audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Did you forget the part where pro players aren’t allowed to go back to play in college? 110
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’re making an idiotic argument like from the movie Air Bud, where a Golden retriever plays football. He’s allowed because “there’s no rule about it.” 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 25/05/2026An actual good list. I'd change a few things, but no major quibbles at all. 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026WHEW!! Apparently, got my new one in just under the gun. No Trump face. 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I just ordered a new passport a month ago. If this shit is on there....I'm gonna lose my mind. 1140
Reposted by @audrew.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026ms. rachel is WEAK on the economy 454230367
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 08/03/2026There will be blood in the streets if they try to do this. 010
Reposted by @audrew.bsky.socialJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 27/02/2026According to Nielsen, 'CBS Evening News' just recorded its lowest-rated February of the 21st century, averaging 4.4 million total viewers and 538,000 in the key 25-54 demographic. 3093245641
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Just make the lottery odds the same for all non-playoff teams. Problem solved. 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Why is everyone's solution always the dumbest thing you've ever heard? 120
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 12/01/2026AJ Brown has just unfollowed his own hands on social media 081
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"PLEASE LET ME STARVE CHILDREN" - The President 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Don't Republicans say the COVID "jab" killed more people than the disease? Is Trump responsible for that too? 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Fetterman: "It's tough being a Democrat. We talk a good game, but it's hard to get anything done." MTG: "It's hard being a Republican. Everyone hates you because your policies are evil." TOGETHER: "I WISH WE COULD SWITCH PLACES" ***Suddenly, the talisman they were both holding starts smoking.*** 000
Reposted by @audrew.bsky.socialJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Is this real or am I in a coma? 6991131
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Should spend more time fixing teeth and less time collecting reef fish for your office aquarium. Yeah, I’m looking at YOU, pediatric dentist Dr. P Sherman! 041
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Squid Game, Season 3, Episode 2media.tenor.coma little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a bathtub with yarn.co written in the cornerALT: a little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a bathtub with yarn.co written in the corner 120
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Just a reminder @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social you need to record new Best Of countdown numbers. It's June 1st after all. 110
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2025We didn't cover it up.....read it all in my book that took months to write and publish with all the juicy details THAT WE DIDN'T COVER UP 070
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If your job has an Appreciation Week…it simply means you’re all collectively underpaid. 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I've been to New York 3 times. I have only ever traveled by subway when I'm there, and it has always been a pleasant experience. I'm sure crime happens there occasionally, but that's the same with any place. My kids were pumped to take the train from Chelsea all the way to Coney Island. 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 23/04/2025All of you people calling this "slavery" are making me sick! It's technically "indentured servitude" 010
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 22/04/2025That's sort of the point of the 2nd game. You are forced to play as Abby AFTER what she did. What happens after that is incredible. 110
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Last season of #HandmaidsTale and I gotta say…the vibes are off 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Yeah! Why aren’t the doctors more practiced at treating measles!?!? They don’t even TEACH how to battle polio in medical school these days! 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I just bought 45 acres outside Duluth! Cariboukita Banana coming to a grocery store near you soon! 010
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 20/03/2025They have zero chance of winning a playoff series by allowing open 3 after open 3. 010
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Probably shouldn't have donated to his campaign, eh Jim? 020
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Shocking that when you say you’re going to take their land and not let them go back that they don’t want to work with you. 0200
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The Great Depression was GREAT. He didn’t specify what he meant by make America great again 000
audrew.bsky.social @audrew.bsky.social · 01/02/2025His team's gonna start stealing wins like they're a teammates credit card in the Notre Dame locker room. 070
