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"Augeas"

@augeas.bsky.social
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"All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again." augeas@eleusis.social Generative Noise. Fallen Physicist. Research Software for a living, Data Larceny by Force of Habit. augeas.github.io

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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 1h
"Even now, Sithrak oils the spit." www.oglaf.com/sithrak/
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Even now Sithrak oils the spit
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, a simple semi-circular one, perhaps over a nice little chalk stream.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some months, 50 quid is a bridge too far. Two positive reviews on BadGear is fairly unprecedented, though: youtu.be/cM1ubk7JQ3E?...
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Bad Gear - BIG BRANDS have a PROBLEM!!!
YouTube video by AudioPilz
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every 1-2 years, I piss about with small synths in a field, so the Kastles, Volcas and probably the FM-1 get used. Not happy with how little I use the Mother32, and other analog bits but there are things I wanna do with 'em. *Probably* life squeezing my capacity for play out of me rather than G.A.S.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cheerful little thing, though. Wish I knew how b0rked the BLE MIDI is. If I get the CA noises going, I might justify getting another just to have a choice of firmwares. Probably more use than some Behringer things that are 25 quid more. Going back to see if I can do WebMIDI from proper Python.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dunno where I'd start WRT pissing about with firmware, if ever. I want one voice of polyphony for each cell in a strip from the CA. FM-1 has supposedly twice the voices of a Volca FM2 for < half the price. Can't go wrong at that price if a hardware DX7 is what you want. I wanted voices for cheap.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tried sending an FM-1 BLE MIDI in micropython from my cellular automata app on my EMFcamp badge. Connects, no noises. BLE thru box works. Dunno if the thru box is too permissive and my code is shite, or the FM-1 is too picky. Other things can send it BLE MIDI, though. Could just plug the bugger in..
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The wombat lives across the seas, Among the far Antipodes. He may exist on nuts and berries, Or then again, on missionaries; His distant habitat precludes Conclusive knowledge of his moods, But I would not engage the wombat In any form of mortal combat." --Ogden Nash
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Folk who haven't seen Demon Seed... youtu.be/IB8AON8O1qQ?...
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Clock DVA - "Final Program (Decoded 2)"
YouTube video by RareElectronic
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Been Done youtu.be/_9uwK0RzW24?...
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Bostik Haze
YouTube video by Thee Headcoatees - Topic
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Turn it down!" youtu.be/SR-LAxA6DEw?...
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HOUSE CRAWL ∆ Tenebre 1982
YouTube video by TRANSGRESSOR
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks to this here virus, I've been "winning" pretty much all day.
Black-and-white and swirly tabby cats on a somewhat busy loft bed.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tens of thousands fewer students is hundreds of millions of pounds of lost export earnings, solely and wholly to appease racists.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's called trisection, maybe you've third of it.
Cantor set
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's called a cube root, maybe you've surd of it.
Complex cube-root of unity Newton-Raphson fractal.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/20OY9Clvhw4?...
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clipping. - Run It (Official Video)
YouTube video by clipping.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/OegqDyBbndw?...
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The Turnpike Cruisers - I Wanna Be Like You
YouTube video by Charlie Spliff
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah. There's this, which is part of S.1071: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... Which she *did* vote for: www.baldwin.senate.gov/about/voting... Bugger.
See URL.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No desire to perform Reverse Devil's Advocacy, just looking for one less reason to be depressed about People Being Crap, vicariously, as she's t'other half's nominal ex-senator.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems to have voted for some NDAAs, but against this one? "Led by Wisconsin U.S. Senator Tammy Baldwin (D-WI), 21 Senators put forth an amendment striking the language that would deny health care to the children of servicemembers." www.hrc.org/press-releas... www.baldwin.senate.gov/news/press-r...
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Senate Passes Defense Bill Blocking Health Care For Trans Military…
President Biden, Who Has Repeatedly Promised to Veto Anti-LGBTQ+ Legislation, Must Now Reject Hijacked NDAA If Enacted, NDAA Would Be First Time Since…
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damned did good covers. youtu.be/VOzHnbwZIUo?... youtu.be/14PKjhC9Fnk?... youtu.be/xUFJE5nd8kU?...
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Alone Again Or
YouTube video by The Damned - Topic
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/MLN4k_meJiw?...
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White Rabbit
YouTube video by The Damned - Topic
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/tgQhKzE2fBo?...
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Heartbreak Hotel
YouTube video by John Cale - Topic
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/T2kdEmOyNj8?...
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JACK O'FIRE No Love Lost
YouTube video by DJDOC52
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually had a bit of a trawl, haven't found anything nasty yet: www.baldwin.senate.gov/about/voting... "S.4668 - Protect College Sports Act of 2026" is recent, but doesn't seem to mention gender at all: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... Not saying there's nothing nasty, but I haven't found it yet.
baldwin.senate.gov
Voting Record | U.S. Senator Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vicariously disappointed by Tammy Baldwin. What shite has she pulled?
