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lawyer doing the “data and tech stuff” … human interests include photography, cooking, travel, and sleep | denver, colorado

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HallowBreen Season @breensims.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
personally the only reason i've heard the song is because my phone tries to take over the car when i'm riding with someone and nobody's car but mine has a cd player anymore.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
had to premiere in 2000 or later (1999)
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
microsoft cannot even preserve the formatting of a word document half the time
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pleased to see that copilot, when it unexpectedly broke the numbered list in word, could only dig itself into a deeper hole when asked to fix it. the thing that’s solving previously unsolved mathematical theories still can’t sort out list numbering in ms word
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
gonna have to hide it from jd tho
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/08/2026
Random reminder that Colorado has an anti-SLAPP law for cases brought in state court.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
precisely why you shouldn’t tbh. we have had a strict “no kid pics go to the internet” rule since day 1. she can post them in 2037 if she wants. otherwise, it stays in the family chats and albums
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yeglesias then just rename the opinion section ”vox“
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 07/07/2026
John Roberts speaking
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the thomas / gorsuch dissent diving straight into deep legislative history and atexual analysis is a thing to behold
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Supreme Court's second opinion is Chatrie v. U.S. By a 6–3 vote, the court holds that a geofence warrant (described below) IS a "search" under the 4th Amendment. But it declines to say whether THIS search was "reasonable." Kagan writes. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
JUSTICE KAGAN delivered the opinion of the Court.
In recent years, law enforcement officers have employed
so-called geofence warrants to obtain information that technology companies collect about their users’ cell-phone locations. Suppose that investigators know a crime was committed at a particular place and time, but do not have a
suspect. They may draw a “geofence”—a virtual perimeter—around the crime scene and get a warrant compelling
a company to hand over data about the cell phones located
in that area near the time of the crime. Following a process
specified in the warrant, the company will turn over the
cell-phone data and eventually identify by name one or
more of the users thus disclosed
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
they‘re all trained on linkedin aren’t they
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
beans keep well. you can do a lot with them. it’s saturday. the what ifs are looking good. (currently at a restaurant neglecting leftovers)
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Thrilled to publish my latest article BAN COOKIE BANNERS: A CASE STUDY IN TECH REGULATION with the Harv. J. of Law & Tech! A cri de cœur to end this worse-than-useless regulatory compliance regime and let something that actually protects users take its place. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.... 1/
papers.ssrn.com
Ban Cookie Banners: A Case Study in Tech Regulation
Few experiences on the modern internet are as universally reviled as the cookie banner. They clutter websites with pop-ups, interrupt user flow, make informatio
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
smashes NOS button as soon as firestarter drops
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
are they leveraging doj rule as hook for crime tort exception under ecpa?
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“we love the people inside so much we’re attempting to remove their legal status, right to work, and exile them to a violent failed state to which they have no ties”
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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
7um Jing
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35

There is also the photo of the boy from the viral stories included.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
real e type vibes there… but several years ahead
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
JUST IN: #SCOTUS grants review in one case, Salazar v. Paramount Global. Q is whether tracking pixels on websites trigger a 1988 law aimed at secrecy for video rental lists, the Video Privacy Protection Act. 6th Cir said no: www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf...
opn.ca6.uscourts.gov
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
jaderemedy • 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
no question. fuck ice
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
elections are conducted by the states, not the federal government. it won’t be so easy.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
if they’re detaining the pick jacket lady this would be next level lawlessness
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
well that’s an execution
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Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
👊🏽 D state AGs think they’re the only officials standing up to Trump. They are probably right. At this 🔥 town hall: - Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield - Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison - California Attorney General Rob Bonta 🎁 By @sarahjeong.bsky.social: is.gd/j7ZTEO 🧵 is.gd/oPQNTy
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The state AGs are as mad as you are
“We have to fight.”
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
one of the clearest and earliest sign of the current schism was the split between joy and anger when presented with the prospect of taco trucks on every corner
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
watching austrian tv interview with the mayor of spitzbergen in the arctic circle, all part their round the clock coverage of this bullshit, and i’ll damned if it’s not a fucking taco truck. at 78 degrees north. amazing.
a woman in a tan coat interviews a man in a black parka, the mayor of spitsbergen. it’s winter, snow covered, and looks like what you’d expect for the arctic, except for a colorful truck with “salsa“ “taco" and “mole“ in the background
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
yeah, they’re not registered tho…..
