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Asti 🧁🔪

@astiapatite.bsky.social
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That weird girl who bakes on the internet. Catch an art/baking stream over at twitch.tv/astiapatite

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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can confirm, go see this one. Very refreshing to see more productions actually utilizing the unique strengths of animation as a medium. And if you can, go see it at a locally owned and run theater to support them!
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Halloween Oreos were on the shelves today and a cool wind blows this night. The best season of the year draws near….🍂🥧🎃
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s international wolf day. I heard if you give your local wolf girl some poutine you’ll get a year of good luck.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Found these in the wild today. Bout to be so full of creme. 🤤
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My dog is trying *really* hard to gaslight me into thinking I didn’t feed him breakfast earlier today.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sometimes you just need to make some cake. 🍰
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Gonna be real sad when the Reese’s Oreos disappear 😭
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy pan visibility day! 🩷💛💙
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dismantling an air conditioner on a Friday night and thinking the whole time I’m the wrong kind of lesbian for this. I’m the muffin making lesbian, the remodeling an old bookcase into a dream library lesbian. Where are the fix machines lesbians and how do I entice one to move in??
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When are we getting an official Taco Bell simulator game.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I miss Lite-Brites. Do those still exist?
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy pi day!
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
TDIF 🦴
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If not being able to focus at work was an Olympic sport I’d be a gold medalist.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Surprise Gaga absolutely made my night. 🥹 10/10 show
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I wonder if my dog likes the good morning songs I sing about him.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Getting slutty in the kitchen tonight~
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The vibes for today 🎃🍂
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me the second I see highs of 69, rain and the fall fogs roll in. 🍵🍂🎃
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Has Asti learned her lesson? No. No she hasn’t. RIP to the ice cream, again.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
TGIF indeed. 🥹
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My toxic trait is that I always forget about the ice cream I sat out on the counter to soften.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Happy International Wolf Day! To celebrate you should give peanut butter cups and/or potatoes to a wolf girl near you. 🐺🐾
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It’s one of those days where you accidentally knock a new bottle of tide on the floor and the cap shatters so now there’s just 3/4 of a bottle of tide all over your floor.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
….the sun is up. I spent all night remodeling a single bathroom in House Flipper. I’m doomed. Someone take the lesbian homeowner simulator away from me, I’m too invested.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Emi made such a cute drawing of me and my girlfriends! Not sure why she’s there though? Trying to crash my shrimp dinner date with them I guess. 👀🍤🍤🍤
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When I’m feeling unwell and my dog rests his head on my leg 🥹
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is just me every morning.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My naive ass bought one of those smol 99 cent “personal” watermelons this week thinking I was being financially responsible instead of getting the tiny $3.99 package of pre-cut melon. I’ve made a mistake. THIS IS SO MUCH MELON. PERSONAL FOR WHO?! I’M DROWNING IN WATERMELON. HELP. 🥲
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s rough seeing other people living your dream. 🥺
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ten years later and the Fairytail soundtrack still sparks instant joy. This anime kept me alive during the darkest years of my life.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Not a fan of the warmer weather but I *am* a fan of strawberry shortcake season~ 🍓🤍❤️
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
When I can’t remember if I’ve fed my dog I ask him if he’s had dinner as if he will respond. And even if he could respond he’d absolutely lie. Anyway Aspen probably got two dinners today.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Had a stress dream where everyone was taking too long to tell me what kind of donut they wanted and the bakery was closing in fifteen minutes.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
To the person blasting the entire soundtrack from The Lion King outside my window at 3:30am…honestly this is cozy and something I love about city living, pls don’t stop 😂🩵
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Happy pan visibility day!! 💖💛💙🏳️‍🌈
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Feeling snackish and forgot past me got popcorn at the store last week. It emerged from my cabinet like a shining beacon of joy today. Thank you past me 🩵
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The elevator tonight smelled like peak nostalgia. You’re on vacation, you just spent hours in the indoor hotel pool with a friend and you’re both haphazardly wrapped in towels giggling about an inside joke on the way to your room to order a pizza. I miss that feeling.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Red Wolf Oak's pup spotted howling for the first time yesterday! These tiny howls may be small, but they represent something big: the next generation of red wolves finding their voices. Every milestone like this is a step forward for this critically endangered species. #SaveRedWolves
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Nothing boosts my mood faster than dance/electro pop house music 🩵
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Had a late night cake craving. So cake I made. No frills chocolate sheet cake w/ peanut butter buttercream.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Thanks for hanging out with me last night! It was super scuffed and idk what I’m doing still but it was good to see everyone! Photographic evidence of the fresh out of the oven cinnamon rolls that were taunting me the whole time. 🤤 ✨
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
👀 maybe the soup kitchen will reopen tomorrow for belated anniversary shenanigans.
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Midnight baking sesh: mini oreo cream pies ✨
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Finally unlocked the cheese press in Coral Island so I can make gnocchi. I’m so close to getting a pasta lesbian wife 🍝💕
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Happy Pi day!! What pie are you making and/or eating today???
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Judas era Gaga is back, Pride this year is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My brain is so tired my own inner monologue just said “I’ll eat anime while I watch food” 🫠
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Asti 🧁🔪 @astiapatite.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s midnight. There’s a million things on my to-do list between now and next week. I should be in bed. But I’m making peanut butter blossoms because come hell or high water I’m making at least one batch of holiday cookies this year! ❄️🍪🎄
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