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Atticus Early

@atticusearly.bsky.social
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Fine Art Collaborative Printmaker in 🇰🇷 by night. Lunchlady for 🇺🇸 army brats abroad by day. Lvl 37 tabletop hobbyist DND, CPR, MTG. He/him 🇰🇷🇦🇷 🩷🤎💚 en, sp, kr

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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I can't lie. I used to really be into making terrain and minis for DnD 5e and Cyberpunk Red. But this Captain with Jump Pack, and the Jump Pack Intercessors I'm prepping are literally the first Warhammer minis I have ever done. I fear I am going overboard.
A primered warhammer figurine atop a tiny scale model of a "seokdeung" (Korean stone lantern) without a head and a custom sculpted shield. The seokdeung is held in place on the mini figure's base with modeling epoxy. The epoxy clay also partially hides wires on the right and the case of a toggle switch on the left edge of the base. There are bits of pink insulation foam and aluminum foil visible behind the clay pile where the battery housing is.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I don't understand how people can find any enjoyment in Warhammer. I have wasted 30 hours this week customizing, magnetizing, and prepping these things to paint. I can't wait to do the next 14 boxes I've got in my pile.
Space marine bodies strung up on sticks. Freshly airbrushed with a dark grey and light grey zenithal highlighted primer base.Teeny tiny space marine heads and helmets with magnetized necks stuck to painting clips. A few weapons and arms holding weapons coated with a zenithal highlighted primer.More magnetized weapons and arms for space marines coated in Vallejo primer airbrushed with zenithal highlights.A custom sculpt of a Dragon's head in a classical Koeean style holding a skull in its mouth. It is sculpted from epoxy clay and affixed to a shield for replacement on a warhammer figurine. The size of the shield is approximately the size of 100 Korean Won coin, which is the same size as a Canadian or United States quarter.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Why the fuck did I decide to get warhammer kits? What is WRONG with me?
Absolutely cluttered little desk with a jar of dental tools, silicone sculpting scribes, and collection of forceps jammed in between various resin and epoxy clay products with yet unopened warhammer boxes. The epitome of shameful, degenerate, maidenless behavior.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Would really like an Ajani dakimakura.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm only cryposting because I wanna go home and I'm tired and my employees keep asking me stuff and my EOM inventory is due in an hour and I'm a little sick and capitalism is garbage and I work for the bad guys my desk looks like this.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
People seem real hype about the TMNT prerelease stuff, but I'm too bummed to go. My favorite judge isn't at my LGS any more cuz the US doesn't want her to continue in the Army. So she's forced to be back stateside, where they don't want her either. The way they ignore her absence is so loud, too.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
With a physique like that, I bet you're great at holding hands.🥺
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Looking at other decks on Moxfield is pretty helpful to me at the very beginning and end of the build process. I like to see what synergies/combos are getting used for intial inspo. And then doing a list comparison is nice after I finish a list. To check for too much sameness or missed new tech.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Fucking sick.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dear DHS henchman scouring social media for posts critical of ICE: If you read this, I hope you have undiagnosed cancer and that it has already metastasized all over your body. V.R, Me. P.S. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Come get me, you bootlicking swine. 🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I forgot how good the shitposting is on this app. Been super stressed working for Diaper Daddy's government, but this app isn't that connected to my other socials. So it kind of feels like I can breathe here.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Told my boss I was feeling garbagey and wanted to leave after 3 hours being there, go to the doctor or some shit. Currently corndogmaxing in the studio while the stone bed heats up so i can get a solid 5 hour nap in before I go to the gym.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
That cringey lunchlady trying to "vibe" with the kids? That's me. I'm her.
Half-assed sign cut from an empty napkin carton. It reads, "no more cookie." It has a shitty sharpie marker drawing of the KEKW guy with the word "kek" written next to his laughing face.This napkin carton sign states in shaky bubble letters, "cookies sold out." It features the sad pepe frog dude in the bottom left corner.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
All cheeked up on a Wednesday, nowehere to go.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What is even the point of being a supervisor if i can't take like a 40 minute nap now and then?
