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AstroLazuli

@astrolazuli.bsky.social
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I love making music about the universe. 27 | He/Him | Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Chilean 🇨🇱 My YT channel: youtube.com/@astrolazuli

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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
cerveza cristal
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Eyes like this… are hard to say no to :3
A tuxedo cat gazes upward with round, sparkling eyes. He’s probably expecting a treat.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2025
Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation theonion.com/rising-...
Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation 

Few Can Save Enough To Relax And Enjoy Next Life
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I need more gays in my DMs amirite fellas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2025
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pluto never gave up:)
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StuntmAEn Bob @stuntmaenbob.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
ocean - night 🌊✨ #pixelart
Pixel art night at the ocean - front: the ocean full of huge waves. Background: dark sky full of shining stars (huge planet in the middle). Colors. Purple and pink
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The Traveler [COMMS OPEN] @ekvitki.art · 19/05/2025
Blue Skies #pixelart #art #vgen #aseprite
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025
God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope theonion.com/god-too...
God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
im arthuring it
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
man I sure love being emotionally unstable
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm gay
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
feeling incredibly lovesick need affection dies
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Flow just became my favourite animated movie of all time
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
#mlp #comic
rainbow dash and pinkie pie are standing in a place. a beautiful mare can be seen walking offscreen. rainbow says: “dude, i think i hauve covid lol... get me some ivermectin Imao”

pinkie responds: “HUH?”

rainbow stammers: “c cuz we're horses.. d-do you get it..”

pinkie explains: “DUDE.. THAT'S LIKE...
NOT EVEN
REMOTELY TOPICAL”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Whipping Whiplash: The Podcast: The Comic
two people in headphones sit at a table with microphones. 

the woman on the right says: What's up whippersnappers, and welcome to ep. #387 of "Whipping Whiplash"

the man on the left continues: “The podcast where we watch the critically acclaimed film
"Whiplash" and make fun of it.
Every episode.”

the woman quickly adds “sponsored by squarespace” from offscreen.

in the third panel they are both sitting in front of a laptop, dialogue from the laptop says: “TELL FLETCHER IM FUCKING COMING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!”
then the sound “SKREEE CRSHJ” implying the crashing of a car.

the woman snidely comments: “nice driving dipshit”

END
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#comic
A CARTOON OF ME SAYS “I DREW A SELF PORTRAIT!”

THE CARTOON HOLDS UP A REAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ME, THE OTHER CARTOON CHARACTER IS OBVIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED

GE SAYS, “YOUR ANATOMY IS
KINDA SHIT, TRY DOING IT MORE LIKE THIS”

HE HOLDS UP A CARTOON DRAWING OF HIMSELF. I SAY, “OH DAMN
THAT'S GOOD”
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Bro can people stop posting screenshots from Twitter? Like I came to this platform to escape exactly that lmao Anyways back to femboy scrolling
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#comic #comics
a villainous figure speaks: “im mr misogyny and i HATE vaginas!! mwehehehe”

a man in a shirt that says ‘ally’ replies: “hey! some women have penises! you have to be misogynistic to them too!!,”

a trans woman says “huh? no, he needs to stop being misogynistic to everyone”

suddenly batman arrives at the scene and attacks mr misogyny

“HOLY FUCK ITS BATMAN”, cry the ally and trans woman in unison.

batman announces: “this lunatic is going to arkham im batman i hate misogyny”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/02/2025
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn theonion.com/pioneer...
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
#comic #comics
guy: I HATE BEING EPHEMERAL!!!

guy: I yearn for some sense of concretion!!

guy 2: Concretion? Like the Concrete Mixer from Culver's, America's favorite dairy fast food chain??

guy 2, presenting a photo of a concrete mixer from culver’s: Now only $4.09 at select locations????.??!,!!!
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I forgot to share it here, but recently I posted a new song! It's a remix of Dimrain47's “At the Speed of Light”, which is an absolute masterpiece and one of the most popular songs in Geometry Dash. The remix uses electronic and orchestral elements for extra space vibes. youtu.be/n1PxUguoRYI?...
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Dimrain47 - At the Speed of Light (AstroLazuli Remix)
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I have posted a new song! This is my first proper synthwave track, it took me quite some time to make, especially the process of mixing and mastering, but I'm very happy with the result! I hope you enjoy :3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTET...
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[Synthwave] AstroLazuli - Daydreaming
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AstroLazuli @astrolazuli.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
finally, some silence
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