astead @astead.bsky.social · 26/08/2025all these crumbs, and the fly in my office still managed to starve to death. that's natural selection at work. 000
astead @astead.bsky.social · 26/08/2025man I need to be taken off some of these lists, though I personally do think you should follow me for my political opinions 010
astead @astead.bsky.social · 14/04/2025guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting 010
astead @astead.bsky.social · 31/12/2024getting older as a young millennial means waking up one day with a sudden newfound love for corduroys 000
astead @astead.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I hope my 450+ politically active followers don't mind listening to my rambling. the number just keeps increasing, and that's kind of funny. 000
Reposted by asteadastead @astead.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working. 073
astead @astead.bsky.social · 05/12/2024do you guys ever stop drinking out of a certain water bottles because it goes ...stale somehow. Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted. 160
astead @astead.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I live in a capital city, and I can't find any restaurant offering Crab Rangoon on delivery. What a sick joke. 010
astead @astead.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I tried on some Carhartt overalls today at a second-hand store thinking they might suit me. It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though. 020
Reposted by asteadanna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 01/12/2024this is a satire page and the thing i’m satirizing is me 416511
Reposted by asteadNayahana 🔮 @nayahana.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Do you ever talk to someone & just knoooow their parents had to keep them on a leash as a kid? 111
astead @astead.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working. 073
astead @astead.bsky.social · 25/11/2024wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead 0100
astead @astead.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'm not saying the answer is communism, but what if it was 141
astead @astead.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I wonder how long I'll keep getting a steady stream of free followers, this is a true monkey's paw scenario because I'm seeing absolutely no engagement from any of them 010
astead @astead.bsky.social · 21/11/2024just a heads up to the 100+ recent media personalities and US politicians who's followed me today: I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want 040
astead @astead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024apparently I've taken the username of a local US reporter and all the people using that browser extension to transfer their followers over to bluesky ends up following me instead - wild 210
astead @astead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024scrolling the newski feed is wild sometimes. Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all no shame tho 010
astead @astead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Things I like, and would love to talk about. 🎮 DayZ 🎮 Call of Duty 🎮 Forza Horizon 5 🎮 Life is Strange 📀 Title Fight 📀 Now, Now 📀 Daughter 📀 Magdalena Bay 📀 Yung Lean 🎬 Silo 🎬 Arcane 🎬 The Boys 🎬 Chernobyl ✨ Photography ✨ Music production ✨ Servers/Computers ✨ Language learning 150
