Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4hin line with my deltarune hyperfixation i have been on the kris diet lately. 90% of my caloric intake comes exclusively from chocolate milk 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4hi learned how to do pig squeals so now im officially a metal vocalist 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4hstill very heavily wip but i think its coming along nicely 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 9h90% of my caloric intake is chocolate milk and the other 10% is miscellaneous slop 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 18hhumanity started going downhill the second we stopped making comically over the top costumes for public figures. suits and ties are fucking hideous, bring back jesters and eunuchs. 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 20hcharcuterie boards are just adult lunchables and i hate to say it but the kids have us beat 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 22hconsidering the fact that indwell was my favorite album of all time for the past 5 years its wild i never wrote anything directly inspired by it 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i can think of 18 trillion things id rather do than draw eyes 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so i ran the math and at my current rate + considering chapters will likely get longer as the plot progresses the full work may end up at 60k words which is well above the novel threshold. god shall punish me for my hubris by dropping a grand piano on top of me 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026was about to go make a coffee and then i remembered i chugged 2 monsters and a mountain dew earlier so if i drank more caffeine i would probably have heart palpitations 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yall could never do autism like me my producer tag is literally just a leitmotif i stole from deltarune 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i would do despicable things for a tallah shibori threads collab 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sometimes i wonder why i don't draw more and then i open ibis and spend 4 hours trying to make the eyes look right and then I remember why i don't draw more 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026turns out my back pain is significantly more severe than i originally thought so hopefully i didnt break a rib because i need to work this month and that would kinda suck ass 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes i doubt the quality of my writing but then i remember happy appy and realize that literature peaked in 2011 and nothing can compare 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy who's really obsessed with the roman empire's plumbing system 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes i think that we should all work together to forge a kinder and better future but then i open the internet and i remember that actually extinction is probably better 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so what are you guys doing to your abuse goblins these days? lately ive been force feeding it gallons of milk and then forcing it to do jumping jacks for hours at a time 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i came to the horrendous realization that im literally ralsei deltarune but in a bad way and now i am attempting to cope with this knowledge through shitposting 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hey guys so like theres this prophecy and it kinda sucks does anyone know how to change the ending? 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i read the prologue and first two chapters to a friend with a passing interest who has only played the first two chapters of the game. they could follow the plot far better than i anticipated and they seemed to be both impressed and horrified so clearly im doing something right. thanks bo 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i should start filling my music with satanic messages again 031
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sorry i basically only post depressing shit these days, it's been a rough decade 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026its remarkably frustrating to have approximately 7 friends and none of them share your passions (or care in the slightest). its also remarkably frustrating to be ignored for 98% of the day. i fully understand that everyone is busy, the isolation just starts to get to you after a while. 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026mfs hate me for my generally unpleasant demeanor and uncontrollable autistic tendencies 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in defiance of god i have begun writing deltarune fanfiction. this is quite possibly the lowest point in my entire life. its 4k words and i haven't even finished the first plot point. i fear that my first finished literary work may end up being a novel length deltarune fanfic. hell world. 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026long distance relationships are the most painful thing ever but also i dont have friends so I'll take what i can get plus my wife is perfect i love them so much 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026internet fiction is incredible because sometimes its a single chapter fanfic that hits way too fucking hard and leaves you crying uncontrollably and other times its happy appy 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026deltarune is so cool i like noelle and you'll never guess why 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026high as fuck and an hour long fnaf explanation video with extremely good production quality 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026creating a new form of bdsm called legalplay where you need to sign dozens of contracts consenting to every single action that could possibly take place 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026game dev is one of the most painful forms of torture imaginable. i love having absolutely no idea what im doing its so much fun programming is so fun i love how it takes 35 minutes to import a single animation i dont want to learn blender please dont make me learn blender please i dont want to learn 100
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ive been smorking weed if you cabt tell 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"here, it's on the louse" i say, gesturing to a pill bug dressed in a tuxedo and carrying an appropriately sized glass of liquor 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every time a corporation gives me an unskippable ad i add them to my boycott list. i give it about 4 months before i can no longer do or consume anything 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh boy its time for the torture dimension 010
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026manifesting 100 dollars in my bank account immediately 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i should start a band called Barack Obama and then i could tell people to listen to Barack Obama and then I'd get beaten to death because they think im a liberal 011
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026why is the bluesky algorithm showing me pregnancy art that's for the second account not this one 110
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i have come to the harrowing realization that cybersmith is just an unironic muppet joker. the croaker breached containment and started cosplaying a reddit mod 000
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026have i ever told yall that i like deer? i think they're pretty awesome i like them 020
Astrid Kuiper 🏳️⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026instagram is wild cause you can report an account called epsteinhitler that's posting actual nazi propoganda and you'll get an automated response that they haven't violated community guidelines but god forbid you try to advocate for antifascism cause you will get perma banned 010