Kinross, Stirling? I like the social workers from there. That's the main thing I can argue for!

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 16h

What's your issue with Clacks the littlest LA?

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 17h

Exactly, often they don't consider you as a whole person with multiple things going on. Always worth asking!

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 17h

Aww what a beauty! We've no idea what Clarence's father was but he must've been massive!

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 17h

I just put a couple of links below! Maybe you should ask about an assessment? With ME and the restrictions after your op they might do one?

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 17h

Might be worth getting the cleansing spray/wipes that we use in care homes for bed baths. They're great if you can't bathe/shower. Are you getting an OT assessment? They may be able to loan you a picker/trolley etc for after the op. Also lots of quick foods. Good luck!

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 18h

Is he a Maine Coon? I can confirm Clarence didn't stop growing until about 3. He's 7.5kg (and was a medical runt when we got him at 8 weeks old so imagine our surprise!).

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 18h

There's no medical reason either. She has put videos on tiktok as she has shit herself on a run. I really don't understand it. Incontinence pads are a thing ffs. Or get a treadmill and shit yourself at home. She makes her boyfriend pick her up. It's a level of stubborn even I can't comprehend.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 21h

Another day, another person saying things with their whole chest that you couldn't waterboard out of me.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 22h

I think it's a lifestyle choice at this point. If I shit myself even once whilst running I wouldn't be doing it again

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 22h

After reading it I'm not convinced she doesn't. She doesn't even wear an incontinence pad.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 22h

I guess that's one way to stay safe whilst running alone.

A young white woman with blonde hair pouting at the camera with the headline 'I soil myself every week while running - but I won't stop'.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 23h

I'm sorry for your loss ❤️

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy caturday from Clarence and his wee chin rest

A ginger cat with his head on the arm of a wooden chair.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My most working class trait is making sure the flat is super clean before anyone comes over. I could be dying and I'd still not let someone see a speck of dust.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fair play to painter and decorators over 40. I've done two days and I'm broken

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Eeesh yep that'll do it! Dust is my nemesis.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yep, it's really bad for me. I get a rash if I touch it too. But my body and skin is generally a little bitch.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wondered why I was feeling allergic and wheezy and then I realised I was sitting in a room full of cardboard boxes. Yep, cardboard/dust that'll do it. Literally been off the antihistamines for a week and now back on them.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yep, I had landlords try to raise my rent in the past and if I pushed back they usually caved. Bastards.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And this is why people continue to live in awful properties with shithead landlords because they can't afford the cost of moving. It's shameful we let this happen.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gonna call up my mum and demand some of that wealth she's hoarding in her one bed council flat.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is the way. It's really hard when you're working and stuff. If I hadn't taken such a nice gap between jobs there's no way I wouldn't done any of my other housey jobs.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Getting myself mentally and physically prepared to paint the hallway and skirting boards. It's the last job left over from before I started my new job. It'll be worth it for sure, yep. Any minute now I'll start. Maybe one more cuppa first...

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is a good article but it really should've focused more on landlords squeezing every penny from people. This man earns £34k a year and needs to earn more just to rent a shared room. Something needs to change and quickly. We can't end homelessness without dealing with landlords.

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I live in England's least affordable city - I have a job but still ended up homeless

Every night I spent in temporary living felt like a step further away from being able to get out of my situation

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The smash apparently releases the flavour better too. I only discovered last week about removing the germ from the garlic. Good week for garlic knowledge!

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spent today sorting out the kitchen cupboards and updating the ol' spreadsheet. It'd be a good system, if we ever actually used it.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Haha no tumble dryer but I do have homemade lemonade icecubes in the freezer.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well it still doesn't fit all of them in but it's better than what we had.

A over door hanger with spices and herbs on the shelves. It has a teatowel and oven gloves hanging from it too.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And for the skeptical Americans please note the multiple spices and a sneaky jar of peanut butter at the back. It turns out we *do* have them, even in Scotland.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He is like 'so this is the bullshit you are chosing over playing with *me*'

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorting through my spices today and it turns out I have a lot of ginger 😸

A large ginger cat looking over his shoulder next to a number of jars of spices and herbs.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People with diagnosed dementia, who don't know where they are shouldn't be in prison. What risk are these people now to society? There's a better option than this.

Care homes behind bars - coping with an aging prison population.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So today is the first day I've actually been off on annual leave (technically been off all week) and the roofers are putting up scaffolding outside my window & singing very loudly. Apparently he's 'been led by the power of love'. Fucking Bert will start tap dancing next.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Brutal, won't help now but those coffee bags are good as a backup. They're much better than instant anyway.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A third of the people involved called the police. Brilliant.

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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

His girlfriend prods him 'how many times Dave, I'm studying to be a fucking LAWYER. Every damn night you go off, hammering saying it's for me? I'm done'.

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