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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He also got me one of my favorite mugs after he had to listen to me talk about how much I love Anchorman for more than an hour. That’s a true pal.

A mug that has Steve Carrell’s face on it, accompanied by the text “I love lamp”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Do you know the pain of finding the absolute perfect beach apartment, one that ticks every box, is on the cutest street with the perfect layout and so much natural light… and then the landlord calls you, after hyping it up ALL DAY, to say, “oh sorry I already approved someone”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Thoughts and prayers to my sister, oh my god

A text exchange that says “So I think awhile ago you told me I had to watch The Substance. I’m just now watching it but I took an edible not knowing what this was gunna be, sos.” The recipient responds “ALYSSA NOOOOO”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Everyone shut up and listen to my dad

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Being a Bears fan in Los Angeles 😭 God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers etc etc

A map of the US colored with red, blue and green. The text under reads: “Most of the country will get the Bears-Lions (red) game. The rest of the country will get Dolphins-Patriots (blue) and Cardinals-Rams (green) as part of FOX's late slate of games.”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I’m gunna throw up I’m actually gunna throw up

A photo of a football game on a TV. Green Bay Packers vs Chicago Bears, both with 16 points at 16 seconds left

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Not leaving my apartment for the entire month

A warmly lit living room with a small Christmas tree and a small white dog sitting on a couch

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Season 1: Barb S2: Bob S3: Alexi and (arguably) Billy S4: Chrissy and Eddie Anyway, RIP the inevitable sacrificial lamb of S5.

A screenshot of the character Derek from Stranger Things

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Over the past month or so, she’s finally started approaching them and letting them pet her and they are SO delighted every time. This story means nothing, I just think dogs and humans are really cute and sweet and we should talk to our neighbors more.

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Just found out about Vicks VapoRub

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Currently watching my dog-loving, “do the right thing” ahhhh dad watch Superman 😭

A still from Superman (2025) of Superman smiling

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Okay but is YOUR dog famous at the Burbank airport, to the point where the workers recognize her??

A small white dog laying on a green seat.

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

She is literally the cuddliest little cuddler in the world 😭

A small white dog cuddling against a leg

A small white dog with her belly up and tongue out

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I actually went and found this article. It’s interesting! hbr.org/2024/10/rese... Layoffs are usually bad business, a quick and lazy way to make shareholders happy at the cost of long-term harm. Put morals aside (jk I know you already have). It’s BAD BUSINESS. Be better at your jobs.

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Sorry I just remembered that a generation of young boys will grow up with a Superman who says being kind is punk rock

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

CHEETO DUST? Oh let’s go.

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Okay I’m playing it. Stop yelling at me! I’m playing it!

The title screen for Clair Obscur Expedition 33 on a television

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

She yearns for the tummy rubs

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Oh I’m gunna be obnoxious about this one

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Brief timeline cleanser courtesy of Harley (who, incidentally, is from Mexico)

A small white dog in a blue harass, sitting outside and looking up, while a human hand pets her

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

OH is that the best song in the entirety of Wicked, No Good Deed (argue with the wall), opening the Part 2 first trailer? YOU’RE MF RIGHT IT IS

A blurry image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc looking excited. The caption reads “(screlting) Fiyero!”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY WIFE

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

The only correct route for the now inevitable Lilo & Stitch live-action sequel

A still from a DisneyChannel.com Flash game that has a little yellow alien making a big sandwich

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

When a man has empathy, kindness and a nice coat

Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls biting her fight

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will —

Pedro Pascal wearing a shirt that says “protect the dolls”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

The way I need someone to reply with just this

A stock photo of a young man in a white shirt pointing at himself

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Huge shoutout to my neighbors’ extremely valid crashout for being the funniest thing I’ll see today

A piece of paper taped to a pole outside that says: “Dear neighbor, if your fire alarm has been beeping for weeks (or even months? — it’s time. Please for the love of god and all that is holy, replace the battery!! Or contact your landlord to replace it. We’re all losing our minds over here. It’s going to be a 9 volt — I will personally give you one if you need it but PLEASE!! Thanks so much, everyone who can hear it (which is basically ALL OF US). PS: here are several pictures below to help you on your journey (which is now OUR journey of the slow torture of hearing a beep every few minutes of the day. Let this inspire you.”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

When someone begs you for clout and career advice when they left you to the wolves and continues to associate with one of the worst excuses for entertainment journalism who was also horrible to you…

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Does anyone else think about this photo as much as I do

Sebastian Stan looking shocked and Chris Evans looking like a proud father posing with short Captain America and Winter Solider cosplayers as they kiss

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Has anyone done this yet. Is this anything

A still of Andor with Director Krennic telling Dedra “say it. Say the word”

A still of Edward in Twilight saying “say it. Out loud. Say it”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Chicagoans are so annoying, I love us so much

A screenshot of a text that says “Dad: Yeah, my boss just told me the new pope is a Bears fan. We’ll take any help we can get!”

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

They were testing the fire alarms in my building today, which makes Harley v nervous. When Harley gets nervous, she gets v clingy. Therefore, this is how I’ve been working all day.

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Believe it or not, I did not actually plan it this way, but after like 2-3 years, I spent my May the Fourth finally (finally!!!) finishing my first watch of The Clone Wars. Is… is that four-part finale the best Star Wars has ever been???

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi covering his mouth

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Brought my assistant to work at a cafe today, very helpful 👍

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I’ve not tried to order a Switch 2 yet… and I’m not sure I will anytime soon…

The meme of someone breaking their chains in front of a sunrise

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Alex Stedman @asted.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

It’s all happening. (Yes that is sweet potato pizza. Don’t come for me, it rules)

Sweet potato pizza on a plate with a glass of wine and Andor on in the background

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