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Asscheek Renaissance

@asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social
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Putting a pinch of granola in my lip like it’s dip. She/They, 29, Artist, Writer, Whore

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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s just how the cookie crumbles they say. Bitch add some fat to the dough. It doesn’t have to be this way.
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Orctober free me from this nightmare
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fishmechs.bsky.social @fishmechs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
digital drawing of appletun from pokemon. it is standing in a standard pose with a few stars decorating around it. the background is an off white.
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The strange effect of having a micromanager for a boss for years and then that boss suddenly being Gone (died) is feeling like I’m breaking the rules for scheduling an appointment within my own sphere of jurisdiction. I know that woman is up there shaking her head disapprovingly, sorry queen.
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spitecanberry @spitecanberry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How i learned to stop worrying and love the sweet potato
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Do you feel that, the change in the air? GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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Wolf @wolfdetergent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Smoke
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spitecanberry @spitecanberry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I make art because im evil and people should hate me
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its so cold in my office i feel like bob cratchit
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
live the life youve always dreamed of
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/09/2026
The bald eagle struggling is so on point 😭
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NOBUDDEE IN DA HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER BUILT A SINGLE THING BY SAYING "ME CAN'T." "ME CAN'T" AM NOT A FACT. IS A GUESS. AND IS USUALLY A GUESS YOUS LEARNED FROM SOMEBUDDEE WHO NEVER BELIEVED IN YOUS IN DA FIRST PLACE. TRY IT. BE BAD AT IT. TRY IT AGAIN. DAT HOW EVREE PEON LEARNED WHAT DEY KNOW.
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pH testing the werewolf @depotagents.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This post is so good i can’t stop thinking about it
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy belated national wife day to @spitecanberry.bsky.social
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 20/09/2026
A real friend never asks you to hide your colors🌈 Some eyes see only two genders, but kind hearts see more. Closed minds and harsh words cannot put out your light. Shine in the way you were born to shine. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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LavenderMoths @lavendermoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
draw more fat girls. not just for fetish stuff or pinups. just draw them existing. draw them happy, or sad, or angry, or just hanging out and having a nice time. draw them with different proportions. be earnest in your love for them. the fat girls in your life will see it and appreciate it
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
REAL ORC WARRIOR DADS LET DEY LEETLE GIRLS BRAID DEY TOPKNOT, SHARPEN DEY AXE AND NAME IT “PRINCESS BUTTERSCOTCH”.
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/09/2026
LGBT souls exist🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No special permission is needed. Not understanding is no right to harm. Show courtesy, then step back. They want ordinary human things: laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose. To trans families — let’s keep smiling. Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOU IS TRANS? GOOD. YOUS EARNED DAT NAME. DAT MORE DEN MOST PEEPLES CAN SAY. HORDE DON’T ASK WHO YOUS WAS. HORDE ASK WHAT YOUS BRING. TRANS RIGHTS—FOR DA HORDE!
HORDE SYMBOL IN TRANS FLAG COLORS ON BLACK BACKGROUND.
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I gotta get a hair cut im starting to look like the french child from liberty’s kids
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me: what do you MEAN its only monday Me: I mean, what a gift it is to experience the passage of time as it come week by week. Let’s rest in the satisfaction of another day completed. Sasuke Uchiha: you know i really cant fucking stand you
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THUNK NOTICE PEEPLES GETTING REAL COMFORTABLE BEING AWFUL TA EACH OTHER LATELY. LIKE IS A SPORT NOW. LIKE DERE PRIZES FOR IT. FRIENDS, CRUELTY NOT A PERSONALITY. IS JUST A HABIT. AND HABITS CAN BE PUT DOWN. YOUS BEEN MEAN LATELY? OKEE. STOP. DAT ALL IT TAKE. JUST STOP AND DO BETTER TOMORROW.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In the history books they will assume sarah and i were secret gay lovers and the funniest part will be that whatever is going on with us at any given moment is so much gayer and weirder than that
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spitecanberry @spitecanberry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did you know we have matching twilight abstinence banners
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spitecanberry @spitecanberry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i never want to correct people that alena isnt my wife nor of any romantic attachment to me because its funnier to have people assume such. This is a service i am happy to provide. And also she is my beautiful wife
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wonder if anyone else on this flight is into warhammer
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
((Ooh. New sticky-note pad.) (Let’s break it in with a truly stupid little doodle!)
((A sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon sitting at Lucy’s Psychiatrist Stand, labeled “EMOSHUNAL SUPPORT PEON” above “DA PEON IS” with a paper taped to the front reading “IN”. A crude stool sits nearby.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
ELFS TOO UNIFIED FOR YOUS? TROLL IDENTITY NOT HITTING RIGHT NO MORES? WELL DO THUNK HAVE A DEAL FOR YOUS—WHAT IF THUNK TOLD YOUS DERE WAS A WHOLE RACE ON AZEROTH DAT NOBUDDEE CARED ABOUT DAT YOUS COULD TIE YOU ENTIRE OVERTHINKING FANDOM BRAIN TO? DAT’S RIGHT THUNK TALKING BOUT ✨ ✨ ✨✨ORCS✨✨ ✨ ✨
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hardest image ever posted on a Wednesday at 10am.
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My life has become a parade of vexatious elves
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THUNK KNOW WURLD FEEL SO BIG AND SCARY RIGHT NOW! LIKE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE ALL AT ONCE! HERE WHAT HELP THUNK—MAKE WURLD SMALLER! DON’T TRY TA TAKEN ON WHOLE PLANET! JUST FOCUS ON WHAT IN FRONT OF YOU TODAY! YOUS NOT TAKING ON DA WHOLE WURLD—YOUS JUST IN ONE ZONE OF IT AND IT’S JUST ITS OWN THING.
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MyAnimeList @myanimelist.net · 04/07/2026
News: Dungeon Meshi Season 2 reveals super teaser visual, October 2027 premiere on Netflix #MALatAX #ダンジョン飯 listani.me/dungeonmeshi...
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Google give me humoral medicine techniques to deal with the aftermath of a tubing mistake
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HEY. YOUS. THUNK TALKING TO YOUS. YOU IS GOOD PERSON. NOT CUZ YOU PERFECT! NOT CUZ YOU NEVER MESS UP! BUT CUZ YOU TRYING! CUZ YOU CARE! CUZ YOU STILL HERE DOING YOU BEST EVEN WHEN IT HARD! BAD PEEPLES NO WORRY BOUT BEING GOOD! FACT DAT YOU EVEN WONDER MEAN YOU IS ALREADY BETTER DEN YOUS THINK!
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sometimes an orange tastes like hair spray and that’s just how the coochie crumbles, as they say
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Tasha @natadenome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
People be like "piracy is stealing :(" as the company they bought their things from breaks into their house, fucks their wife, and downloads their car
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Asscheek Renaissance @asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*throws down a crisp white glove* That’s IT. No more Mister Brightside.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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