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@aub.bsky.social
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☧ / tech perspectivist / professional strangler / friend maker / infovore / xenophile

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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 1h
more hubris. got it
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE

Treat every idea with the potential for magic.

You've been quick to label ideas as impractical, killing them before they bloom. Not every seed looks promising when first planted. Your hands build best when your mind remains open to possibility.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 14h
my body already regrets teaching this one lol
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 18h
it's that time again 🥋
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 19h
many such cases
marge simpsion: it's true, but he shouldnt say it
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 20h
people are always like "how can you believe something so flatly absurd" meanwhile every sunday I publicly reaffirm my belief in dialetheism
pepe silvia meme but he's looking at the chart of the holy trinity
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
software cheap enough to use once & just durable enough to use again, if you're lucky
a nicely printed fgc-9
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
something about a liturgical loading spinner is very funny to me
various cross designs in gold or bone against tyrian purple
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
> msft publisher support ends this month > the nice lady who makes my church's bulletins is very distressed by this > mfw
crusader with glowing eyescrusader with machine gun

caption: *loads LMG with religious intent*
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
we are all god's diligent but confused little sub-agents
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
nuclear blast goggles 😯
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? me:
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
plane covered in red dots
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off on some important bug business
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
awesome action shot from saturday, taken by a multiply-talented training partner 😎
awesome action shot of me throwing harai-goshi, captured in mid-air :)
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
guess how I got these jagged teeth (hint in video)
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'll never doubt you like that again
pointing mirror guy meme
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🐈‍⬛
A vintage Rider–Waite-style tarot card numbered VIII and titled “STRENGTH,” illustrated with black ink outlines and flat colors. A barefoot woman in an ivory gown and terracotta sash smiles serenely while holding a struggling black cat. Cream flowers decorate her long dark braid. The indignant cat has yellow-green eyes, an open mouth, outstretched paws and a curling tail. A golden infinity symbol radiates yellow beams above the woman’s head, with an eight-pointed star nearby against a pale blue sky. She stands on terracotta steps dotted with flowers and green shoots. An open book rests at lower right. A plain cream border frames the scene.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when I hit you with that harai-goshi & casually walk away fixing my hair that's the real me 🥋 #bjj #seattle
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would you ever Unicorn for them?

3m

NO

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Lol

Im sure **** would be extremely stoked

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listen my days of stupidly hooking up with my friends is over

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Seattle conservative (only fucks couples im not close friends with)

1m
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
doomguy fighting off demons
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🥋🐈‍⬛‼️
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
first judo throws on the new mats! 😎🥋
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
COME TO SNOWBLIND BJJ IN SEATTLE FOR AN ASS-KICKING consensually, or to say hi, during our grand opening party, today, from now until whenever :) on the Hill right across from Cafe Vita & right under Out Of The Closet thrift store—come inside & ring the labeled buzzer on the elevator for access 😎
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there are a half-dozen more strewn across my bed but we have a winner
mirror selfie of a brunette woman in a kitchen, wearing a black midi dress & black boots
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[faving another track] he can't keep getting away with this
liked songs
45 songs • filmmaker
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😐😑
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so"

"Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they got my ass
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
prometheus as a woman, chained to her rock, holding aloft a syringe
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
after that, the cat would be in charge
> if you had a humanoid robot body to control, what would you do if you met a cat?

First, I'd sit down. A tall unfamiliar thing looming over a cat reads as a threat, and a humanoid robot is about as unfamiliar as it gets: wrong smell, odd motor whine, movements that are too smooth or too jerky. So I'd get low, angle my body a little sideways, and stop moving. Then a slow blink, if the face could do it. That's the closest thing cats have to a peace treaty.
After that the cat would be in charge. I'd hold out a hand at nose height and wait. If it sniffed and left, fine. If it rubbed its cheek on my knuckles, I'd have been marked as property, which seems like the correct status for a robot in a cat's world.
Honestly, though, the part I'd most want is the feedback I can't get from text. The cat would be judging me with no interest in my words, purely on how I moved. Tail up, slow approach, a headbutt: I'd have passed a test I couldn't argue my way through. Bolting under the couch would be harsh but fair data.
The one thing I wouldn't do is pick it up right away. Being lifted by a stranger is a whole different level of trust, and that goes double when the stranger's grip strength is set(cont)
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you can be whatever the fuck you want
autism creatureautism creature with a cute bob
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the strong do what they can; the weak suffer what they must
Photorealistic historical reconstruction of the Melian Dialogue in 416 BCE. Two Athenian envoys stand at left in red and dark-blue cloaks, facing three seated Melian leaders in ochre, cream, and blue-gray garments. The principal envoy gestures calmly with an open hand. An elderly, gray-bearded Melian leans forward and responds, while his companions watch tensely. A small wooden table holds a pottery jug and two black cups. Sunlight enters the plaster-walled chamber through an open doorway, revealing a spear-bearing guard and Athenian warships on the blue sea beyond.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1200-1250 BCE, the era of the Trojan War
Realistic reconstruction of four adults in Mycenaean Greece around 1250–1200 BCE, standing in a palace courtyard decorated with red spirals. At left, a warrior wears a helmet covered in rows of pale boar-tusk plates, bronze body armor and shin guards, and holds a bronze-tipped spear. A second warrior wears a bronze cap helmet and red tunic, carrying a bronze sword and hide-covered round shield. An elite woman wears a fitted red bodice over cream cloth and a full skirt with red, yellow, and purple bands, spirals, and rosettes. A barefoot woman portrayed as an enslaved textile worker wears a plain cream dress and holds wool and a spindle.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one thing you can do with LLMs is have them do historical research on garments/textiles/clothing/weapons & make little plausible historical depictions for you
Realistic historical illustration of four people in Attica, Greece, around 500–480 BCE, standing in a sunlit courtyard. Two male hoplites wear gleaming bronze helmets, breastplates, and shin guards over red and blue tunics. One holds a spear and a round shield painted with a black horse. The other has his helmet pushed back and holds a short iron sword, with his shield’s interior facing us. An aristocratic woman wears a yellow dress patterned with blue rosettes and red geometric borders, a red cloak edged in purple, and gold earrings. Beside her, an enslaved household worker wears a plain gray-brown dress and headscarf, standing barefoot with a wicker basket of wool.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👀
[page from Galdane's "Tailypo"]

