Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If the person who buys the CERTIFIED GAY Sticker Edition is out there, please message me! I need to know the fate of this copy. 0539
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My favorite thing about fall coming in on the north Oregon coast is the first heavy rain on my metal roof in the morning. There's something about waking up to that beautiful rattle that lets me know cooler weather is here to stay for a while. 110
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainYour Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 02/09/20261/ Fall 2026 vaccines for flu, RSV, and Covid-19 are here, and they remain available at no cost. Keeping track of them all isn’t easy, so I put together the what, who, and when for each, informed by the most up-to-date science and policy. Let's get into it 👇 314063
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Show a book you would love to see a movie adaptation of. (No one is surprised at my pick!) 001
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainBilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If your air is visibly poison, please consider wearing an n95 or better. The collapse of healthcare and rise of fascism is a real bad time to get sick or disabled. Please also consider donating to mask blocs in affected areas so more people can access protection. Give/get mask mutual aid:maskbloc.orgWorldwide Mask Bloc Directory – Find your local Mask BlocMaskBloc.org lists active Mask Blocs around the world. Free high-quality masks, COVID-19 tests and other equipment for your community. Mutual Aid & We Keep Us Safe. 2280195
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible" Cabbie falls in love with girl from out of town.static.klipy.comFifth Element: Leeloo's MultipassAlt: Bruce Willis and Mila Jovovich as their characters Corben Dallas and Leeloo from the movie the Fifth Element. Leeloo is holding up her multipass and mouthing "Leeloo Dallas Multipass" and Corben is giving her a baffled but amused smile as he glances at her. 010
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The best thing I got in my mail yesterday was a copy of @wiswell.bsky.social's new book, "The Dragon Has Some Complaints"! I was lucky enough to read an advance copy on Netgalley, and I can't wait to tuck into the finished polished piece. Have a meme I made about this wonderful story! 1202
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Genuinely delighted I still have this picrew from lockdown saved for this occasion! 040
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I now fervently believe this. Relatedly, I think celebrating good news and embracing joy are equally radical. You have to remember what you’re fighting for. We cannot sustainably organize around sorrow. 8165811923
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Honestly, can't say enough good things about a computer room experience. Got mine set up and back in action this weekend. Didn't realize how great a large screen, good quality speakers, and the ability to walk away from the internet was going to be. 020
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It is a very weird experience having my life do an abrupt 180 from "Everything is happening so much! 😬☹️🫠" to "Everything is happening so much! 🥰😄🤗" Going to be a crazy summer in a very positive way. 030
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Happy Pride to folx who are afraid of heights but their partners love tall things, and they like following their partners places and oh god oh god oh god 2454
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainMya Byrne, Rhinestone Tomboy @rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Just a reminder that if you’re a living queer over ~40, you’re a freaking survivor, no matter when you came out. We are now, many of us, well past the ages so many of our fallen ancestors weren’t able to reach. Ageism has no place in queer liberation or feminism. Stamp it out. 2594206
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If I ever need an author photo, I'm using this one. Never seen a picture that captured my whole vibe so well. 😊 040
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching Iron Lung. Love a movie where grime is a major part of the supporting cast! 010
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"hey jirt" i'm wheezing 231031
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026As of Episode 8, Patricia is the entire reason to watch Widow's Bay. Give her six seasons and a movie. 110
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"Hm, I wonder if my hair is still curly..." I ask myself after a month of blowing it out and straightening it. 😅 020
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Can confirm, I love fiction with dragons! And dragon adjacent characters, wizards who name themselves after dragons, dragons who have complaints... 010
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/06/2026Cats have really had night time zoomies since forever 05813
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026One of my favorite queer businesses @nerdykeppie.bsky.social made an awesome t-shirt that I believe was inspired by this! I love all their stuff. (Coincidentally, they're having a great sale on t-shirts right now so you know. Support your local quality queerwear.) nerdykeppie.com/collections/...nerdykeppie.com"That's ... To You" Unisex Cotton Rainbow Gay Pride Tee ShirtPlease allow up to 3 weeks for delivery of this made-to-order item. Your gay pride is perfect for any occasion, durably applied to your new favorite tee! Our "That's ... To You" cotton tee shirt, avai... 1158
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026"Be kind, everyone is fighting a battle you don't know about-" WRONG. As someone who's emotional load bearing Georg for their friend group, I'm aware of complex details of obscure battles that at least 6 of my friends are fighting on the daily that would kill you dead. 020
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Got to do a pride display at work today- some are my favorite picks, some are my coworker's choices! 061
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainGM Joe had a great time PGX @gmjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When you've made up your mind to shout out who you are to the world, it's a relief to know you can do it in a whisper. Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay 0274
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainKieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈 100166467234
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Sometimes a good pun helps with everything. 030
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves 581783180
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Had a great time talking with Renan about The Dragon Has Some Complaints, as well as the fraught concept of "monstrosity." Along the way, I couldn't help by gush about @gen-dimova.bsky.social and @breebird33.bsky.social. 2166
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It's a small grump in the grand scheme of things, but google is unreliable on a laughable scale now and every single other weather website I go to for forecasts now feels functionally unusable. Where do you get your (non-hallucinated) weather forecasts from, US-based internet friends? 000
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026the only voice UI that I am interested in is an app for road/rail trips that listens for when you say "cows!" and increments the cows counter by 1 412512
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/05/2026Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire 12151409
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is better motivation for me to consider getting my PhD than any pressure my mother has ever put on me. 😂🥰 171
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainBlushie II🔞🏳️🌈🐺🌱🔪 @blushnik.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Block this shit if you haven't already 7728902437
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint, post your most recent cat picture: Smidgen is not a model, the camera just went off. 040
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Oh I am so ready for capybara summer, time to grab all my printed button up shirts out of my closet... 010
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I know there's not one specific way to look like a librarian, but I really feel like I nailed it today. 161
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If I'm giving my brain a rest and re-reading a favorite junior fiction series, do I count each book in my books read total, count the entire series as one book (~60 pages per book for 6 books) or just treat it as a bonus and note that I read them but not "count" them on my yearly reads list? 🤔 100
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Finished T. Kingfisher's Nine Goblins. Took me forever because pneumonia is a bastard that doesn't respect reading time, but I'm so glad I picked it up! So cute and funny, highly recommend reading this when your morale needs a boost. 010
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Can confirm that Nicholas is a brilliant, funny, creative person and a very hard worker. 1000% recommend hiring this guy. 120
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Painted a pair of barefoot shoes I don't wear very much and OH NO I LOVE THEM NOW. 120
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Storygraph users! This is my very professional post promoting the very professional giveaway for my real book for adults about a deranged dragon whose heads can’t stop arguing with each other. Damn it, I was almost normal for a whole sentence. Anyway! Here is a giveaway!app.thestorygraph.comdawbooks's giveaway for The Dragon Has Some Complaints on The StoryGraphWe're giving away 10 advanced copies of The Dragon Has Some Complaints by John Wiswell, Nebula... 211251
Reposted by Aspen, Otter ChaplainJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Hey internet! You know how you love to be mad? Well now is a great time to put that skill to use and contact the FCC. 3817664
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Overheard at the library: Loud sirens suddenly go by. Little kid playing with the toys looks up. "Big sirens!" Kid's mom nods and says thoughtfully, "Yeah, there are probably a lot of people going to help with something." Little kid: "Sirens means hope." And goes back to playing. 140
Aspen, Otter Chaplain @aspenonthecoast.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Cool Mint, Cinnamon, Wintergreen, Citrus, Bubble Gum, and Original. 120
