AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Waiting in line for the Wizard of Oz so I can ask him to get my foreskin back 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Accidentally shoulder-checked this MONSTER. This is seriously the biggest spider I've ever seen that's not a tarantula. Yellow orb weaver 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026FINALLY After SIX YEARS, I have located, identified, and harvested the Texas Persimmon! (And made them into a pie) 000
Reposted by AstroTibsSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 08/09/2026playing this from a bluetooth speaker i've hidden in the airplane restroom 281822476
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nope. I promised myself I wouldn't argue with socialists and communists. Profound stupidity and evil cannot be enlightened. I don't think this site will do a good job at filtering out that slime, so I'll just block them. 100
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm an Auramancer With my Rizz equipped I cast Legendary Generational Drip 100
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Maxwell's Demon now spends his time poking my mucus membranes with his little pitchfork during high-pollen events 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Celebrating America's 250th with a related song by Zappa from 50 YEARS ago!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImHA...youtube.comFrank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, The Mothers - 200 Years Old (Visualizer)YouTube video by FrankZappaVEVO 010
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just pushed a hodgepodge hack collection for Final Fantasy 5 (SNES) which changes some spell/enemy names, and some values (starting Max MP, and lowing cost of unlocking !Jump) www.romhacking.net/hacks/9761/romhacking.net 100
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Another #FinalFantasy5 hack! **Hero Stat Rebalance** This hack rebalances jobs, touching up some oversights in their stats; and changes and emphasizes the heroes' characteristic stat contributions, making them more distinct from one another. gitgud.io/AstroTibs/ff... 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlKs...youtube.comHomer CDYouTube video by TennyUnderscore 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Fun little #FinalFantasy5 discovery I made: Your four main characters first enter the party with the wrong Max MP. Faris is supposed to have 14, but has 10. The others should have 3, but have 5. You can verify this by switching from Freelancer to Freelancer without leveling up 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026New #FinalFantasy5 hack—a buff, for once! Axes, Hammers, Kunai, and Kodachi all received a stat boost. www.romhacking.net/hacks/9730/ gitgud.io/AstroTibs/ff... 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Guess what time it is? Time for another #FinalFantasy5 nerf! This time, I lowered the power of Ninja scrolls: www.romhacking.net/hacks/9728/ 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Another #FinalFantasy5 nerfing hack! The infamous elemental rods have been reined in: gitgud.io/AstroTibs/sl...gitgud.ioAstroTibs / Slimmer Jims · GitLabFF5 SNES hack that changes rods to invoke mid-tier elemental spells instead of high-tier 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!! NERF INCOMING #FinalFantasy5 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What if Hell is you reliving all your unresolved sneezes 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I've made a FF5 SNES mod to nerf the power of certain Mix abilities: - Dragon Power level bonus reduced from 20 to 10 - Samson's Might level bonus reduced from 10 to 4 Also included is a python script where you can generate patches with your own values. www.romhacking.net/hacks/9698/ 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026One of my Discord users almost didn't send me this #YouTubePoop, which would have been a missed gem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMU...youtube.com[YTP] NASA Probes Your Outer RimYouTube video by NeenYTP 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Was hacking #FinalFantasy5 and a byte value change randomly made Bartz look like Robin 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It's been 30+ years since I got into emulation, but I finally published my first rom hack. A patch to nerf Samurai's Gil Toss in #FinalFantasy5 (SNES): www.romhacking.net/hacks/9695/ 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026You take the pills You take the schnapps You take the wheel! And then you've got The Jaws of Life 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It never occurred to me that "Gerad" is an anagram of "Edgar." #FinalFantasy6 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026...What did she want the bird to say, exactly?? #FinalFantasy6 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026In #FinalFantasy5, during the Karnak escape sequence, I just realized that the Main Gauge (lit. "Left Hand") is kept in the RIGHT wing of the castle! 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Was going to call Charles a manlet, but (if you don't count my hair), he's taller than I am! Trump is a giant? Maybe he had normal hands, and not tiny hands, all along?? 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026In FF6, I like how your characters will still spin the whole MagiTek armor they're riding when winning a battle. They did not need to program it like that. 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Can't wait for the Vance/Newsom 2028 showdown so I can take up drinking again 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I miss when you could open an explorer window, type "fonts" as the address, and it would take you to your fonts folder. Now it just does a web search. 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Though there is never a useful opportunity for it, this may be my favorite Wojak of all time 010
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I just solved a #FinalFantasy5 mystery that's been bugging me for nearly 30 years. If you had a way up to that final shard after the water crystal shattered... would it actually be Mime? Would it do anything at all? Turns out the answers are: yes, and yes! 100
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 10/04/2026lol, I created a two-letter tile for the GBA translation patch for SNES 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026With all the Sneakers O'Toole memes popping off, I want to share a fun fact: The Lovecraftian co-op board game Arkham Horror introduced the new player character Skids O'Toole back in 2009. Some characters' inspirations were more obvious than others ;) 100
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My folder of random wallpapers happened to choose this one for today 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I rediscovered Garkov. I used to display randomly-generated comics during my livestreams, lol 010
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"Singular" does not mean "single, but smarter-sounding." 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Last year, DLive told me that they can add games to their catalog if I provide cover art. So I sent in three. They didn't have #FinalFantasy7 (??) so I sent in a request with art today. "Unfortunately, we don't accept new category request currently." 2 of my 3 previous are gone 000
AstroTibs @astrotibs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026My Discord server will be going in a new, more intellectual direction 000