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Stephen Augustus (he/him)

@auggie.dev
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Black. #opensource governance: @kubernetes.io, @openssf.org, TODO Group Lead Architect, Open Source Infrastructure & Security @ Bloomberg — Opinions are my own Bio and links: whois.auggie.dev

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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 26/09/2026
Get yourself some friends that you want to go buy an off-grid multi-house compound with in the middle of nowhere.
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Chess.com @chess.com · 18/09/2026
castling queenside for extra legroom
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 17/09/2026
ICYMI: We dropped BonoboMock, a C++ mocking library, this week at @cppcon.bsky.social! www.bloomberg.com/company/stor...
bloomberg.com
Bloomberg engineers publish BonoboMock, a C++ mocking library that needs no code changes | Bloomberg LP
BonoboMock finally makes C++ unit testing painless, letting developers mock any function — no design contortions or code changes required.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/09/2026
it's always a risk with computers
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/09/2026
lololol
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Ben Affleck Ben Affleck Smoking
Alt: Ben Affleck Smoking
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/09/2026
same question bsky.app/profile/augg...
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/09/2026
sure thing!!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/09/2026
I can see this (from "Following")!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 06/09/2026
are you okay?
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 06/09/2026
the agents are hacking on us!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 05/09/2026
what's everyone hacking on these days?
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/08/2026
[discussing my workflow, in the style of Taken] ...but what I do have are a very particular set of /skills.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 14/07/2026
"Next time on Full Metal Alchemist..."
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FMA Fullmetal Alchemist Creepy Smile
Alt: FMA Fullmetal Alchemist homunculus gif
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 27/06/2026
Congrats!! Berocca is next level restoration, btw. Like 40+% of my conference crew will have it in our slings just in case someone has experienced a big night 🤣
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 27/06/2026
something, something software supply chain security cc: @mikeneeds.rest @mauilion.dev
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 27/06/2026
It definitely hits different! Just returned from a "night out" before 10 PM to get a good night's sleep on the weekend 👴👴👴
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 19/06/2026
Dear fellow New Yorkers, "Knicks in the requisite and appropriate number amount of games"!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 13/06/2026
lol, these are legitimately stock photos 😍
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/06/2026
...like most folks, wishing I was in Italy 😘
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/06/2026
reporting this skeet as malware, mr. test file
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/06/2026
EYE TRIPLE EEEEEEEE doesn't have the capability to understand my capabilities. Please subscribe if you think you're capable.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 12/06/2026
to those we haven't had a full conversation with, "Hiiiiiiiiiiii".
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day!!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/05/2026
...just the kind of thing an agent would say
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/05/2026
funny enough, this was somehow related to AI
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 07/05/2026
Can't have a conflict of interest if you don't have interests!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 13/04/2026
...such a Phallic victory
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 24/03/2026
It's such an honor to be published in @acmqueue.bsky.social!! In this article, Alyssa and I give you some insight into how we help to sustain #opensource ecosystems @bloomberg.com. Shoutouts to our friends @openssf.org and #CHAOSS for providing frameworks to make software safer!!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 13/03/2026
s t e v e .
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Jason Williams @jason-williams.co.uk · 11/03/2026
Temporal is now Stage 4 at TC39 🎂🎂🎂 Thanks to all the other champions of JavaScript's new date-time API. It has been a wild ride over many years! I wrote a blog post explaining how we got here 📜 bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/post...
Code example showing the usage of Temporal.ZoneddateTime

```js
// London DST starts: 2026-03-29 01:00 -> 02:00
const zdt = Temporal.ZonedDateTime.from(
  "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]",
);

console.log(zdt.toString());
// → "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]"

const plus1h = zdt.add({ hours: 1 });

console.log(plus1h.toString());
// "2026-03-29T02:30:00+01:00[Europe/London]" (01:30 doesn't exist)
```
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 10/03/2026
Banjo Katzooie over here
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Jon Kuperman @jonkuperman.com · 10/03/2026
Source maps are a vital part of modern web development, but the lack of a standard made it impossible for us to add new features or improve the debugging experience. This is the story of how we standardized source maps and how we continue to ship features through standards 📜 🧵
A JSON file representing a source map. The code contains:

{
  "version": 3, // Always the integer 3
  "file": "out.js", // Optional: name of the generated file
  "sourceRoot": "", // Optional: prefix prepended to each entry in "sources"
  "sources": ["foo.js", "bar.js"], // Required: list of original source URLs/paths (or null)
  "sourcesContent": [null, null], // Optional: inlined source text, aligned with "sources"
  "names": ["src", "maps"], // Optional: symbol names referenced by "mappings"
  "mappings": "A,AAAB;;ABCDE", // Required: encoded mapping data (base64-VLQ deltas)
  "ignoreList": [0] // Optional: indexes into "sources" considered "third-party"
}
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 10/03/2026
Reposting this in honor of Slay the Spire 2 Early Access. Thank you for another hit, @megacrit.com!!!
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Rob Palmer @robpalmer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Some time ago, @jonkuperman.com & @tchetwin.bsky.social had a dream for the JS engineers at Bloomberg to be more public about the cool JS work we have going on. That dream has come true - now we have a blog platform 🎉 (You'll see more articles over the next few days) bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/
bloomberg.github.io
Bloomberg JS Blog
The official Bloomberg JavaScript blog - insights, tutorials, and best practices from Bloomberg's JavaScript engineering team.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 09/03/2026
let's gooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 13/02/2026
1. unfunny 2. bold of you to assume the devil's pronouns are he/him 3. it's okay if the devil has an insufficient amount of advocates
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 13/02/2026
[probably as a man] I know you're dying to say it, but I promise you that the devil has a sufficient amount of advocates. Literally no one wants or needs to hear you say this.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 26/01/2026
yeah, buff x ranch is my go-to if both are available Never done the gravy!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 26/01/2026
'scuse me, what?! 👀👀👀
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 26/01/2026
this is so much fun!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 26/01/2026
okay, so you have chicken fingers or nuggets you are dipping them in... a. ranch b. honey mustard c. ketchup d. something else bonus question: do any of these options seem completely out of place here?
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 06/01/2026
Kubernetes WIG Docs first meeting of 2026!!! cc: The Right Honorable @natali.rip
A photo of me at my desk with a very serious face, looking at my monitor. I am wearing a HEALTH t shirt and a white colonial lawyer wig.A photo of Natali at her desk looking very seriously at her monitor. She's wearing a gray curly judge wig.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 02/01/2026
...but you meant well and tried. That's important!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 01/01/2026
oh heck yeah! TIL!!
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 01/01/2026
...and curses to you @kat.lol for nudging me to even have to test this.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 01/01/2026
im happy to report that after not quite 10 listens of The New Year (DCFC), I did not unexpectedly cry (like last year). glad we properly adjusted that emotion chip bug.
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 01/01/2026
to those that are ready to unshackle themselves from the Gregorian calendar, I can give 13 simple strategies to establish your own temporal directive (link in comments)
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Stephen Augustus (he/him) @auggie.dev · 01/01/2026
happy new year, to those that celebrate
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