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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️

@astridkuiper.bsky.social
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21 girl who is a deer professional weed smoker and disease haver audio engineer, vocalist, chaos agent, consumer of dirt and soil, and host of several thousand unruly spirits 1/3rd of Vogeth

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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4h
in line with my deltarune hyperfixation i have been on the kris diet lately. 90% of my caloric intake comes exclusively from chocolate milk
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4h
i learned how to do pig squeals so now im officially a metal vocalist
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 4h
still very heavily wip but i think its coming along nicely
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 8h
i need to learn clown lore dude
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 9h
90% of my caloric intake is chocolate milk and the other 10% is miscellaneous slop
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 18h
humanity started going downhill the second we stopped making comically over the top costumes for public figures. suits and ties are fucking hideous, bring back jesters and eunuchs.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 20h
charcuterie boards are just adult lunchables and i hate to say it but the kids have us beat
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 22h
considering the fact that indwell was my favorite album of all time for the past 5 years its wild i never wrote anything directly inspired by it
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can think of 18 trillion things id rather do than draw eyes
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so i ran the math and at my current rate + considering chapters will likely get longer as the plot progresses the full work may end up at 60k words which is well above the novel threshold. god shall punish me for my hubris by dropping a grand piano on top of me
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was about to go make a coffee and then i remembered i chugged 2 monsters and a mountain dew earlier so if i drank more caffeine i would probably have heart palpitations
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bi valve, therefore i clam
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yall could never do autism like me my producer tag is literally just a leitmotif i stole from deltarune
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i would do despicable things for a tallah shibori threads collab
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes i wonder why i don't draw more and then i open ibis and spend 4 hours trying to make the eyes look right and then I remember why i don't draw more
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
turns out my back pain is significantly more severe than i originally thought so hopefully i didnt break a rib because i need to work this month and that would kinda suck ass
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
miss my wife again
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tormented by the prophecy AMA
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes i doubt the quality of my writing but then i remember happy appy and realize that literature peaked in 2011 and nothing can compare
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy who's really obsessed with the roman empire's plumbing system
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes i think that we should all work together to forge a kinder and better future but then i open the internet and i remember that actually extinction is probably better
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so what are you guys doing to your abuse goblins these days? lately ive been force feeding it gallons of milk and then forcing it to do jumping jacks for hours at a time
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i came to the horrendous realization that im literally ralsei deltarune but in a bad way and now i am attempting to cope with this knowledge through shitposting
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey guys so like theres this prophecy and it kinda sucks does anyone know how to change the ending?
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i read the prologue and first two chapters to a friend with a passing interest who has only played the first two chapters of the game. they could follow the plot far better than i anticipated and they seemed to be both impressed and horrified so clearly im doing something right. thanks bo
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i should start filling my music with satanic messages again
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry i basically only post depressing shit these days, it's been a rough decade
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its remarkably frustrating to have approximately 7 friends and none of them share your passions (or care in the slightest). its also remarkably frustrating to be ignored for 98% of the day. i fully understand that everyone is busy, the isolation just starts to get to you after a while.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thats good i think
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mfs hate me for my generally unpleasant demeanor and uncontrollable autistic tendencies
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hrt that gives me antlers please
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in defiance of god i have begun writing deltarune fanfiction. this is quite possibly the lowest point in my entire life. its 4k words and i haven't even finished the first plot point. i fear that my first finished literary work may end up being a novel length deltarune fanfic. hell world.
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love my wife
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long distance relationships are the most painful thing ever but also i dont have friends so I'll take what i can get plus my wife is perfect i love them so much
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
internet fiction is incredible because sometimes its a single chapter fanfic that hits way too fucking hard and leaves you crying uncontrollably and other times its happy appy
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
deltarune is so cool i like noelle and you'll never guess why
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
high as fuck and an hour long fnaf explanation video with extremely good production quality
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
creating a new form of bdsm called legalplay where you need to sign dozens of contracts consenting to every single action that could possibly take place
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
game dev is one of the most painful forms of torture imaginable. i love having absolutely no idea what im doing its so much fun programming is so fun i love how it takes 35 minutes to import a single animation i dont want to learn blender please dont make me learn blender please i dont want to learn
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ive been smorking weed if you cabt tell
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"here, it's on the louse" i say, gesturing to a pill bug dressed in a tuxedo and carrying an appropriately sized glass of liquor
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every time a corporation gives me an unskippable ad i add them to my boycott list. i give it about 4 months before i can no longer do or consume anything
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh boy its time for the torture dimension
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
manifesting 100 dollars in my bank account immediately
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i should start a band called Barack Obama and then i could tell people to listen to Barack Obama and then I'd get beaten to death because they think im a liberal
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why is the bluesky algorithm showing me pregnancy art that's for the second account not this one
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bitches love my antlers
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have come to the harrowing realization that cybersmith is just an unironic muppet joker. the croaker breached containment and started cosplaying a reddit mod
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have i ever told yall that i like deer? i think they're pretty awesome i like them
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Astrid Kuiper 🏳️‍⚧️ @astridkuiper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
instagram is wild cause you can report an account called epsteinhitler that's posting actual nazi propoganda and you'll get an automated response that they haven't violated community guidelines but god forbid you try to advocate for antifascism cause you will get perma banned
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