Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So anywho. Started my day off peacefully, started baking some cookies, and then my hot water pipe exploded. 🙃 if it’s not one thing, it’s another and i truly do not have the money to move or deal with this. 110
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I randomly grabbed a lottery ticket yesterday and 5 of the 6 numbers were off by one digit 🙃 hopefully parallel universe self got the winning one 040
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’ve come to realize this is basically me as soon as I get done work every day 🙃static.klipy.comLady Tremaine & Lucifer's MoodALT: Lady Tremaine & Lucifer's Mood 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 22/08/2026On the bright side, I lost a bunch of weight. On the downside, all of my work clothes are now at least a size too big 🙃 040
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I thought my outfit for work yesterday was kinda cute for the hot humid weather. And then I realized I was cosplaying Laura Dern in Jurassic park 050
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Apologies in advance for the thirst trap, but I need to get myself back in the gym. Losing weight was half the battle, now I need to add some muscle 😅 090
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I can’t find the gif from heated rivalry but I did the thing last night where I kissed a guy and then made him spit in my hand and yall. Phew 040
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I finally weighed myself yesterday and Im at 176 which makes it 40 pounds down. 🥹 1110
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Someone referred to me as ”their trusted adult” tonight at work and I was like no absolutely not I didn’t sign up for that, and then someone else fixed the problem. So we’re gonna call that management 030
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Over the last few months I’ve lost 35lbs and I didn’t really notice the change until today. Not mad about it, but now I just need motivation for the gym 2502
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Springing forward after I bartended 13 hours for a Saint Patrick’s day parade is homophobic 030
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 06/03/2026This is basically spot on, but not a top very often (ever). 🫠https://uquiz.com/quiz/D0c6D2/are-you-submissive-and-breedable-nsfw 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 23/02/202620 inches of snow is absolutely gorgeous but also so hard to clear. Kind of amazing how much we got tho 030
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My town got the most snow out of the blizzard, around 20 inches. So this is my view possibly for most of the week and I’m not mad about it. 160
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 21/02/2026On Tuesday, I bottomed for the first time in like 5 months and then a friend and I got food poisoning on Wednesday so uh yeah, I haven't really eaten in three days and worked 14 hours today. 2026 me is thriving y'all.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her handsALT: a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands 010
Reposted by Jeffrey☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed 241953596
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Just watched a woman throw like 3 solid haymakers to a guys face after he said the n word, refused to apologize, and called her a crazy bitch. It was the most beautiful instant karma I've ever seen. 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I got princess treatment today; asked two military neighbors if I could borrow one of their shovels to get my car out. They shoveled for me, pushed my car out, and cleared the whole spot 🥹 030
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 25/01/2026An interesting record find at goodwill since we are literally entering the age of Aquarius 😌 120
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Anywho enough about crippling depression, here’s my kitty cat sleeping like a sweet lil angel baby 050
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Anyone else feel like their depression is kicking into overdrive with everything going on and also life? now even when I get a small win I’m like 🤷🏻♂️ 150
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 10/01/2026the only heated rival I have at the moment 😅 (I’m making pizzelles for my mom and work) 120
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I hate people who say oh just cut back to save money, that’s hard to do when something as essential as rent has gone up almost $500 in just 3 years. I hate this timeline sometimes 🙂 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I swear to god if this week does not end right now I’m gonna lose my mind 🙃 140
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I need insight into a work secret Santa, it's a $25 limit and I'm debating buying a 20lb bag of rice and wrapping it up. It's big, people will be curious, it's kinda random, but also super useful. 010
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 28/11/2025My brother in law is so straight it's hilarious. He comes into the kitchen yesterday and just says "Hey! Any friends?" I stare at him, he stares at me. He goes ya know are you bringing a friend? I was like OH no, Im single. 120
Reposted by JeffreyJoey the Jack o’Lantern 🎃 @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem 227485
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Just have to prep my biscuits and get everything packed up, and Thanksgiving will be off to the races. I love a whole day centered on food, even if it involves me doing turkey surgery with scissors and a butcher knife. 010
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I need a man with a hairy chest to fall asleep next to me, mild snoring permitted, bonus points if you're a good big spoon 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 19/11/2025holy moly, down like 25lbs from my heaviest. Twink era incoming 010
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 13/11/2025lol at my neighbor/fwb moving across the country and then posting about all the baddies and babes that live near him. My man, just give it up you are not straight 😂 010
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I'm guessing the house didn't murder them and I don't have to clean it up I don't see why not? Most houses over like 50 years old had probably had someone pass away in it 000
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I really don’t understand threads bc it’s just a bunch of mid str8 dudes trying to be horny influencers and its like no wonder you're 42 and a single dad with limited custody 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Guys, I got my entire costume for $20 and it fits perfectly. The spooky gods said you need to look fire this halloween 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Omg guys. I got a carrot with a cock. I’m dying laughing 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I'm not saying I went viral, but the comment I made on someone's instagram post got 3,300 likes so I'm basically a celebrity now 030
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I called out an onlyfans creator for gaybaiting his audience and his response? "But I've rode a dildo!"media.tenor.coma woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face .ALT: a woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face . 110
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 20/10/2025This actually made me chuckle out loud, like yes we're completely doomed but the continued incompetency is almost a bit at this point 000
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Oof, just realized my annual tradition of watching The Family Stone at Christmas is going to involve a LOT more crying 010
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 10/10/2025And off to the rehearsal dinner with very wrinkly pants, didn’t realize there was no dryer but we’ll survive 0151
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I swear if I get stranded at the wedding by this Nor' Easter I'm just gonna walk into the ocean. 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 07/10/2025lmao I just got laid off from my second job at the worst possible time 🙃 not hot enough for an onlyfans, might just drop my venmo 100
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 24/09/2025If the rapture does happen I'll be midway through the Lilith Fair documentary so that seems fitting 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I wanted to get into a debate with someone over the definition of socialism, but I'm tired and hungry so that's a bad idea. Gonna make ramen insteadmedia.tenor.coma man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .ALT: a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode . 020
Jeffrey @askjreeves.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Can we please call out and stop supporting gay baiting influencers? It’s exhausting when every guy on instagram is some straight 25-35 year old running a cycle of test and charging $30 for a scam onlyfans. 120
