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Talented Failure

@atprenger.bsky.social
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Aspiring writer, hopeless romantic. I think I'm funnier than I am. andrewprenger.blogspot.com Link above is all the writing I'm willing to share. Updates are slow, but they do happen!

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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GO KRAKEN!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The situation with Christa Pike has only bolstered my resolute belief that the death penalty should be completely abolished.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know government works slow (see me as proof), but still haven't gotten our marriage certificate. Are we even married?!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Co-worker suggested I use AI for a task. When I said I am morally against that it started a five-minute explanation about how they don't use it ALL the time and not in their personal life.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best part of the weather getting colder is definitely now the cats want to snuggle more.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When picking up my meds at Walgreen's today there was a loose dog (No tags, no collar) at the busy corner of 29th and Grand. It was heartening to see how many strangers took time out of their day to try to catch it.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad day as I finally have to retire my BORDERLANDS 2 Jakobs-branded wallet. Wish they still sold gear like this. #BORDERLANDS #Jakobs #IfItTookMoreThanOneShot @borderlands.2k.com
A well-worn leather wallet with the Jakobs logo inscribed from the video game BORDERLANDS 2.A well-worn leather wallet with the Jakobs logo inscribed from the video game BORDERLANDS 2.A well-worn leather wallet with the Jakobs logo inscribed from the video game BORDERLANDS 2.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nearing the end of “The Forged” and I fear @gregrucka.com and @mercuryeric.bsky.social are going to break my heart with some deaths soon.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wife paused her build here. I wish she hadn’t. This scares me. #LEGO #OnePiece #TonyTonyChopper #Lobotomy
A half-built LEGO kit of Tony Tony Chopper from the anime “One-Piece.” The top of its skull hasn’t been built.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read an article explaining how this regime considers anyone who is anti-AI/Data Centers are influenced by Chinese propaganda, if not outright agents sowing dissent. Look, my policy is that if Musk, Zuck, or any of the seemingly endless tech chuds want it done...it's probably the worst thing ever.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not like I am not also, but Crybaby is very food motivated. She’s getting used to us. She actually came for the food while I was on the porch and I even got to pet her! So sweet! #CrybabyKitty #Cat #Stray #FoodMotivated #NomNomNom #CatTax #Blueskycat
A stray tabby with a clipped ear eats kibble from a bowl on a porch. She got her name because she will stand away from you, but meow really long, not a yowl or screech, a meow. It’s adorable.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wife keeps trying to get me to eat more vegetables. She doesn't believe me when I explain that I am an obligate carnivore.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to figure out who the bigger psycho is. Is it my co-worker who bought a too-big bag of popcorn and then left it in the break room for others? OR whatever person would wander into a communal break room, see half a bag of popcorn, and then take a big handful?
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
House is being painted so the windows are covered in plastic. It was fine at first, but both me and Sam have admitted we're starting to become claustrophobic.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Daniel Craig is so happy he finally caught a fish. It’s his favorite stuffy. #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #SpokaneIndians #Ribby #CatTax #BlueSkyCats
Daniel Craig, a gray and white tuxedo kitty with a mustache happily snuggles with his stuffed Ribby, the mascot of the Spokane Indians baseball team. His eyes are wide with delight.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Came home to the Wife watching “Adventure Time.” My first question was, “Have you just been getting high all day?”
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The land seal! He has returned! #EivorKittenson #Cat #LandSeal #CurledFeetFriday #CatTax #BlueSkyCats
 An overweight tabby lounges on his side with his from feet curled inward. Such a fat, sweet guy.An overweight tabby lounges on his side with his from feet curled inward. Such a fat, sweet guy.An overweight tabby lounges on his side with his from feet curled inward. Such a fat, sweet guy.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very biblical morning. Was eating ribs when my wife came up to me for "just a bite" and basically devoured one.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It was the all-employee picnic at the hospital today. Literally the moment started over the loudspeaker there was a Code Blue announced. So I assume it all went well.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Re-reading Keith Giffen's "Legion of Super-Heroes" run. It's set in 2994. There is an advertisement for a cyborg that has "3 million megabyte capacity."...that's three terabytes. The future is amazing!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My co-worker moved desks, so their workspace is in my eye line. They have a lot of motivational posters around them. All I have is a Post-It from my wife that reads "I hope today isn't a shit show."
