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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I have not listened to the new Taylor swift but I have listened to a lot of people talk about it and last night I had a dream that one of the lyrics in the Travis Kelce penis song was “his south will rise again”

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Probably going to ignore it but tempted to respond with "ok" or a link to a Google search for therapists

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Why my shitty abusive ex send me a 4 am email about how much his life sucks lol (broke up in 2016 btw!)

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Italian Yo Gotti cover artist named SpoGhotti

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

What's the point of having an online appointment request form if you're still going to make me CALL you to make the appointment 🥲

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Really fucks me up every time I remember dry cleaning involves liquids

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Going back to my roots (eating a veggie burger that's actually made of veggies)

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Have authors always used the word "sluicing" constantly I just never noticed until now? I swear I had never heard it before in my life until I got back into reading a couple years ago. Gross word tbh.

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I think this one is my favorite so far, hazelnut is also good

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Either the Republican lady i work with is *slightly* less evil than i thought, or she did not realize my hat said "queer all year" when she told me it was "sooo cuuute"

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Is anyone else going through that cycle of trying to put more effort into your appearance but then you have a breakdown from looking at yourself in the mirror too long so you stop putting in effort so you hate how you look and then it starts all over again Or do I just have a lot to work through

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

February 10x10 if u even care btw

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

No hate but why is every red haired woman named Molly

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Crumbl cookies are so unbelievably mid. Like grocery store cookies. Why did the world lie to me

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The only good thing the federal govt is doing right now is curing my imposter syndrome. The absolute stupidest, ugliest, most useless people are at the top of the world somehow? Maybe I'm capable of more than I thought after all.

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I hate to say it but the version of Please Please Please with Dolly Parton is kind of not good

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

What does it mean when Spotify says hey here's some Japanese punk for you and then plays songs from every Jeff Rosenstock project

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I can't lie besties I for sure thought Steve Bannon was dead

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

What's the best brand of ketchup? I don't eat it but I keep wanting to make recipes that call for it. Or is it easy to make at home? Pls I just want some sweet and sour tofu.

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Chloe Cherry more like Chloe Scary bc she creeps me tf out

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

If there's free food at work and I know there's more than like 5 people in the office I'm not going anywhere near that shit

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Sorry to communists but potlucks and buffets make my skin crawl. Communal foods should be illegal. I'd rather starve.

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

My greatest fear is making fun of other people's midwest accents too much and ending up just talking like that for real

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Queer little baristas complimenting my outfits is like drugs to me. Always chasing that high.

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

We don't talk enough about how a good portion of cold winters involves being sweaty and overheated and miserable

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Also just found out I've been getting stuff from b*bylon b** which has been going straight to spam luckily but?? Leave me alone you freaks

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Not to be a conspiracy theorist but why have I gotten newsletters from *TWO* far right far garbage news sites that I def did not sign up for today. Who acquired a bunch of email addresses to sign people up for these

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Never realized until today that an embarrassing amount of my regular vocabulary is from Scott Pilgrim

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Maybe I'm just stupid, but if all the working people are sick and starving and dying etc, wouldn't that make having untold riches kind of pointless. Like what are you gonna spend it on if there's no one left to make things or serve you or whatever. Idk.

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Zandek @snugasabugbear.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Feels like the only reason I'm not panicking all the time is everything happening is so stupid and absurd my brain can't comprehend that it's real life

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Just remembered this post i saw a while back that was like "[popular YA author] only writes YA so they can manipulate young girls" with the implication being that you should only write for your own age group and gender. So when do we start getting published infant authors

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Honestly pretty fucked up that I want to give Trader Joe's my money but they won't let me bc they can't stop being anti-union

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Watching basketball and knitting, and I also made the best matcha latte I've ever had

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Follow me on MyAnimeList for more milquetoast takes!

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Sakamoto Days very cute so far!

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Spotify made me listen to boygenius and Ethel Cain all morning and now i am so sad i feel sick lol

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

How to convince my brain that boring repetitive daily tasks are not actual literal torture

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I can really feel how much she wanted to use the R word here

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The horrors persist but at least I have cookie dough chilling in the fridge

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I mean they haven't posted or commented much in the past few years so maybe they've changed since then but me personally, I would def try to erase that part of my digital footprint if I changed later on 🤷‍♀️

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

One of my coworkers keeps mentioning things they see on reddit so being the nosy freak I am I had to find their account and I've learned they apparently really hate fat people so good thing I already didn't like them that much I guess lmao

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🤏🐙 @asmalloctopus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Grocery shopping akin to therapy gf / Grocery shopping akin to being shipped off to war bf

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