Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The situation with Christa Pike has only bolstered my resolute belief that the death penalty should be completely abolished. 030
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know government works slow (see me as proof), but still haven't gotten our marriage certificate. Are we even married?! 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Co-worker suggested I use AI for a task. When I said I am morally against that it started a five-minute explanation about how they don't use it ALL the time and not in their personal life. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Best part of the weather getting colder is definitely now the cats want to snuggle more. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When picking up my meds at Walgreen's today there was a loose dog (No tags, no collar) at the busy corner of 29th and Grand. It was heartening to see how many strangers took time out of their day to try to catch it. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sad day as I finally have to retire my BORDERLANDS 2 Jakobs-branded wallet. Wish they still sold gear like this. #BORDERLANDS #Jakobs #IfItTookMoreThanOneShot @borderlands.2k.com 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nearing the end of “The Forged” and I fear @gregrucka.com and @mercuryeric.bsky.social are going to break my heart with some deaths soon. 111
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The wife paused her build here. I wish she hadn’t. This scares me. #LEGO #OnePiece #TonyTonyChopper #Lobotomy 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Read an article explaining how this regime considers anyone who is anti-AI/Data Centers are influenced by Chinese propaganda, if not outright agents sowing dissent. Look, my policy is that if Musk, Zuck, or any of the seemingly endless tech chuds want it done...it's probably the worst thing ever. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not like I am not also, but Crybaby is very food motivated. She’s getting used to us. She actually came for the food while I was on the porch and I even got to pet her! So sweet! #CrybabyKitty #Cat #Stray #FoodMotivated #NomNomNom #CatTax #Blueskycat 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wife keeps trying to get me to eat more vegetables. She doesn't believe me when I explain that I am an obligate carnivore. 150
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trying to figure out who the bigger psycho is. Is it my co-worker who bought a too-big bag of popcorn and then left it in the break room for others? OR whatever person would wander into a communal break room, see half a bag of popcorn, and then take a big handful? 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026House is being painted so the windows are covered in plastic. It was fine at first, but both me and Sam have admitted we're starting to become claustrophobic. 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Daniel Craig is so happy he finally caught a fish. It’s his favorite stuffy. #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #SpokaneIndians #Ribby #CatTax #BlueSkyCats 050
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Came home to the Wife watching “Adventure Time.” My first question was, “Have you just been getting high all day?” 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The land seal! He has returned! #EivorKittenson #Cat #LandSeal #CurledFeetFriday #CatTax #BlueSkyCats 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Very biblical morning. Was eating ribs when my wife came up to me for "just a bite" and basically devoured one. 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It was the all-employee picnic at the hospital today. Literally the moment started over the loudspeaker there was a Code Blue announced. So I assume it all went well. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Re-reading Keith Giffen's "Legion of Super-Heroes" run. It's set in 2994. There is an advertisement for a cyborg that has "3 million megabyte capacity."...that's three terabytes. The future is amazing! 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My co-worker moved desks, so their workspace is in my eye line. They have a lot of motivational posters around them. All I have is a Post-It from my wife that reads "I hope today isn't a shit show." 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A website I frequent has these obnoxious pop-up ads for a Candy Crush x Shania Twain crossover. What...what year is it? 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going to get into cryogenics. First part of my business will be fleecing rich people who fear death. Then, once that well runs dry, I will make money from their descendants by threatening to unleash their racist grandpa on them if they don't pay up. 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026First day back to work after a week and a half of leave. Dreading the 100s of emails I have to sort through. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vacation is wrapping up, had to turn back on my work alarms and the Brick settings for my phone... 001
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s getting colder. I can’t bake bread, but I present to you this loaf. #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #Loaf #Autumn #CatTax #BlueSkyCats 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"I don't think the cats missed us this weekend," I say as I am surrounded by three cats at all time since getting home yesterday. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Of course the vacation I was looking forward to all Summer is the one weekend where it's cold weather and predicted rain. Still not as bad as last year, though. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"I don't know how Eivor puts up with me." "He's thirty pounds. He eats. You gave the cat an eating disorder." 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Vacation starts on Thursday...I think my boss is prepared for me being checked out for the next three days. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Saw "Coyote vs. Acme" today with the wife and friends. It is fantastic! If you want to laugh for 90 minutes straight, then get really sad, go watch it! 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Going to bed. I better not read any devastating news when I wake up tomorrow! 110
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"I had a dream I kept getting mad at you." "Awesome. Now I get to deal with this all week for something I didn't do." 000
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love waking up and learning a new finance aspect and how it is going to screw me over despite not being invested in it. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Spent too much time trying to figure out who would win in a battle between the Xenomorphs from "Aliens" and the creature from "The Thing." 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Know it’s early in this issue, but can a writer refuse to have their work put into an AI checker before publishing? I know it would sound suspicious, but really I just wouldn’t want my manuscript fed to AI after I spent the time writing it. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026McDonald's has started offering Godzilla x Hello Kitty Happy Meal toys. I fear this will bankrupt my family. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"So...you called yourself a bitch and now you're mad at me about it." 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dreamed I was on a competition reality show and anytime I lost a challenge or an opponent voted against me I flipped them off. The censors did not like me. I then flipped them off. 001
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Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026With the rise of lab grown diamonds that are exactly the same as mined ones...does Mister Freeze even need to commit crime anymore? 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026More games need an “Arkham”-esque fear mechanism. Playing “Black Flag” and these enemies just keep coming at me, despite the literal trail of corpses in my wake. Especially in the Golden Age of Pirates. British soldiers weren’t this dedicated. They were only motivated by rum, sodomy, and the lash! 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Reporting on a glitch with "MLB The Show 26." I won the World Series with the Mariners. Programming is obviously bugged. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Started playing "Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynched." Fun, but I probably could take it more seriously had I not watched "Our Flag Means Death." 010
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Wife is disturbed by the level of detail in "MLB The Show 26" in that you can see the ballplayers' panty lines. She dodged the question as to why she was looking at my character's butt. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Despite it being more difficult, I am happy I write everything longhand. Anyone accuses me of AI bullshit can look at the beat-up spiral notebook filled with my illegible writing to see I did the work. Then they can fuck right off. 000
Talented Failure @atprenger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026A concerning amount of my friends are writing my name in for sheriff on their ballots. 010