Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 1hGreatest living Latin American statesman losing against the like 15th generic Zionist US puppet of the region I think I give up on democracy 130
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 7hTiny people being teased by vampire girls who could skewer them with their fangs 3227
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Malfoid is a great trend. It really makes me wish Harry Potter was about an all-girls school, so that the main girl could have a rivalry with a bratty British blonde. An all-girls school for little witches instead of wizards. An Academia, if you will. 2100
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Girls should be allowed to grow civilisations on their bodies as a hobby 1266
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finished my budgeting and had some to spare today and suddenly sushi seemed very tantalising. Sushi pa la weona. 030
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Absolutely litmogged by my current read vs. my wife’s last read. 160
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Elves who lost the war to shrink all of humanity and ended up shrunken themselves. Elf who goes from a princess renowned worldwide for her beauty and intelligence to a hand-me-down that has overseen generations of human failgirls. 54514
Reposted by Aspen!🔞 Ed'N'Em 🔞 @ednem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026CW : Clothes Entrapment It's not obvious at first glance but Ed' is very religious ... he is a man of the cloth ... and boy does he worship. #SizeSky 8831171
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Great Khan: white man, I have united All Under Heaven, I am the Scourge of God. Yet, I have been told that I struggle with “basic media analysis,” and that your people excel at it. Explain. Video essayist: holy guacamole what an exposition dump. 190
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All my hobbies are getting killed by AI, age verification, and hyper consumerism but they’ll NEVER get masturbating in the shower 0153
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Giantess in an ASMR audio: awww, squirm all you want little one~ you’re mine now… I’ll take care of you… feed you… cuddle you to sleep… you don’t have to care about anything… at all… Sigmund Freud: this is quite fascinating 3285
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Playing RE2R during September 30th is insane and I just realised that lmao 150
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dad: are you winning son? Son (25(unemployed(GNC(currently playing with people he shrank)))): DAD for the last time KNOCK don’t you see I’m MOGGING my OPPS!? 1111
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am going through each text for the exam one by one and every so often one will be an entire book and I glance at the pdf word count and sigh in relief because it’s only 140 pages and then I notice they’re the scans of an open book so that means 280 in total 020
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You go to college once and you start to get why people believed in spontaneous generation theory like there’s just no way so many girls have MacBooks and drink lattes 060
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These guys will be like “can’t wait to have my little place on a beautiful model train diorama!” buddy I don’t know how to break it to you… 0110
Reposted by Aspen!Bones, Motion-Activated Goshing Decoration @bonesrambles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know, game. We are playing the boy. You don't have to rub it in. 37119
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The pandemic forced everyone to become terminally online for a few years and the result is that the guy who called you slurs for reading manga in high school now has a One Piece pfp and shares JJK edits on his instagram stories. 280
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I DONT WANT TO STUDY FOR MY MASTERS EXAM I WANT TO MASTURBATE TO GIANTESS PORN 090
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lk scary how openly the US is intervening in Latin America these days. When Venezuela got couped and the large response even from American leftists was like “what are we supposed to do?” I knew that it was kinda over for us. 031
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You shrink and the gentlest girl you know finds you. Problem is that she was the one who shrank you. Well not really, the demon possesing her did. Botched ritual stuff, she takes over every now and wanted to eat you. You're lucky they got an agreement to keep you as a pet. 1232
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tried to pull Castoria and got you what a cruel mockery 110
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friend was asked to stop using anglicisms for a moment because every fifth word he says is in English and some minutes later he pulls a soyjak meme and calls it “El Soyero” 080
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Learning that Cormac McCarthy had a gentle, soft spoken voice and did not in fact sound like I imagine Judge Holden sounds in my head 020
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bro you and the other test subjects haven’t even realised you’ve been shrunk to an infinitesimal size and transported to a Petri dish civilisation. Me and some baddies in lab coats have been passing the microscope around like a bong and laughing when you hit the glass wall. 1102
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026SBR opening: well the music will take a bit to get used to but the animation work here is absolutely insane SBR ending: 140
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shrinking you and throwing you in my little maze where you have to complete different little puzzles and every time you do I go “great job!” and gift you a peanut 2261
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Very very very very tempted to buy and mastering the mechanics of that dress making game just to show everyone the dresses I imagine my characters wearing 040
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A trick of fantasy worldbuilding is adding diacritics to a word to make it sound more exotic and in some cases elegant. A trick that sadly only works for English, the only boring language that uses the Latin script and doesn't regularily use diacritics. 120
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you say pretty please I might post a pic of the inside of my shoes for you all dear little gay people 060
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These three are all in my computer waiting to ruin my life like the Sword of Damocles. One day I would have to get to them eventually. Leaving it up to fate now. 120
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mom was right, all I needed to do was walk 10k steps, lift some weights and keep the phone down. Anyways, my shoes are a steamy moist cave now and you should go live in them. 0104
Reposted by Aspen!textingEdits @textingedits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A4KOMA 002 There really are just so many DnD podcasts out there, huh? Tough competition. 14112
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Massachusetts lesbian bar saga is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read. Just incredible stuff. 281
Aspen! @aspenwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Life ever since I learnt how to bypass online newspaper’s paywalls 1150