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Astroboy 💫

@astroblast65.bsky.social
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texting with friends
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Attn: @lesliemullin.bsky.social
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This little bastard had fairy godparents from 1998-2017 and never wished to stop Jeffrey Epstein
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This mf in Houston??
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peacock has me watching baseball in hard mode
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I find the Ford engineer who put the battery in this airtight cranny under the back seat it is ON SIGHT 😡
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Immigrants can freely enter the county… if they’re attractive.” “Interesting. Who would be making the decisions on admission?” “I have a guy with years of security experience.”
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man didn’t do that shit
Leon Black, a character on HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” played by comedian JB Smoove.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grover is the anti-Elmo. I reject him.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh ok
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
y’all that’s a fucked up ad
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did he look like this?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
why is this a push notification? @espn.com
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The first anniversary is the paper anniversary and I will be SPOILING my wife this year
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Calling the cops
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How did this happen
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bob sucks. Me and homeboy couldn’t understand why the Rox wouldn’t flip a dude they actually rejuvenated
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
what the fuck???
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They want him GONE
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bad news yall
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What was even happening here?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tell your mom to leave town
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
reads like a @dril.bsky.social tweet
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AC/DC fucked my ear holes so hard and raw (no protection) tonight. But they also made love to my ears ever so sensually.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I drew a picture of Freddie Freeman
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@astros
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Reminder that all the Englishmen are running around with boners rn
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Invited a friend to my house for grilling on July 4
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ever since I found out he was real, I’ve been deeply (and possibly irrationally) scared Erling Haaland is going to arrive at my house. I’m not doing okay.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The next Backrooms? In the break room, yellow florescent light illuminates horrors beyond your comprehension. No windows. Just bland tile and laminate countertops. Food is available… at a cost. Wait. No. Food is available at no cost, actually. Someone has microwaved fish.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
trillionaires exist now
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This was it, right?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dave Grohl in “Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny”
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
super fucked up that these things are real and just out there walking among us
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Craig Breslow:
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just sounds nasty
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
BREAKING:
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
TIL in 2010, Weezer put out a record called "Hurley" and the cover art is just Hurley from TV's "Lost" smiling. This is the funniest thing of all time.
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You.. hate space?
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
yo dudes who piss on the seat in gender-neutral bathrooms. your order is ready
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
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Astroboy 💫 @astroblast65.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You’ve got to be kidding me with this ad placement
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