Reposted by Austinrina @not.bsky.cool · 24/08/2026important to note that in my wedding vows i accused my husband of stealing my jokes 191
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Don’t even fucking talk to me if you haven’t read A Pilgrim’s Progress 001
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I have hateful terrible thoughts I cannot say out loud but believe me when I tell you a large portion of them center around Dave Ramsey 050
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Getting paid biweekly really makes you miss being paid heteroweekly 020
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Need my wife to wake up and take my phone cuz I wanna start posting radical political posts and she helps keep me grounded 010
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025You tell my husband to get in there and be christmassy with you or me and him will have a stern talk 010
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 13/12/2025“If God wanted beans to be in tacos he would’ve put them in there himself” Me, 2025 000
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Or the files are so bad that the government and the country collapse just out of sheer shock 000
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 09/10/2025If I had 100 lives I would spend 98 of them on head on collisions with people who leave their brights on. The 99th would probably be me trying to make friends with a grizzly cuz bears are cool 130
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 07/10/202535MPH is the stupidest speed for a road. I hate it. Fuck you 010
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Hate Vince completely but I would rock the hell out of that fleece he has on #bb27 000
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Reposting this also trump is starting martial law in DC and if he thinks it works well he’s gonna try it in other large, blue cities across the country, I’m calling it now 020
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Call me George Washington Carver the way I be playin with my nuts 110
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 08/08/2025You posted that pretty much the exact moment Boromir spoke the line 010
Austin @aubineb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I bet it KILLS you that I get to occupy the same space as her daily ugh I bet you’re so pissed 000
