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Atlantifornia

@atlantifornia.bsky.social
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Geographically-separated Braves fan. Some other stuff. Don’t talk politics much, but because that sounds suspicious, for the record: left.

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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, time to go wax the snowboards
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dreading my totally normal last name becoming a butthole joke on the internet 50 years after I die, but that’s immortality for you
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh right, this is terrible and I hate it
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@slangsonsports.bsky.social wee?
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whataburger
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sauce yesterday, steak today
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steak sauce
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s just keep it off the ground
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
ALT: Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just like we drew it up
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And @_dadler talked to Matt Olson about 1B receiving here -- and why he doesn't think doing the splits is a good way to play first base. www.mlb.com/news/matt-ol... Have fun! We had fun making it.
mlb.com
How Matt Olson became a king of scoops at first base
Matt Olson hates the splits. Not in the sense of, like, "platoon splits." In the gymnastics sense -- at least, insofar as a 6-foot-4 first baseman can be considered a gymnast. But that's what catching...
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not Bob’s best work, just now
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It really pisses me off how MLB uses Jackie’s image when it’s convenient for the game but refuses to advocate for his legacy, both personal and more broadly, when it’s inconvenient.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT just needs a bloop and blast and they’re right back in it
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Presented without comment
A flyer advertising specials at a restaurant/bar for the USMNT World Cup game, including the existence of a “Ranch Dressing Fountain”
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Anyone familiar with AA or Bob: lol no
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Confession: I’m a FanGraphs member, but don’t actually read it that often. But a community of people who shitpost statistically-accurate irreverent nonsense about baseball don’t come from nowhere, so I’m glad to chip in to support the religion even if I don’t visit the church that often.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I hope he has the same energy for the Mets
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mamdani is great and all but I kind of want the Knicks to lose now.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is the most interesting place he could have ended up… what is the limit of Rays devil magic?
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
First peanut butter & pickle sandwich of the season
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
BABIP!
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Was out of service… Braves?
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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Seems to be a lot of bugs at the Angels-Dodgers game… Soriano swatting at them on the mound and a bunch visible on tight shots around the plate.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Is the flag on Aroldis Chapman’s hat upside down?
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good! Dodgers broadcasters just explained BABIP to the audience
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A lot of long outs for the Braves this game…
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just because Yaz can’t hit a lick doesn’t mean he can’t throw!
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Because of the tangled web of blackout nonsense and weird “perks”, as someone who is local to the Dodgers, I can only watch the Dodgers broadcast (or sub in either of their radio feeds), but not the Braves broadcast.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ronald no
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I unironically love sports broadcasts going on animal sidequests
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh ffs now I have to buy these too?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Athletic | The New York Mets are playing baseball the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Marsh is still doing is wet hair schtick when it’s 45 degrees?
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Looks miserable in Philly. Anyway, time to turn the game on.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Mets put Kimbrel in to try to STOP Metsing?!
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
An aside - I’m no vegetarian, but I don’t like animal mascots serving me their own flesh. It’s unnatural.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is about as “bend” as it can get without breaking, but hey
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
1D chess getting the lead runner there!
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They let Ronald get hot
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They should standardize grocery store layouts.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Starting to worry I’m going to: 1) Spend a few hundred dollars on new city connect stuff, and 2) End up watching the Rockies game tonight out of desperation for baseball
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Almost feel bad for AZ at this point… almost.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If Riley gets Ginked, I think he has to shave
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I was surprised, I actually got a little emotional watching the Artemis II liftoff. I’m a little biased, but this is America at its best.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“Time is a construct”-ass shit
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Do the Yankees have slightly differently shaped bats again?
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mark DeRosa: “Tough to lose such a close game but that’s a great team over there and we’ll get them in Game 2.”
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is the Cal Raleigh handshake curse.
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Atlantifornia @atlantifornia.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is the kind of convoluted stuff I’m going to have to learn if baseball implements a salary cap.
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