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Autumn @aughtum.net · 10/09/2026

This poster is genuinely better than anything any AI could possibly produce

Autumn @aughtum.net · 07/09/2026

Did starmer accidentally lock himself in the Home Office press room while trying to find the exit (cc @miloedwards.bsky.social )

A Home Office spokesperson said:
This government is bearing down
on dangerous small boat crossings
and restoring control at our border.
Joint efforts have seen over 48,000
crossing attempts prevented and
1,100 boats and engines seized since
the election.
"We are making progress, with the
number of small boat crossings
down this year and the lowest
number recorded for the month of
July since 2020.
“But we must go further, which is
why we have signeda payment-by-
results deal with the French to put
40% more boots on the ground on
French beaches."

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 02/09/2026

Unfortunately... 🧵1/2

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 12/08/2026

huh the sun and the moon get weirdly close together tonight maybe someone should do something about that

Photography app screenshot showing the lines of the moon and sun moving across the sky overlaid on streetview of a park, converging at a point labelled 19h

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 01/08/2026

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social it's fucking AUGUST THE FIRST (swear on my life I took this 5 minutes ago)

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 30/06/2026

Reading this and remembering two weeks ago when I genuinely annoyed two politically active leftists by saying the BBC should be abolished.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 27/06/2026

Oh yeah and alcohol + dyspraxia led to me stacking it on the way home from the most vibey pub night in a while so I've got a gash on my leg but I'm sweating so much the dressing won't stay on. Hence the modified tights.

Selfie looking up at my knee with a dressing poking out. I'm behind the knee (on a bus)

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 27/06/2026

Fucking hell this is awful at least I'm looking kinda cute

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 02/06/2026

damn, didn't know those needed a whole category

a screenshot from a document including a single line which reads: Brake Isolated Cock lever positions

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 26/05/2026

I love living in a top floor flat

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 24/05/2026

Oh what so my pharmacist saying to cover the evening falloff of lis I should just take some dex in the afternoon is mildly bullshit. No way I'm sleeping on that

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 21/05/2026

IT'S SHITTY AI ALL THE WAY DOWN BABY i stg

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 15/05/2026

organised my ebooks today

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 09/05/2026

Second law of the day: trans friends, the vast majority of the time it's fine and good to use the Correct toilet, but if you have to use the accessible toilet and see this shit, make sure to fix it if you can. One of the pulls should be a couple of inches off the floor, it's there for a reason.

In an accessible toilet, the red emergency pull chord tied up

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 02/05/2026

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

a screenshot of homeassistant showing that an oral-b toothbrush can be added

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 02/05/2026

Think some people will enjoy these hand-written scotch tape reminders that I found at work last week. Someone had carefully transplanted them to the inside of our spare keyboard drawer after the channels changed and they were no longer accurate.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 01/05/2026

Scrolling through aliexpress like damn people really want to put penises on their camera

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 23/04/2026

I'm leaving the house now and commuting home from work around 11pm HOW AM I MEANT TO DRESS FOR THIS

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 17/04/2026

actually terrifying how much a windows laptop tries to phone home (this is one laptop without telemetry disabled over 24hrs)

screeenshot showing almost 20,000 dns attempts blocked

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 26/02/2026

It's a getting silly with kind of day

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 25/02/2026

Doing some very silly things tomorrow

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 18/02/2026

can the weather get warmer now please

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 25/01/2026

Found (some of because the website is terrible and it cuts off halfway down) it! Holy shit the council really hates @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social 's pub. (I know why it came in at the time but Hazel is amazing and it's silly for it to still be in force)

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 30/12/2025

Do I know anyone that knows anything about leather care? If feels like everything online is contradictory. Trying to restore the parts of this jacket that look like this

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 27/12/2025

Last year: a singular bike wheel clock This year: a pair of absolutely wonderful 6ft long illustrations.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 24/12/2025

I won't bore everyone with the full #ITschristmas tale but this commiseration message responding to a call for help on a slack full of very technically competent people made my day yesterday.

Either way you have my sympathies. “I need a stand for a TV and it must involve a brick for Reasons” is such a Christmas tech support request.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 21/12/2025

Full support to all publicans making their pubs more inclusive by banning Labour MP's. Tom, being an insufferable Labour prick is a choice, not a protected characteristic.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 21/12/2025

If you need any more convincing: IT HAS AN UNANSWERED FILTER. Instantly reconnected with three friends who's messages I'd forgotten about after setting the app up Means you can hit inbox zero on messages which is such an incredible feeling.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 06/12/2025

Well I guess this is what happens when an indie is the artist behind both 'our song' and two of the songs you use to sleep every night.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 06/12/2025

It's not exactly helping the problem that the BBC is using AI for its reporting, rather than talking to an expert. Asking a chatbot for areas where the image is fake will always give a positive response!

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 30/11/2025

Although working in theatre in winter means

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 26/11/2025

Yet again: twee shit

A messy desk with an open cross-stitch kit and a half finished cross-stitch

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 25/11/2025

On my 'twee shit' again

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 23/11/2025

Besides this being piss easy to win while just being based, I'm not sure the writers understood what 1p means in a percentages context...

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 16/11/2025

@fabpod.bsky.social obsessed with this Thunderbirds display in the pub I'm in

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 10/11/2025

Get to play with this beaut tho

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 04/11/2025

this junction fuckin rules motorway to local road, but with no turning across lanes and a few extra connections if you're already facing the right way you don't even need to enter the roundabout

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 23/10/2025

Working in theatre be like

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 23/10/2025

love to load up a savefile from over a year ago, go wtf is this dumb shit and then remember why neom's the line, as a theme park. inspired by @trashfuture.bsky.social it's so bad and dumb

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 23/10/2025

On the topic of comms we've just got bone conducting headsets and you can't even tell I've got 6 people talking in my ear and I can hear everyone talk to me in person perfectly which is proper weird and fun. (Can't push hair back to show off new piercings tho :( )

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 11/10/2025

what two transfems and the buffest ukrainian guy in the universe can achieve in 50 minutes (up three stories no lift)

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 09/10/2025

Really hoping @zackpolanski.bsky.social reposting this was a mistake because uhm We been bringing all our trans friends on board to the greens as the only party with a chance that will fight for us. Please don't fuck us.

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 09/10/2025

ah yes, the opening hours of the Great British Royal Mail Service combined with the United Kingdom Government which has decided the postie isn't allowed to put blades for my razor in my postbox without seeing ID has meant I'm really frustrated for having a bloody lie-in on my day off

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Autumn @aughtum.net · 04/10/2025

Love this for my new flat

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