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Asti 🧁🔪

@astiapatite.bsky.social
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That weird girl who bakes on the internet. Catch an art/baking stream over at twitch.tv/astiapatite

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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can confirm, go see this one. Very refreshing to see more productions actually utilizing the unique strengths of animation as a medium. And if you can, go see it at a locally owned and run theater to support them!
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Halloween Oreos were on the shelves today and a cool wind blows this night. The best season of the year draws near….🍂🥧🎃
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s international wolf day. I heard if you give your local wolf girl some poutine you’ll get a year of good luck.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Update: cookies are drier than the Antarctic dry valleys. Creme good tho.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Found these in the wild today. Bout to be so full of creme. 🤤
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thankfully turns out I’m not dying. Yay!
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We’re all imaging buddies today apparently.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My dog is trying *really* hard to gaslight me into thinking I didn’t feed him breakfast earlier today.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There’re bones in this soup?? (Get better soon!!)
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sometimes you just need to make some cake. 🍰
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Gonna be real sad when the Reese’s Oreos disappear 😭
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy pan visibility day! 🩷💛💙
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dismantling an air conditioner on a Friday night and thinking the whole time I’m the wrong kind of lesbian for this. I’m the muffin making lesbian, the remodeling an old bookcase into a dream library lesbian. Where are the fix machines lesbians and how do I entice one to move in??
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When are we getting an official Taco Bell simulator game.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I miss Lite-Brites. Do those still exist?
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy pi day!
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
TDIF 🦴
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If not being able to focus at work was an Olympic sport I’d be a gold medalist.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Surprise Gaga absolutely made my night. 🥹 10/10 show
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I wonder if my dog likes the good morning songs I sing about him.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Getting slutty in the kitchen tonight~
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The vibes for today 🎃🍂
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me the second I see highs of 69, rain and the fall fogs roll in. 🍵🍂🎃
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Has Asti learned her lesson? No. No she hasn’t. RIP to the ice cream, again.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
TGIF indeed. 🥹
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My toxic trait is that I always forget about the ice cream I sat out on the counter to soften.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Happy Birthday Em! 🥳🧁
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Happy International Wolf Day! To celebrate you should give peanut butter cups and/or potatoes to a wolf girl near you. 🐺🐾
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It’s one of those days where you accidentally knock a new bottle of tide on the floor and the cap shatters so now there’s just 3/4 of a bottle of tide all over your floor.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
….the sun is up. I spent all night remodeling a single bathroom in House Flipper. I’m doomed. Someone take the lesbian homeowner simulator away from me, I’m too invested.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
How efficient, they can scroll memes, shit and shower all at the same time now.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Emi made such a cute drawing of me and my girlfriends! Not sure why she’s there though? Trying to crash my shrimp dinner date with them I guess. 👀🍤🍤🍤
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This is so cute!!!!
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The house I grew up in had a carpeted kitchen. It *is* a disaster. My grandmother’s house also had *shag* carpeted bathrooms. Thankfully my parents did not adopt the carpet bathroom trend.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When I’m feeling unwell and my dog rests his head on my leg 🥹
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is just me every morning.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I love everything about this and have a mighty need for one of those strawberry milk carton cups 👀
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My naive ass bought one of those smol 99 cent “personal” watermelons this week thinking I was being financially responsible instead of getting the tiny $3.99 package of pre-cut melon. I’ve made a mistake. THIS IS SO MUCH MELON. PERSONAL FOR WHO?! I’M DROWNING IN WATERMELON. HELP. 🥲
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s rough seeing other people living your dream. 🥺
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ten years later and the Fairytail soundtrack still sparks instant joy. This anime kept me alive during the darkest years of my life.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Not a fan of the warmer weather but I *am* a fan of strawberry shortcake season~ 🍓🤍❤️
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
When I can’t remember if I’ve fed my dog I ask him if he’s had dinner as if he will respond. And even if he could respond he’d absolutely lie. Anyway Aspen probably got two dinners today.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Had a stress dream where everyone was taking too long to tell me what kind of donut they wanted and the bakery was closing in fifteen minutes.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
To the person blasting the entire soundtrack from The Lion King outside my window at 3:30am…honestly this is cozy and something I love about city living, pls don’t stop 😂🩵
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Happy pan visibility day!! 💖💛💙🏳️‍🌈
Asti daydreaming about pans with the pansexual pride flag in the background.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Feeling snackish and forgot past me got popcorn at the store last week. It emerged from my cabinet like a shining beacon of joy today. Thank you past me 🩵
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