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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️

@astridkuiper.bsky.social
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21 girl who is a deer professional weed smoker and disease haver audio engineer, vocalist, chaos agent, consumer of dirt and soil, and host of several thousand unruly spirits 1/3rd of Vogeth

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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 8h
hope you enjoy, im pretty content with how its turning out so far. please consider leaving some constructive criticism if you have any, my dms are open (im pretty sure)
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 8h
any bands need a guest vocalist? been itching to scream on something i dont have to write for quite some time now
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 9h
utterly ludicrous. what's next, they have feelings?
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 9h
life is slightly less bad now
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 10h
weather sucks again so now i get to dress like a bloodborne npc for the next 8 months
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 10h
apparently most of the debut ep was originally written during the actual myspace era so it makes sense that it fits the revival perfectly
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11h
its national paypal me 500 dollars day for all who celebrate
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11h
Till Death Do Us Part is probably the best myspace deathcore on the scene rn. definitely not saying this because cameron mcbride made it and he's my single favorite musician on the planet, absolutely no correlation there
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 11h
inshallah this yakubian tricknology shall spell the end of me
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 13h
go forth, dear reader, and consume my slop (deltarune spoilers, obviously) archiveofourown.org/works/942921...
archiveofourown.org
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i am a cosmic abuse goblin and the bit gets funnier every time i get a new diagnosis
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fishy hypno
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh yeah this is out btw dont remember if i said so or not
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
made macking cheese last night
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
genuinely how in the fuck is the instagram search feature that fucking bad
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
house creepypasta where it actually is lupus
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy appy asmr
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my ao3 account still isnt approved
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just got informed i need to succumb to the madness next week i was really hoping they forgot again
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ive got a good month and a half before i either end up dead or involuntarily committed to a psych ward so im spending the aforementioned month and a half high off my ass because i would prefer not to fulfill the prophecy personally
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we built a god to suit our ego and used it to end the world
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mr squidward im fucking tweaking
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you're cracking into discussion around the big g, good luck. even the most experienced of scholars still have no fucking idea what his whole deal is. i fear you may be entering device theory territory, and if that is the case then all i can say is good luck lol
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
met this fucjinv tbing at the fish store last week
fush
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
minor spelling mistake im ruined
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they call me disease girl
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jokes aside glad the viseo is coming along well enough, still haven't gotten around to watching the first one but ive also never played half life so i should probably do that first but idk im poor and insane
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can't wait for the 95 hour long deltarune thesis coming out in 2947
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got so high i ended up in the fog world earlier. trying to find your earbud case while evading the polygon pariah is a truly tantalizing experience which i shall not elaborate upon.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the show with an average curse word per second counter of 35 had to allocate its budget exclusively towards finding synonyms for various slurs, and as such the only musician they could hire was a dude off craigslist with extremely shady credentials who claims they ghostwrite for broadway
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah close enough
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hello followers we are having soft tacos later
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is not a fucking hazbin hotel reference i swear to god if you mention hazbin hotel around me i will personally broil you alive and crucify your remains to purge them of sin
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my cohort Andrealphus informed me that my bit is unfunny and as such i have been demoted back to marquis. the devil is once again lucifer, my usurpation campaign has failed and they're making me eat the brown part of a banana now
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the stanky leg. you must hit the stanky leg, white boy.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
greetings, white boy. tis i, the devil. i have come to strike a deal. you see, i have transitioned your comfort character, foolish white boy, and if you wish to see her returned to the closet, then you must do exactly as i say. hit the cleanest yoinky sploinky i have ever seen. do it, white boy.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dying later, ill be in woke heaven at the nirvana show with marx and middle eastern jesus
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
attending the international hog cranking convention in jerkmenistan this year so if you see me please consider buying me dairy queen i would like a peanut buster parfait please
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hit bleat you should listen to my music it has absolutely nothing to do with this but its decent i suppose anyways stream hollow point by getica immediately
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
transgender goat girl stocks are high as of late
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thnikning about woman. ... oouugghb....
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok good its just woke
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
surely only good things can come from this
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
something cool happened in the funny cube game again
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you don't fw my autistic hyperfixation and generally frustrating vibes then honestly fair
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to save the worlds there is only one way. the princess must tell her friend's she's gay. (susie broke the prophecy because she's actually really transphobic and she doesn't know what nonbinary means)
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
transgender
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boy this sure does remind me an awful lot of a character who is definitely not a transgender allegory and is definitely not in the midst of a character arc of self discovery and being comfortable as their own person who is heavily implied to also want to trade their masculine role for a feminine one
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the demons are attempting to sway me to an egregious delusion. i suspect this is a coordinated attack from both the CIA and the ghoul king to prevent the destruction of reaganomics
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox is the first white man to successfully become japanese and i think thats beautiful
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