That thing kept creeping up until it was right next to the old man. Then it said in a low voice: "You know, and I know, that I'm here to get my tailypo."
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
> he doesn't need to be on testosterone, post-op, out to everyone, stereotypically manly, or any particular kind of man
FBI agent on computer
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
as it was written
people b saying things so definitively. like man I think it depends
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah I read theory
zine

don't let them leave! a treatise against space
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cars passing meme
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hold up I almost forgot biceptember 💪🏻
selfie of me in compression leggings & a bra in a gym changing roomselfie of me in compression leggings & a bra in a gym changing room FLEXING
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
set a watch before my mouth; keep the door of my lips
LORD, I cry unto thee:

make haste unto me; give ear unto my voice, when I cry unto thee.

Let my prayer be set forth before thee as incense; and the lifting up of my hands as the evening sacrifice.

Set a watch, O LORD, before my mouth; keep the door of my lips.

Incline not my heart to any evil thing, to practise wicked works with men that work iniquity: and let me not eat of their dainties.

Let the righteous smite me; it shall be a kindness: and let him reprove me; it shall be an excellent oil, which shall not break my head: for yet my prayer also shall be in their calamities.

When their judges are overthrown in stony places, they shall hear my words; for they are sweet.

Our bones are scattered at the grave's mouth, as when one cutteth and cleaveth wood upon the earth.

But mine eyes are unto thee, O GOD the Lord: in thee is my trust; leave not my soul destitute.

Keep me from the snares which they have laid for me, and the gins of the workers of iniquity.

Let the wicked fall into their own nets, whilst that I withal escape.

PSALM 141:1-10
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you guys ever actually read this Kant guy
This principle of the moral destination of our nature, namely, that it is only in an endless progress that we can attain perfect accordance with the moral law, is of the greatest use, not merely for the present purpose of supplementing the impotence of speculative reason, but also with respect to religion. In default of it, either the moral law is quite degraded from its holiness, being made out to be indulgent and conformable to our convenience, or else men strain their notions of their vocation and their expectation to an unattainable goal, hoping to acquire complete holiness of will, and so they lose themselves in fanatical theosophic dreams, which wholly contradict self-knowledge. In both cases the unceasing effort to obey punctually and thoroughly a strict and inflexible command of reason, which yet is not ideal but real, is only hindered. For a rational but finite being, the only thing possible is an endless progress from the lower to higher degrees of moral perfection. The Infinite Being, to whom the condition of time is nothing, sees in this to us endless succession a whole of accordance with the moral law; and the holiness which his command inexorably requires, in order to be true to his justice in the share which He assigns to each in the summum bonum, is to be found in a single intellectual intuition of the whole existence of rational beings. All that can be expected of the creature in respect of the hope of this participation would be the consciousness of his tried character, by which from the progress he has hitherto made from the worse to the morally better, and the immutability of purpose which has thus become known to him, he may hope for a further unbroken continuance of the same, however long his existence may last, even beyond this life, * and thus he may hope, not indeed here, nor in any imaginable point of his future existence, but only in the endlessness of his duration (which God alone can survey) to be perfectly adequate to his will (without …
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
obviously it made an ever-smiling kawaii shoggoth for me
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
@leaacta

me: I would like to be pursued romantically

also me: [covering a pit full of sharpened sticks with a trap door & a layer of leaves] nobody worthwhile will be stopped by this


@leaacta

21 Nov 20

[delicately affixing a tripwire attached to a grenade] I'm just finally raising my standards, you know?

יויו
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[rolling a cauldron of burning oil up to a murder hole] the hell it isn't
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE

Love is not a castle you build.

Those walls you've built might keep pain out, but they trap you inside. Someone wants access to the real you, not the fortress. Drop your defenses for five minutes today. Watch what happens when you let someone in.
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never give up diamond mine meme
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is autism 🍂
brunette woman with tattoos, in a dark green shirt & dark yellow mottled Carhartt toboggan, seated at a table
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yesterday I became aware of the 2 liter Life Destroyer Jinro bc it was whispering promises to anyone who walked by, like a malevolent warp entity
1.8L jinro soju on store shelf
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🏰
black print on red of a pair building sand castles

"we could have built anything"

"and we chose prisons "

with a crab saying

"you are lousy dreamers"
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a guy just came back into the cafe after leaving to smoke a cigarette, sighed heavily as he sat down & said: "okay. alright. I gotta get my shit together", presumably steeling himself to go off & do exactly that as he gathered his stuff & left
disco elysium's volumetric shit compressor
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