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A website I frequent has these obnoxious pop-up ads for a Candy Crush x Shania Twain crossover. What...what year is it?
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going to get into cryogenics. First part of my business will be fleecing rich people who fear death. Then, once that well runs dry, I will make money from their descendants by threatening to unleash their racist grandpa on them if they don't pay up.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First day back to work after a week and a half of leave. Dreading the 100s of emails I have to sort through.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vacation is wrapping up, had to turn back on my work alarms and the Brick settings for my phone...
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s getting colder. I can’t bake bread, but I present to you this loaf. #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #Loaf #Autumn #CatTax #BlueSkyCats
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I don't think the cats missed us this weekend," I say as I am surrounded by three cats at all time since getting home yesterday.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Of course the vacation I was looking forward to all Summer is the one weekend where it's cold weather and predicted rain. Still not as bad as last year, though.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I don't know how Eivor puts up with me." "He's thirty pounds. He eats. You gave the cat an eating disorder."
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Vacation starts on Thursday...I think my boss is prepared for me being checked out for the next three days.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw "Coyote vs. Acme" today with the wife and friends. It is fantastic! If you want to laugh for 90 minutes straight, then get really sad, go watch it!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Judgment Day!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going to bed. I better not read any devastating news when I wake up tomorrow!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I had a dream I kept getting mad at you." "Awesome. Now I get to deal with this all week for something I didn't do."
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Halloween isn't just for candy: PBR is partnering with Jason Universe for new limited-edition packaging featuring his iconic hockey mask.
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Drink Like A Slasher With New PBR X Jason Universe Beer
Halloween isn't just for candy: PBR is partnering with Jason Universe for new limited-edition packaging featuring his iconic hockey mask.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love waking up and learning a new finance aspect and how it is going to screw me over despite not being invested in it.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spent too much time trying to figure out who would win in a battle between the Xenomorphs from "Aliens" and the creature from "The Thing."
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Know it’s early in this issue, but can a writer refuse to have their work put into an AI checker before publishing? I know it would sound suspicious, but really I just wouldn’t want my manuscript fed to AI after I spent the time writing it.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
McDonald's has started offering Godzilla x Hello Kitty Happy Meal toys. I fear this will bankrupt my family.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"So...you called yourself a bitch and now you're mad at me about it."
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dreamed I was on a competition reality show and anytime I lost a challenge or an opponent voted against me I flipped them off. The censors did not like me. I then flipped them off.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Watch each dog’s personality and tactic 🤣
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
With the rise of lab grown diamonds that are exactly the same as mined ones...does Mister Freeze even need to commit crime anymore?
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social was this you?
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
More games need an “Arkham”-esque fear mechanism. Playing “Black Flag” and these enemies just keep coming at me, despite the literal trail of corpses in my wake. Especially in the Golden Age of Pirates. British soldiers weren’t this dedicated. They were only motivated by rum, sodomy, and the lash!
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Reporting on a glitch with "MLB The Show 26." I won the World Series with the Mariners. Programming is obviously bugged.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Started playing "Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynched." Fun, but I probably could take it more seriously had I not watched "Our Flag Means Death."
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wife is disturbed by the level of detail in "MLB The Show 26" in that you can see the ballplayers' panty lines. She dodged the question as to why she was looking at my character's butt.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Despite it being more difficult, I am happy I write everything longhand. Anyone accuses me of AI bullshit can look at the beat-up spiral notebook filled with my illegible writing to see I did the work. Then they can fuck right off.
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A concerning amount of my friends are writing my name in for sheriff on their ballots.
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