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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 28/09/2026

Hey guys what should we call this service that makes moving easier?? Oh my god… I’ve got it..

An email headline that reads “Make your next move easy- with EasyMove™️”

Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/09/2026

No but he was at like my college to do an event and couldn’t find the building he needed to be in so I gave him directions basically ? It was sort of mundane but also interesting

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/09/2026

I had a dream I met John Cena which is.. a very interesting celebrity for my brain to pick 🤠

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 18/09/2026

In Bradford yeah 🤣🤣 the beer part doesn’t surprise me

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 18/09/2026

A guy just drove by me on a motorized unicycle drinking a beer. He is living the dream.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 18/09/2026

Oh no, my car has a Smudge on it!!

Smudge the tuxedo cat sitting on my car’s hood.

Smudge walking across my car’s hood and looking like a deer caught in headlights.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 17/09/2026

It’s 85 degrees out today and I just got an email about Christmas decor and that “cheer is here!” To any company considering promoting Christmas stuff right now in the middle of September, DON’T. Y’ALL LOOK SILLY AS HELL.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 07/09/2026

oh my GOD!! THEYRE SO CUTEEEE

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 04/09/2026

Well.. maybe that’s a good place to start huh

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 04/09/2026

Okay y’all I am at DragonCon but my GOD. It is crowded. Holy hell. I am hiding in my room. Idk how y’all are doing this I’m lowkey claustrophobic holy heck guys. I got my first ribbon at least.

My DragonCon badge with a One Wish Willow ribbon attached. Scenic view from the 37th floor in the background.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 04/09/2026

Someone please help me genuinely how the FUCK DO I GET THEM OFF LIKE ACTUALLY PLEASE

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 01/09/2026

More like my mom honestly!! My dad is not a drinker 🥸

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 01/09/2026

Not to be sentimental and ruin my clearly very cool and chic internet persona, but I am very proud of my dad!! I’m so happy for him to have won this award and I know it means the world to him to have so many people enjoy his work!! ❤️❤️

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 01/09/2026

When WorldCon was in Glasgow two years ago, the Hugo ceremony was held in a real theater with actual cushioned theater seats and a nice big stage! I guess it just depends on the venue :/

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 01/09/2026

Yooo does anyone want the whiskey inside cuz I just want this damn bottle oh my lord

A bottle of Thresh & Winnow whiskey. The glass bottle is very ornate with beautiful floral designs.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/08/2026

Oh he was a solid 2 for sure if not 2.5

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/08/2026

I sat down outside right next to a huge bug and instead of freaking out like usual, I took a picture! Enjoy this freaky ass bug

A big ol grasshopper sitting on a white railing. He’s mostly yellowish and orange and green.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/08/2026

Lucky for you I’ve got just the picture of this chonk being a bed hog

Charlie being an absolutely huge chunky sausage laying in bed next to me.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 27/08/2026

More Saja content because I know what the people really want

Charlie, a medium sized black, brown, and white dog sitting on the concrete under an awning. Saja, the black cat, strolls by her.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 26/08/2026

Saja seems to be okay with me staying with him while my parents are at WorldCon

Saja the black cat sitting on brown carpeted stairs and looking at the camera with big green eyes!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 25/08/2026

Well, at least someone knew what I was talking about! I have been absolutely fascinated by the Hooters airline story for a while now

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 25/08/2026

All Star is playing at this Hooters and I really feel like I am living the dream rn. If only there were some sort of flying vehicle I could get on that somehow was like Hooters, but in the sky.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 25/08/2026

Karma will surely come for me, as I am going dragoncon soon haha

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 25/08/2026

Ohio’s state flag is the only non rectangular one! 🥸

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 25/08/2026

Well I WOULD attend if y’all had decided to take me with you instead of having me pet sit like a RESPONSIBLE person

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 24/08/2026

I love our papasans!! Everyone should have one!!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 22/08/2026

I have tried theirs before! I like Burger King’s impossible burger!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 22/08/2026

Extremely surprisingly, I do not have a gambling addiction !

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 22/08/2026

The casino I’m at is playing Golden and honestly it’s making me feel like… I shouldn’t give up! I should preserve!! Keep gambling!! We’re going UP UP UP!! ITS OUR MOMENT!!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 20/08/2026

Poseidon’s Domain: Ocean vodka, blue curaçao, a gummy shark, served in a fish bowl glass, with Nerds at the bottom for aquarium gravel, and gold glitter cuz there’s so much gold in the ocean!! Obviously JUST vodka and blue curaçao does not a good drink make, but I feel like I’m onto something here 🦈

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 20/08/2026

I’ve read a couple!! So far it’s just Zoë’s Tale, Fuzzy Nation, Lock In, and half of the Kaiju Preservation Society

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 20/08/2026

I think I might be the exception to this.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

Definitely agree that’s what should’ve happened

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

Oh MAN that is so devious

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

I took this one on the 2020 JoCo cruise :)

A photo of a full double rainbow on the ocean with a partly cloudy blue sky!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! (I’m extremely stubborn)

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

I was hoping they’d honor it cuz I really wanted that ring to match my earrings I have from them 💀

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

Well see now that’s exactly the question, because the ring is $45 originally, so it is somewhat tempting to buy it at $31, but now I’m miffed so I am not gonna buy it on principle! Plus after shipping and taxes the ring becomes $40 anyway!!

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

I’m not sure, I might email and ask honestly because this is really bugging me

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

Well it’s really unfortunate because I actually really like this brand and have recommended them a lot, so it bothers me they pretty much baited me (and others like the other commenter!) when it’s a brand I told people was cool and good :/

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

Does that rub anyone else the wrong way or just me? There was a comment on the ad that said the prices were inaccurate too. It just feels like baiting honestly, or false advertising I guess. Irks me.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 19/08/2026

I got an ad for a ring that was on sale for $18, but when I clicked on it it was listed on the website for $31. I emailed them and said hey, this ad gave me the wrong price (hoping they’d give it to me for the price I originally saw it in their ad for), but they just said oops the ad is wrong! 🤨🥸💀

The email reads “thank you for flagging this! The price listed on the website is the correct one, apologies for the confusion caused by the ad.”

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 15/08/2026

Sadly I no longer have the orchid built because my mom accidentally broke it haha, but here’s the hibiscus! It was a birthday gift from my dad and I just built it last week

The Lego hibiscus set fully built and sitting on my counter! This is not where it normally resides, just for the purpose of the photo.

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 15/08/2026

Well I’m very fond of the florals, so probably the orchid or the hibiscus :) I find that 600-800 pieces is a reallyy good size for me. Takes justtt enough time and effort. Do you have a favorite?

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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 15/08/2026

I have a toucan and a parrot currently :)

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