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Virtual Auggie

@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
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I'm a 37 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him

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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I miss my sweet angel somedays too, (and there was a lot of her to miss as you can tell.😅) 💙
A tubby dachshund
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
I'm on my way to cause problems
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Twins!
Cottonball with ears
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, show me on the "Jerry No" Response Level chart what you're feeling today.
"Jerry No" Response Level chart
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
STOP BEING SO CUTE! GAHH! #elfie #indiegame
It's a rotund elephant with a hat and my heart can't take much more of this cutesy stuff.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you (but it's @incognitodef.bsky.social bun)
Goddy saying just a touch
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy carp this game is too cute. I wish I could hang with Elfie but I'd probably just want to hug her the whole time. #elfie #indiegame
I'm always saying this
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God knows, God knows I want to break free
I want to break free
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh sure, she says she only wants to be friends but she'll be singing a different tune when I pick her up in this bad boy.
Pagani Zonda Cinque
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You absolute monsters! Is it worth it? Is it? What did those poor dogs ever do to deserve this? 😭
Chihuahua cheese
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October! (Living la Vida Conejito baby)
Sun's out buns out
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burrito facts
Burrito
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey guys if you could keep it down, my bunny just fell asleep.
My new bunny... uhh... Cottontail... yeah.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think mine's hacked
It's rude to belch in people's faces
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hey it's just like that movie directed by that guy Kane Polygons or whatever. Right, @incognitodef.bsky.social ?
Just like that movie, the Backdoors or something.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy saying eye see your point.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over.
Just a touch with Cogs' boy Goddy
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Of course, here's the special edition:
This is what you get for being a wise guy
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Depluralize a movie: Gremlin (And here's a gremlin)
Evie saying you got this baby
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's the toy sword that came with the special edition. People bought it thinking it was a real size sword only to unbox one of these:
Cocktail sword toothpick
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks for the new meme image!
Well, that's troubling
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fun fact: this was the working title before they settled on "Ravenous"
Metroid Baby Hungy
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But like too, they always think Agartha would be beautiful and full of beautiful white people. In reality wouldn't it be full of like, the Falmer from Skyrim?
The true Agarthans
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My joke was so good it brought my boy back! WELCOME BACK @brunofortheps2.bsky.social !
My stupid Simpsons joke but my boy Bruno is back!
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vindicated!
New Wa game liked my post
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never heard of the guy. 🤫
Evie reminding you that snitches get stitches
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Careful Jeff, I think he heard you.
Brad Shoemaker the Starcraft man
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To spread positivity... something something i forgot what the original post said. Here's 4 games that lived rent-free in my head this year, and here's who i'm tagging @carlofrivia.bsky.social @incognitodef.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social (splatoon2 and 3 others goober) @derpalert.bsky.social
Forbidden Solitaire baybeeSilent Hill TownfallFields of MistriaVAMPIRE CRAWLERS GET IT NOW
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dogs are da best. Here, have a sausage.
My dog Evie the sausage. RIP 2022
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Batman the animated series McDonald's toys
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me in 2015 Me today Still sleepy 😪
Evie with a head rollEvie sleeping
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Japanese game went all black & white which can only mean one thing... 🤨evil.
Mushashi in black and white because evil is afoot.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does this count?
Cranky Mitch McConnell
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tuesday!!! You're doing it and getting it done! Here, have an doggie, you've earned it! @incognitodef.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @four-torpedoes.bsky.social @amnesiatron.bsky.social @saynoto5calp3rs.bsky.social #tonguesouttuesday
Dog with tongue sticking out
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post Something Random or You'll have an Awful September.
Baller Town, where i live baby
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Breach and clear, Jauffre!
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 baybee
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All the stars are here.
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm gonna start a Marvel themed clothing brand and call it:
Avengers Ensemble!
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HOLY FROGGING CARP!
Batman Mask of the Phantasm VHS
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's time for Auggie's Indies (or AI for short- wait never mind) First up: Idle Chapel -Fun game with a fun loop, found myself playing for way too long, and the story around it is interesting Second: Sludgineers -Imagine the joy's of Powerwash Simulator with an idler attached (yeah it's that fun)
Idle ChapelSludgineers
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's room for 1 more, btw. 😁
Bombi Waggle Wagon
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whoa whoa, hold up. Listen, I was with you for a lot of these but clearly the best Animal Crossing is Barkley's Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Barkley's Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wafflor the Pokémon
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2 star-crossed lovers... until he got cross. 👩"They were the perfect couple I don't know how this could've happened." Tonight on Dateline: "Hot Cross Buns" at 8 only on NBC.
black and white pic of goddy and pinky to show MURDER
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"To me, my prune juice!"
X-Lax
For a smooth move
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Meme i made saying of an undercover guy saying "how do you do fellow protesters?"
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Accurate description of chihuahua
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yo, I found your sign.
Sign calling you a dip
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't wait for that remake!
Your nightmare
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Virtual Auggie @augustusthe4th.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ooey booey yes and splooty!
Sploot
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