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Also, just sleeved this thing up. Gonna give it a whirl at FNM tomorrow. moxfield.com/decks/HcRoQz...
moxfield.com
Splitting Hares - Commander (Baylen, the Haymaker)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Really stoked to have built Edgar, cuz I get to draw up little Spencer's/Hot Topic vampire tokens. moxfield.com/decks/L1WEX3...
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Steal this list. Very spicy.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Every day, I am less inclined to wake up and go to work. I am so far down the chain of command that my job isn't in danger of a purge, and I have little to no impact on anything. But it's so depressing and disheartening to be a federal employee. It's like being a low-level henchman for a villain.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 20/02/2025
If you do creative work for hire your contracts likely specifically forbid the use of AI. Turn it off and let google know they are compromising your livelihood.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
2-headed, 2-headed, 2-headed, 2-headed giant. So you can cram more friends of the show around the table. With unbanned unsanctioned cards for maximum chaos.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
brb, gonna build Grand Arbiter super quick.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Had to do an interview for my worker's comp claim. They asked me to make a drawing of where it happened.
A masterful drawing from a bird's-eye perspective of my tumble upon the black ice in the loading bay behind my kitchen. My footsteps, dark divots in the snow, leading to where I lay on my back, sprawled painfully upon the treacherous ice where my footing was lost. The snow piled around on the lawn, the asphalt bare, save for the patch of ice where my broken body lays.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Heckin' blizzard for the new year. Made a lil' snow goblin.
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El 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
emergency sales, a few things I've been holding on to: -Serra's Sanctum (JP): $200 -Urza's Saga (showcase foil): $60 -Dracula's Tomb (Phyrexian Tower, Dracula SLD, nonfoil): $45 -Enlightened Tutor (judge promo foil): $45 -Cabal Coffers (borderless, nonfoil): $30 -Sigarda's Aid (sld foil): $25
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Waow! It's so nice to see you awake on this app
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is fucking bullshit. I have been my department's Diversity and Inclusion rep for a year. I don't even live stateside. I used the opportunity to do coworker field trips and outings for Korean cultural exchange stuff. Now I can face firing or worse for doing these trips. Fuck this.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I got a fucking email this morning about the canceling of all DEI related activities at work. The email also said that if I am aware of any such activities, I have 10 days to report it and failure to do so WILL (not may) incur punitive actions.🤡
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
It's pretty good. But it is pretty main quest-driven. The stuff you can do on the side is fun, though. And some of the DLCs give you more options to do stuff. But the story is worth it, imo. And the world is pretty immersive. I am impatiently waiting to pour another 300 hours into the sequel.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Finally sorting out the collection in earnest.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Why must you fur-footed freaks fail me!?
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So excited to be transitioning out of my federal government food job and into running a printshop full time. I can finally give up loads and loads of spreadsheets and inventories, and i get to look forward to loads and loads of spreadsheets and inventories.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I hecking wish.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My favorite thing about Thursdays is that tomorrow is FNM. Just gonna queue this track up a little early in preparation.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
One of the more enjoyable/horrible things about my job is uncrumpling the mutilated and moist currency that students use to pay with.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just enough time while counting out the day to listen to this through.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Deciduous
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Love when there's goodies waiting for me in the mailroom after work. Thanks, @scrybabies.bsky.social
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Current listen while I finish the daily sales reports and get yelled at by parents who don't know why giving their children 200 dollars at once for lunch money is bad.
The album cover for Eartheater's 2023 album, Powders. Photographed and edited by Hannah Khymych.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you make something, I'll make something.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm a lunchlady, and 14 year old kids come up daily asking our cashier how many $1.50 fruit snacks $3 will get them. They are absolutely confounded.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It sits in my $$$ artifacts binder just so I can remind myself to try and make it fit somewhere every time I build something new.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
And you get to eat what you kill in combat. Fried rice elementals and shrimp familiars.
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Being sick in Korea. Pros: Preportioned medicine in little gogurt tubes. Satchets of pills with convenient labels. A dazzling and colorful array of antibiotics and analgesics. Cons: I have to taste every molcule of cough syrup drag itself across my tongue. It's cheap as heck because of SoCiaLIsM.
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SynLucario @synlucario.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
i love it when you comment on stuff like this, it brings other cool stuff to my feed just like reposting C:
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Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
This is my first post on this platform. Neat.
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