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@ass.golf
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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie

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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 57m
lmfao
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 19h
just got a "we noticed a new login to your X account" spam message. motherfucker I left when it was still TWITTER
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X. It’s what’s happening
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 23h
his main problem is he is frank cho
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
the last thing u see before u die (if u r a dog treat)
ollie collie
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
that seems to be a common experience the last few years. The Algorithm is evil
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
okay I'm done taylorposting
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
travis listening to Cleveland like
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Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
"everybody hates me and thinks I suck ass but it doesn't matter because A MAN loves me" oof
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
the swifties should start a petition to get taylor to stop writing songs and go to therapy instead
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 28/09/2026
Bloodborne ass
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 28/09/2026
Kendra you need to play the new fire emblem
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 28/09/2026
Finally got home, 4 hours later than we were supposed to. Fuck you Donald
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 27/09/2026
Air Force one made us miss our connection to go home 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 26/09/2026
As an American, I [starts sobbing uncontrollably]
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 26/09/2026
ANGEL APPEARING IN A BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHT, A TORRENT OF GOLDEN WINGS AND BURNING EYES: be not afraid! Unless there’s contraband in your purse
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 26/09/2026
*squinting at a discarded pastry wrapper* are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
I find this offensive
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
But Julia they said no offense that means you’re not allowed to be offended!!
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
The idiot
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
No brain only fight
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
I agree
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
Hagfishmaxxing
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
He’s perfect
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/09/2026
Hard to say…
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 24/09/2026
I have to be social this weekend but all I want to do is burn through this book as fast as possible.
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 24/09/2026
New China Mieville is insane
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 23/09/2026
Guy at the barbershop has a thick newfie accent and it’s delightful
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 23/09/2026
semper cardigan
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 23/09/2026
bloodborne is mostly sad monster dogs iirc
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
your country's bird game makes north america look like a joke
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
bloodborne ass
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
can't yell at an oil executive so gotta yell at an internet cartoonist
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 22/09/2026
Today is the last day!!!
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
yeah it's wild! Mine really helped...until one surgeon repositioned it "because it was in the wrong place" and made it worse
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
next time I open it I'm gonna get fed a video from some girl who started a webcomic and developed a drinking problem
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
the instagram algorithm double-tapped me with back to back videos from a girl who got hand surgery after accidentally stabbing herself, and then a different girl who got replacement middle ear bones because hers stopped working
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
got my first "hey check out my new comic! it's done entirely by AI!" email. grim!
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
ollie is depressed because it's a tuesday but he isn't going to daycare. little does he know that we're travelling this weekend so he's gonna be there for five days straight
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
grok mistranslated a vtuber's post and it is destroying me
lol
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
that's one of the stupidest complaints I've seen in a while! fuck 'em
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
boy did I find THAT out the hard way
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
it makes sense. goblins only got one hole down there
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
more like boof goblin. because the goblin goes up your ass
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 21/09/2026
a couple weekends ago we stayed out until like 1am. it took days to recover
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 21/09/2026
[consulting the runes and sigils] discourse's gonna be bad this winter
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 21/09/2026
one of my wife's coworkers is about our age and still goes out raving on a regular basis and I'm like, how
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 21/09/2026
about to drop a sick dj set
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