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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 11h
"Open Era" translates roughly to "throw people into dangerous BS obstacles and see if we can injure them." WTF, Jeff? #survivor51 #survivor
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Driving Failarmy
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Those 2 guys just continuing to yap away while everyone else has side conversations and ignores them...such main character energy. Men are safe, so why should they pay attention to what is happening around them when they can continue to ramble on about how important they are? #survivor #survivor51
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you go on Survivor, never forget that it is a requirement that you must not be yourself if you are deemed different, and you must always react to things the way some guy decides you should be reacting. #survivor #Survivor51
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Shea Whitney: My Way Is Right, Your Way Is Wrong
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#survivor #survivor51
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"No one hates and insults the fans of their show more than BB" Jeff: hold my beer #survivor51
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sheesh. First, it was "Melody is a flop because she hAsN't wOn anything. What a useless girl." *wins back-to-back comps and takes out the biggest threat that would have comped out to the end* "Omg, her HOH was a flop! What a disaster. Oh, and BTW, Drew is dumb too." This app is wild. #bb28
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Big Brother Bb14
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Way to go Melody! #bb28
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Suck It Psych
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
...do they think Julie makes the decision or something? #bb28
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Will Smith's Fresh Prince Pick-Up Line
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Way to go Melody! #bb28
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Suck It Psych
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So sick of this "win something" BS. It's gross. #bb28
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Chandler Bing Yells 'Shut Up!'
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Another episode, another woman for Nelson to be a condescending, toxic dick to. #thechallenge
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Elizabeth Banks & John Michael Higgins in Pitch Perfect
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Lisa Solem (she/her) @lisadanger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cast more atheists #BB28
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Dexter Idk
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This edit is hilarious #bb28
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Jake Gyllenhaal Does Finger Guns
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ohhhh, Devens, buddy, don't gaslight and scold Angela for her 100% correct read. #bb28
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Gross Yuck
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh, F you, Nelson. Tell that shit to Cory, not Izzy. #Thechallenge
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Veronica Lodge: I beg your misogynistic pardon?
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#bb28
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These cameras, eating it up with the closeups... #bb28
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Michael Scott's Blank Sad Stare from The Office
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thog. #bb28
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Britney Spears' Confused Stare
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lol, Melody seeing right through Lyric and not taking her shit. #bb28
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Bitch Please
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes, queen. #bb28
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It'S A Dream Dee Valladares
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm thinking about how we had time to see Christian %!$@ his pants, the H & I bros peacock around or spout haikus, and the Cut-From-the-Cloth women gush over JY, but Tiff - who played an incredible game - was basically invisible for several eps. The Open Era should have new editors. #survivor
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Survivor Jeff Probst: Here We Go Again
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Jeff on live TV. #survivor50 #survivor
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Now THAT'S the way AFP should work. #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Jury MVPs: Tiff, Dee and Cirie. "Is that a question, or...?" "Joetation" 😆 #survivor50
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Kid in Toy Car: Let's Go Bullish!
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ugh these ladies stumping for this man. Not redeeming yourself, Chrissy. Not surprising anyone, Steph. #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This should be a given, but then I remember Gabler and feel a bit sick. #survivor50
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Worried Kermit The Frog
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me: Who is Rizzo gonna vote for? Wife: whoever Cirie tells him to #survivor50
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can't believe the producers didn't cut the feed. #survivor50
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Jamie Lee Curtis: This Is Live, Happening Right Now
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wowwwwww Jeff #survivor50
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Jason Bateman's Oh Shit Reaction
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We don't believe you Jeff. No one likes fire except you. And Ben. #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is the moment that Aubry saved the season. #survivor #survivor50
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Woman Kicks Man, Says 'Boy Bye'
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Why isn't Jonathan's hand behind his back like everyone else's? #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ah, yes, Stephenie. A role model. Of bigotry. #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is going to come down to those 3 freaking boys, isn't it? Because this season is this season. #survivor #survivor50 This season:
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Craignotcreg: Another Day in Hell Meme
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lots of terrible things about this season, but maybe the worst is that we had to be subjected to Joe EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. #survivor #survivor50
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Dorothy's Expressive Blink
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rizz saying Cirie was blindsided. #survivor50 #survivor
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Rolling Eyes Dog Reaction
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Same question as every week: why is it never Jonathan's or Joe's name that is being talked about? Oh, but no, it has to be one of the two women. #survivor50
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Why David Rose Is Shocked
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Soooooo...two in ONE EP?? At least he is bad at this one and made the same mistake. #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why...are they helping them? #survivor #survivor50
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David Corenswet as Clark Kent: Superman Legacy Reaction
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Seems like I can just repost this every week. #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Did we really need to spend that much time watching all that just for Pouty to win? #survivor50
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David Rose (Dan Levy) on a Big Waste of Time
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is this season just basically challenges that Joe has done before? #survivor #survivor50
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David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Listening to all the cocky, I'm-running-the-game words from Jonathan gives me hope that this will be the night he goes. #survivor #survivor50
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Alexis Rose Schitts Creek
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
1.25 hours ago... Me: Ozzy is talking a lot about playing his idol. That means he won't. [Also, what in the world are you holding onto it for?] [Also again, don't apologize to him, Aubry. It's his own fault]. #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is so ridiculous. Yet another queen taken out by a stupid twist. Glad Cirie did it, but the collateral damage is brutal. #survivor #survivor50
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Phoebe Buffay: Stop The Madness!
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I just can't stop randomly saying "goddddd these boys can't be away from her FOR 2 SECONDS!" #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ozzy, tanking Cirie from an entirely different beach. #survivor #survivor50
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Frustrated
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ozzy, #survivor #survivor50
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The Dude Asks: What Are You Doing?
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Twist" "You have no idea what's coming" Oh god, you're gonna screw Cirie again, aren't you? #survivor #survivor50
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Alyssa @asmith6.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"500 Hypocrisy Hill." She's the best. #survivor #survivor50
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