Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I can't lie. I used to really be into making terrain and minis for DnD 5e and Cyberpunk Red. But this Captain with Jump Pack, and the Jump Pack Intercessors I'm prepping are literally the first Warhammer minis I have ever done. I fear I am going overboard. 110
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I don't understand how people can find any enjoyment in Warhammer. I have wasted 30 hours this week customizing, magnetizing, and prepping these things to paint. I can't wait to do the next 14 boxes I've got in my pile. 241
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Why the fuck did I decide to get warhammer kits? What is WRONG with me? 110
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I'm only cryposting because I wanna go home and I'm tired and my employees keep asking me stuff and my EOM inventory is due in an hour and I'm a little sick and capitalism is garbage and I work for the bad guys my desk looks like this. 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026People seem real hype about the TMNT prerelease stuff, but I'm too bummed to go. My favorite judge isn't at my LGS any more cuz the US doesn't want her to continue in the Army. So she's forced to be back stateside, where they don't want her either. The way they ignore her absence is so loud, too. 000
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Dear DHS henchman scouring social media for posts critical of ICE: If you read this, I hope you have undiagnosed cancer and that it has already metastasized all over your body. V.R, Me. P.S. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Come get me, you bootlicking swine. 🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I forgot how good the shitposting is on this app. Been super stressed working for Diaper Daddy's government, but this app isn't that connected to my other socials. So it kind of feels like I can breathe here. 020
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Told my boss I was feeling garbagey and wanted to leave after 3 hours being there, go to the doctor or some shit. Currently corndogmaxing in the studio while the stone bed heats up so i can get a solid 5 hour nap in before I go to the gym. 120
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025That cringey lunchlady trying to "vibe" with the kids? That's me. I'm her. 142
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025All cheeked up on a Wednesday, nowehere to go. 041
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025What is even the point of being a supervisor if i can't take like a 40 minute nap now and then? 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Also, just sleeved this thing up. Gonna give it a whirl at FNM tomorrow. moxfield.com/decks/HcRoQz...moxfield.comSplitting Hares - Commander (Baylen, the Haymaker)A deck created using Moxfield. 030
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Really stoked to have built Edgar, cuz I get to draw up little Spencer's/Hot Topic vampire tokens. moxfield.com/decks/L1WEX3... 030
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Every day, I am less inclined to wake up and go to work. I am so far down the chain of command that my job isn't in danger of a purge, and I have little to no impact on anything. But it's so depressing and disheartening to be a federal employee. It's like being a low-level henchman for a villain. 010
Reposted by Atticus EarlyKathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 20/02/2025If you do creative work for hire your contracts likely specifically forbid the use of AI. Turn it off and let google know they are compromising your livelihood. 020786
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Had to do an interview for my worker's comp claim. They asked me to make a drawing of where it happened. 020
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Heckin' blizzard for the new year. Made a lil' snow goblin. 020
Reposted by Atticus EarlyEl 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025emergency sales, a few things I've been holding on to: -Serra's Sanctum (JP): $200 -Urza's Saga (showcase foil): $60 -Dracula's Tomb (Phyrexian Tower, Dracula SLD, nonfoil): $45 -Enlightened Tutor (judge promo foil): $45 -Cabal Coffers (borderless, nonfoil): $30 -Sigarda's Aid (sld foil): $25 67852
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I got a fucking email this morning about the canceling of all DEI related activities at work. The email also said that if I am aware of any such activities, I have 10 days to report it and failure to do so WILL (not may) incur punitive actions.🤡 100
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Finally sorting out the collection in earnest. 0170
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 22/11/2024So excited to be transitioning out of my federal government food job and into running a printshop full time. I can finally give up loads and loads of spreadsheets and inventories, and i get to look forward to loads and loads of spreadsheets and inventories. 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My favorite thing about Thursdays is that tomorrow is FNM. Just gonna queue this track up a little early in preparation. 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024One of the more enjoyable/horrible things about my job is uncrumpling the mutilated and moist currency that students use to pay with. 020
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Just enough time while counting out the day to listen to this through. 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Love when there's goodies waiting for me in the mailroom after work. Thanks, @scrybabies.bsky.social 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Current listen while I finish the daily sales reports and get yelled at by parents who don't know why giving their children 200 dollars at once for lunch money is bad. 010
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Being sick in Korea. Pros: Preportioned medicine in little gogurt tubes. Satchets of pills with convenient labels. A dazzling and colorful array of antibiotics and analgesics. Cons: I have to taste every molcule of cough syrup drag itself across my tongue. It's cheap as heck because of SoCiaLIsM. 010
Reposted by Atticus EarlySynLucario @synlucario.bsky.social · 10/08/2024i love it when you comment on stuff like this, it brings other cool stuff to my feed just like reposting C: 131
Atticus Early @atticusearly.bsky.social · 03/12/2023This is my first post on this platform. Neat. 050