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Attawoman

@attawoman.bsky.social
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Irish lass living in Berlin. Catch my improv shows at the Comedy Café Berlin. Find my writing at JAKE and Lost Balloon. (Also open to jobs: UX, research, copywriting, voice/acting, TRY ME!)

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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The fact that as soon as it snows, humans make little humans from the snow is adorable. A real balm for my misanthropy. Cute as fuck.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I've only got around to reading this now. Well done! Now if you'll excuse me I have something in my eye.
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HAD @havehashad.com · 17/05/2025
today’s from Daniel Addercouth creeps up and erupts www.havehashad.com/7d0hk
A close-up of a smartphone screen displaying a Twitter post featuring an image of a sunset, with vibrant colors of orange, pink, and purple, along with a caption and engagement metrics like likes and retweets visible.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It's a little bit of a Mandela effect thing, but I recently realized the UK boyband were always officially just called Five, not 5ive.
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Bullivant @bullivant.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
On 4 May 1976 Rosie Hackett died. She was a nationalist, a trade unionist, and a workers' rights activist. She was only 18 when she led workers at Jacob's Biscuits to strike for better conditions. 1/2
Rosie Hackett
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This is so gross.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yeah, my friend asked was it just something my family did but I figured it must have been cultural if we were even able to find a coconut in the supermarket 😅
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Just got the email that KNEECAP's September show in Berlin has been cancelled. Germany gon' Germany.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Based on the look my Austrian friend gave me when I mentioned “the Hallowe’en coconut” I am guessing the practice of buying one coconut every October was not a universal experience. Was this tradition unique to pre-Celtic Tiger Ireland or does it still happen or what? #speirgorm
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Transphobes can gtfo.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"Be honest -do these pants make my gametes look big?"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/04/2025
"You’re the most important thing to me in the world, Josh. That’s why I asked nearly nothing of you in the lead-up to this wedding and asked that Steph, Mary, Clarissa, and Sarah each spend over five thousand dollars on my bachelorette party in Tulum and bridal shower in Greenwich."
buff.ly
The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”
Josh, I can’t believe that our big day is finally here. Today, I’m the luckiest woman in the world, because I get to marry you, Josh, my best frien...
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Thank you! Now I can sleep easy.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I am waiting for this to make an appearance. I had a mild obsession when I lived in TO.
Photo of McCain's Deep'n'Delicious vanilla cake
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's okay to be not not not not not not not okay✨
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When you ask someone if they want to split dessert, and they say "nah, but if you get it, I'll have some." ??? Over my dead body you will.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's sounding great!!
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Apparently it's #NationalPetDay so that's two cat-related posts in a row for me. I'll aim for something hard-hitting or tantalizing tomorrow. Meanwhile, here's Birdie.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I was going to say New Arirang on Warschauer but I just checked and looks like it closed 😭. I am a fan of Ssam but I think it's a lil pricey.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
lol "a dozen". I'm also a liar.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
When I got a cat I swore I wouldn’t do the whole mama-and-baby dynamic. We would strictly be roomies, friends, gal pals. Turns out I'm the kind of person to give my roommate forehead kisses and tell them they’re the best little angel in the world a dozen times a day and that's FINE.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I really miss when the worst thing about Berlin was gentrification and not the fascist suppression of support for Palestine.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I was about to post about this and then saw I already had this precise thought a month ago. Very cool that I forgot the magic formula for an entire month and got literally no work done in that time, very, very cool.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Danke dir!
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JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Lather, rinse, read Amanda Nic an Rí's piece, repeat. jakethemag.com/lather-rinse...
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat and Never Stop
I need my distance and space but still, I need her
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you!
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pretty stoked to have two of my poems up on JAKE today. Missing your mom? Absolutely *not* missing your ex? I got you! Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social
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Relish
FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Always a good evening!
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions.
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Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions
Lawyers say the move undermines civil liberties for EU citizens
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Watercolor of my sister and I in 1990.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Looking forward to getting cosy at @lettretage.de and enjoying the @saloneurope.bsky.social readings this evening.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Thank you!!!
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
When your anti-literary crush JAKE wants to publish your poetry next month.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a striped shirt is making a funny face .
Alt: Tai, a character from the movie Clueless, is swooning
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
We're doing a lil improvised, sing-a-long Little Shop of Horrors in Berlin this weekend. Can't wait playing the role that inspired my (persisting!) dentist phobia.
comedycafeberlin.com
Drunk Classics: Little Shop of Horrors - Comedy Café Berlin
Drunk Classics presents a shit-faced retelling of the classic Broadway musical and movie – Little Shop Of Horrors! Complete with sing-alongs you’ll remember, and an improvised plot you definitely won’...
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
What a weekend at @edimprovfest.bsky.social ! Always a blast to perform there and a real treat to catch sets from Convoy, Asian AF and Old Yorkers.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? RIGHT?
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It happened to me: I took a gulp of old coffee instead of cola
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Dreamed I was playing with a huge, New York rat 😊 Awoke to Earth's continued demise and no rat 😣
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I love this!
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Art's the best.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red, Violets are purple, let's be real.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Arts & crafts are there 4 u
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
As a kid, I adored Valentines –the paper hearts, DIY cards, pink envelopes... Looking back, maybe I just loved stationery.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this but the solution to your undiagnosed ADHD is cracking a can of Monster Energy Zero and listening to Tycho.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Cat tongues. The horror.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I heard Denise on the one good Irish radio show when I was 11, and I hit record on my cassette tape *so fast* but for years I could only listen to it without the first 10 seconds. It was so satisfying to hear it fully once the internet really kicked in.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The best!
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10/02/2025
A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
A person stands on a black car holding a green, black, red and white flag with the words “Sudan” and “Gaza” on it. Dozens of people are dancing onstage nearby. Photo credit: Emily Kask for The New York Times.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This coffee shop is playing Cake and dang, everytime I hear Cake it reminds me I need to listen to more Cake. Also great subliminal messaging because now I also want a sweet treat.
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Attawoman @attawoman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I can believe it
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