Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 8hhope you enjoy, im pretty content with how its turning out so far. please consider leaving some constructive criticism if you have any, my dms are open (im pretty sure) 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 8hany bands need a guest vocalist? been itching to scream on something i dont have to write for quite some time now 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 9hutterly ludicrous. what's next, they have feelings? 130
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 10hweather sucks again so now i get to dress like a bloodborne npc for the next 8 months 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 10happarently most of the debut ep was originally written during the actual myspace era so it makes sense that it fits the revival perfectly 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11hits national paypal me 500 dollars day for all who celebrate 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11hTill Death Do Us Part is probably the best myspace deathcore on the scene rn. definitely not saying this because cameron mcbride made it and he's my single favorite musician on the planet, absolutely no correlation there 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11hinshallah this yakubian tricknology shall spell the end of me 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 13hgo forth, dear reader, and consume my slop (deltarune spoilers, obviously) archiveofourown.org/works/942921...archiveofourown.org 120
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i am a cosmic abuse goblin and the bit gets funnier every time i get a new diagnosis 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026oh yeah this is out btw dont remember if i said so or not 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026genuinely how in the fuck is the instagram search feature that fucking bad 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026house creepypasta where it actually is lupus 020
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026just got informed i need to succumb to the madness next week i was really hoping they forgot again 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ive got a good month and a half before i either end up dead or involuntarily committed to a psych ward so im spending the aforementioned month and a half high off my ass because i would prefer not to fulfill the prophecy personally 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026we built a god to suit our ego and used it to end the world 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if you're cracking into discussion around the big g, good luck. even the most experienced of scholars still have no fucking idea what his whole deal is. i fear you may be entering device theory territory, and if that is the case then all i can say is good luck lol 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026met this fucjinv tbing at the fish store last week 020
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jokes aside glad the viseo is coming along well enough, still haven't gotten around to watching the first one but ive also never played half life so i should probably do that first but idk im poor and insane 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026can't wait for the 95 hour long deltarune thesis coming out in 2947 210
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got so high i ended up in the fog world earlier. trying to find your earbud case while evading the polygon pariah is a truly tantalizing experience which i shall not elaborate upon. 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the show with an average curse word per second counter of 35 had to allocate its budget exclusively towards finding synonyms for various slurs, and as such the only musician they could hire was a dude off craigslist with extremely shady credentials who claims they ghostwrite for broadway 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hello followers we are having soft tacos later 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is not a fucking hazbin hotel reference i swear to god if you mention hazbin hotel around me i will personally broil you alive and crucify your remains to purge them of sin 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my cohort Andrealphus informed me that my bit is unfunny and as such i have been demoted back to marquis. the devil is once again lucifer, my usurpation campaign has failed and they're making me eat the brown part of a banana now 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the stanky leg. you must hit the stanky leg, white boy. 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026greetings, white boy. tis i, the devil. i have come to strike a deal. you see, i have transitioned your comfort character, foolish white boy, and if you wish to see her returned to the closet, then you must do exactly as i say. hit the cleanest yoinky sploinky i have ever seen. do it, white boy. 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dying later, ill be in woke heaven at the nirvana show with marx and middle eastern jesus 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026attending the international hog cranking convention in jerkmenistan this year so if you see me please consider buying me dairy queen i would like a peanut buster parfait please 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hit bleat you should listen to my music it has absolutely nothing to do with this but its decent i suppose anyways stream hollow point by getica immediately 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026transgender goat girl stocks are high as of late 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026thnikning about woman. ... oouugghb.... 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026surely only good things can come from this 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026something cool happened in the funny cube game again 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if you don't fw my autistic hyperfixation and generally frustrating vibes then honestly fair 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026to save the worlds there is only one way. the princess must tell her friend's she's gay. (susie broke the prophecy because she's actually really transphobic and she doesn't know what nonbinary means) 040
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026boy this sure does remind me an awful lot of a character who is definitely not a transgender allegory and is definitely not in the midst of a character arc of self discovery and being comfortable as their own person who is heavily implied to also want to trade their masculine role for a feminine one 2212
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the demons are attempting to sway me to an egregious delusion. i suspect this is a coordinated attack from both the CIA and the ghoul king to prevent the destruction of reaganomics 020
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026toby fox is the first white man to successfully become japanese and i think thats beautiful 010