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heh-heh, Archole's kicked it. (Just realised that The Kidz(tm) barely remember who Archole was.)
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, it's back: augeas.github.io/1dca/ (Still no web MIDI) (Right sod that I missed your stream.)
augeas.github.io
ca
a marimo app
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can test my slightly stupid "shunting-yard" algorithm code by pasting in "(c+r+c*r+l*c*r)%2" which is supposed to be equivalent to rule 110, and it seems to work. Perhaps I'll fix it and you can play too.
Yeah, that's rule 110 all right.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Speed of light" is up to 2 cells per generation, so not a Wolfram (bleah) elementary CA. Only 2^(2^3) of those, slightly crazy how much bigger 2^(2^5) is. 2^(2^6) for 2nd-order CA with "p" for previous state. You're supposed to be able to play with with WASM, but I b0rked it on my github.io.
github.io
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two totalistic CAs at once, sort of? Entirely dependent on neighbour states, not current state, or you'd need two grids?
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feeling Dense. 5x5 array specifies rule how?
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eh. 1D CA rule (L^r)|(c^(l&R)), where the neighbourhood is LlcrR, supposed to be improving how the churn out MIDI noises, but, dunno...
Green and light purple triangular things.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Already running on fumes and having to Deepen The Pit anyway. Deepened it by another Four Entire Quid. "Into the blue again (after the money's gone) Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground" Do What You Can...
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can't channel the Void properly with slop trained on meat-puppet filth. It takes an act of Intention and True Will... (...and Numpy and FFmpeg.)
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man..." youtu.be/mHAGbD3dlhE?...
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The Big Lebowski - Gutterballs | HQ
YouTube video by EMS co.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alec Fucking Guiness: youtu.be/GtBV5em0MBA?...
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The Captain's Paradise 1953 Alec Guinness and Yvonne De Carlo dancing 1
YouTube video by Ludmila Sakharova
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, can be a Right Sod, notwithstanding that there's (nearly) always the Moon. (Oh, mind out for the shape-shifting thing again.) Hence lugging the frac to the Heath. Somebody nice with more £ than sense will just have to get it something more esoteric... www.scopeviews.co.uk/PocketBorg.htm
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Pocket Borg Review
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been the 2nd Autumn since the house-move, first without the swine of an ex-housemate, and the garden has quite a bit of sky. I should probably get the 'frac out of the bag this year. (Somebody should buy it a nice little Dobsonian reflector, as long as the mirror is parabolic and collimatable)
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aha. So that's who it was that time on Hampstead Heath with the Four-Inch Refractor! It'd been up to its usual Shape-Shifting and Teleporting tricks, hadn't it! No point in denying it. www.instagram.com/p/CYsHR0jgcA...
Blury frame from a video of a fox, and we All Know Who running around a refracting telescope.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, I see its problem. It's been looking down the wrong end. I'm only good at recognising crap adjacent to what the (defunct) Reading Polymer Physics Group had in the late nineties. Thus, this from the Kirkaldy Testing Museum last w/e. "Oh it's an Instron tensometer. They're shite."
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It could have a SEM/AFM, then it could watch TV all day. I miss microscopes. I remember seeing the Batman flick, where I recognised the prop in Mr Freeze's lab as being a Phillips EM301 like the one I was still bloody using. (It is a Good Microscope. Quick, drink your weak lemon drink.)
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm somewhat reading it, I think. Seem to be doing a little better of late. Ask me what I'm merely carrying around. (The Gentle Art of Getting Round to Things.)
Might actually finish Mishima's "Beautiful Star", also Samuel Beckett's "Watt" and the screenplay for "Alphaville". (Also carrying around "Texts for Northing".)
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2nd-hand paperback copy of Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson on a somewhat be-stickered laptop
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Oh! Pipi! Popo!"
J. P. Gautier with two extremely orange giraffes.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Hey, you're my favorite, baby. I mean it. I really can't stand all the rest of these people. Every one of them has some fatal glitch in personality. Whiners, freaks, crips, cowards... every one of them. But not you, Ted. No, my man. You were a stand up guy. Yes! A take-charge kind of guy.
Ted from IHNMAIMS looks somewhat like Harlan Elison.
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Create a Great Energy of Death" (Bloody Goths)
"In Vas Grav Corp"
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"An air of hatred doth surround thee..."
Ultima V Shadowlords.Entering the town of Jhelom in Ultima V, under the influence of Astaroth, Shadowlord of Hatered
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"Augeas" @augeas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A swift perusal of a list of deliberate "Controlled Flights into Terrain" reveals a bunch of desperate blokes for whom traditional white picket fence domesticity wasn't working out so well. I'd rather a hyper-fixated oddity who gets off on dressing as a badger any day.
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