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@atomd.bsky.social
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[As an awful bit] Prompt engineer. Content creator. Tax payer. Ravenclaw.

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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 2h
Watched JetLag and now I’m too stressed to sleep yay
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punstar @punstar.bsky.social · 6h
With the head in the clouds, now on shore. #digitalArt #art #Button&Chico #mouse #cat
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 6h
starting a bus company called Groundplane
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i guess i should find some cool country shit. im sure there’s people doing and interesting stuff there. i love prog bluegrass a whole lot
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What some folk really mean when they say they’ve never heard ‘Big Nuz - Inazo’
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this guy must be a 911 operators’ worst nightmare
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
remember when satya nadella’s big idea was ‘the connected edge’? and it was about some boring shit instead of teledildonics
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You heard Sheeran‘s music and thought he wasn’t down with relentless droning?
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mfw i’m in the foamer seat
It’s Mitch McConnell. Head as clear as the Arizona sky.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You think when microwaves came out a bunch of people thought nobody was gonna use a stove ever again?  “In a couple of years we’ll be able to do deep fried chicken in there no problem.”
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
YouTuber the day after eating Buldak 3x spicy: The stomach/asshole situation is insane.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t want you fucking around with that ICOCA shit. This is a PASMO house.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You mean to tell me instead of using the Word Art wizard and selecting a piece of clip art, I can describe what I want on the poster for my food truck? Jesus Christ we should upend our entire economy for this!
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dassie (Rock Hyrax) keeping watch.
Rock Hyrax sitting on a rock with Cape Town in the background below.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
here's one for all the King's Quest heads out there
Comic. Background: Woman, reading on her smartphone, says "Altman says we'll have AGI next year...". The font in the text bubble matches that of an old Sierra adventure game. Foreground: Man tears a page from a calendar. The current page is December 2020, the next is January 1984.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How would Americans like to read a thread derail about whether Hungry Lion, Chicken Licken or Crispy King is the best? Oh, that would be boring as hell? Interesting.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BlueSky should spend about 99% of their moderation time finding/labelling accounts as “Tedious”. Adult content creators are happy to self-label. Tedious fuckwits, though...
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, what if we did good software at a fair price? Could that be the next big thing? Software made by people who give a shit? CTOs, you don’t want to miss out on this hot trend! Imagine the possibilities!
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
buddy, the only line i want to do is the yamanote line
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
While I’m all for progress, I will oppose it for the most frivolous reason imaginable if it could possibly inconvenience me.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A local news site keeps publishing criticism of a major rail expansion project. The criticism is coming from the CEO of the Automobile Association. Very unserious shit. “CEO of cars slams trains as waste of money”
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YouTube should let you tell it that you’ve got, say, 12 minutes, so it should recommend something about that long.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
im a software dev (lmao idiot move) and i negotiated a 4 day workweek. it does make the job go from fucking awful to pretty okay to even enjoyable sometimes
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
after billionaires we guillotine anyone who suggested adding a tour of new features to a website
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
pronouncing ”gamecube” like it’s a xhosa word
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The word ‘centrist’ comes from the French « C'est un clown triste. »
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m a white South African. I’ve had my fill of listening to dumb white fucks talk with ignorant arrogance for a very very long time, thanks.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Moved on to a new job a bit back. I’m really glad not to have to touch anything DHH is involved with anymore. Clownshoe.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
do you fink sef affrika has a raait to eksist as a afrikaaner stait?
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/07/2026
man! I feel like a pepsi
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor? orchestral version
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
my uncle who works at anthropic hq says they’ve built a bot so powerful it found a security hole in the girls locker room that you can peep through
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
my uncle who works at openai in their super secret labs says they‘re making new episodes of Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe there. he says it’s just as funny and sardonic as the original. but they can’t show it to us because television will sue.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
my uncle who works at grok hq says they’ll be able to make a full length movie soon and you can use your fortnite skins for the main character
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
let’s focus on tangible improvements to our transit infrastructure. less virtue signalling. more choo choo signalling.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it’s no fun shouting at trump anymore he’s an awful piece of shit but it’s like scolding a rabid dog
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
microsoft’s whole deal is making subpar products and somehow getting you to fuck yourself over into using them. a pretty tough thing to do with video games. i see why xbox is struggling
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I just looked this up and Nintendo is making money. Apparently they pay people to make video games and then they sell those games. Buddy, if your business strategy is comprehensible you’re leaving no room for investors to dream big.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
you have to get the private sector involved. it’s just more efficient. for instance my business produces nothing at all and charges a lot of money for it. can’t get more efficient than that. that’s peak business efficiency.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For twelve years you have been asking: Who is The Goose? This is The Goose speaking. I am the bird that loves her life. I am the bird who does not sacrifice her love or her values. I am the bird who deprived you of eggs and thus has destroyed your world.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
built on reclaimed land, foreshore is a elaborate taunt against the atlantic ocean. it says “not only will we take this from you, we won’t even do anything good with it”
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sure maybe MCAS could’ve been a bit more robust, but we had to get it in before the end of sprint
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
look at mr international keyboard over here all «ooh la la»
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i’m using ‘screwdriver‘ to dramatically increase my productivity when doing criticality experiments. those who don’t use ‘screwdriver‘ will be left behind
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petriform 💜 "To Reiterate, You're Great" out now! @petriform.com · 27/05/2026
i miss chosting
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
theres no nandos in japan theres no coco ichibanya in south africa can we do some sort of exchange restaurant deal?
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So determined
Rock Hyrax in fog.
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AtomD @atomd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
with these new efficiencies we’re now able to generate a 400 syllable haiku in the time you used to get a 17 syllable haiku
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