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
are they a data broker subject to delete act?
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
george floyd protests/riots; somali population + convenient fraud story; tim walz/anti democrat grievance; small enough to raid with a couple thousand agents… imo a lot of hooks to rw media narratives + knowing they’ll get the chaotic content they want, bonus if they find a pretext for escalation
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
you’ll sometimes get something to the effect of “where do you think your food comes from” and i do want to know what in all this has anything to do with ag policy, and in fact isn’t actively hostile to it
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
indeed, a network signal would be great. the closest to device signaling is ”ask app not to track“ in ios, which will zero out ad ids. a great many workarounds for advertisers, to be sure, though
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
it’s essentially an html header field sent by a client/browser with each website navigation request that can be detected via javascript on the destination website. i don’t think you could do that at a network level.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
the times broke it down this morning (finally) including that he walked from behind to the front of the car
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
they figured it out this morning
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
jfc
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
these are outright lies
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/01/2026
If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
A bright blue horse with glowing red eyes exploding through a space heater suspended in the night sky. The Rocky Mountains and a bright moon are in the distance. The text reads: Local icon "powerful blue horse" says always plug your space heater into a wall outlet.
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Quinn Yeargain @yeargain.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
In response to SSRN's removal of Professor Edwards's "The Originalist Case for the President's Power to Pardon State Offenses," I have posted "A Response to SSRN's Removal of Jerry Edwards's 'The Originalist Case for the President's Power to Pardon State Offenses'" papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
On December 11, 2025, President Donald J. Trump announced a pardon for former Mesa County, Colorado, Clerk Tina Peters. A veritable mob of critics emerged to condemn the pardon as unlawful, illegal, not allowed, and fundamentally inconsistent with the narrowly circumscribed powers of the President to “grant pardons and reprieves for Offenses against the United States,” which clearly refers to federal offenses. 1 In response to the hullabaloo, Professor Jerry Edwards bravely “survey[ed] hundreds of years of history in the past few days” and wrote an article “assessing the originalist case.”2 Professor Edwards made the regrettable mistake of posting his article to the Social Science Research Network (“SSRN”), which concluded that his “manuscript [did] not meet the criteria for posting on SSRN” and subsequently removed it3—demonstrating yet another instance of well-documented bias against originalist legal scholarship.4 To the untrained scholar, Professor Edwards’s scholarship may have seemed like he just copied and pasted the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”5 into a Word document, which spanned approximately a page and a half, and conducted no originalist analysis. Even if Professor Edwards did just that,6 characterizing this discussion as somehow unfitting of other works in the originalist oeuvre7 is, yet again, anti-originalist bias. In this brief essay, which was rushedly written to ensure that the whole commentariat was aware of the “entire literature that disagrees”8 with the notion that the President cannot pardon state crimes, I analyze the lyrics of “Never Gonna Give You Up.” I conclude that it has as direct, helpful, and material a bearing on originalist jurisprudence on the President’s pardon power as any leading originalist scholar could muster.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
needless to say, those ag challenges are a ways off, are highly questionable on the merits, and much of the order will be challenged on constitutional grounds
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
it’s not a ban and doesn’t overturn state laws. it directs commerce dept to look at state laws and the ag to challenge those that the ag determines violate the commerce clause and inhibit “us ai dominance“, plus tries to withhold broadband funding for states that have laws the admin doesn’t like
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the eo attempting to limit state ai laws is live www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
Ensuring a National Policy Framework for Artificial Intelligence
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose.
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Simonetta Vezzoso @wavesblog.eurosky.social · 04/12/2025
Preparing a class touching on the origin of data protection law, found this amazingly prescient BBC interview (same year of Hesse legislation) x.com/BBCArchive/s...
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
and, all else equal, nearly every owner would probably be happy if it consumed less gas
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
the suit is akin to fraud, needs to be required to wear myrtle beach standard attire
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
In other words, they're the same picture. Don't get distracted. All versions of KOSA violate user privacy, the rights of minors, and irreparably chill speech. And no shade intended at CDT, but there is no room here to concede or compromise. Especially under the current administration.
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austin @atchambers.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
pretty common from other lawyers too lol
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