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asja bakić

@asjaba.bsky.social
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bad jokes. also a writer.

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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg, constance debré chez givenchy! if you haven't read her, you need to.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a horrendous idea. ew, why can't these idiots leave us alone?!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and while we're at it, i had many many more assaulty encounters with men trying to get me drunk or take pics of me without my consent. and you'd think it stops when you get older, but it doesn't. hating men is a benign thing.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a guy tried to sex. assault me in a lift when i was 16. he stepped in, blocked my exit, and then took his dick out, saying: you want some of this? he licked his lips, several times. i didn't panick, and said: no, thank you. and sir, could you please close the door? he left. i had mad luck that day.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are the sunday flea market finds. i've been looking for abe kobo's the woman in the dunes FOR AGES! was impossible to find. i got it for one euro lol. some of the other books i already have (and read them), but in diff. editions i like less.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my book haul from yesterday, with this truly demented ex-yu, late 80s cover of kathy acker. i keep buying anne tyler without reading her. 😳
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
zapravo tražim miris koji je nosila moja baka, ali nemam pojma kako se zvao. bio je u staklenoj roll-on bočici. mislim da je poklopac bio crven, a bočica prozirna. parfem je bio žućkas.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jesam ja luda ili je ova negativna recenzija zapravo pozitivna reklama: "kupila sam ga na temelju dobrih recenzija i nabrojanih sastojaka, ali po meni je to miris starih baba u ex jugi. užas"?!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'll do it, i promise! 😳
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ušla u antikvarijat što čitaš. bankrot. ali žena koja tamo radi je zakon i poklonila mi je par knjiga. ❤️‍🔥
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've been VERY naughty!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
zet će zagreb pretvoriti u amsterdam. samo jako. živjelo pedaliranje!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
an impromptu book haul!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they also sent me some wonderful short verbrecher verlag books, to help me with my... writing.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have to say, i've done many things wrong. but one thing i've done right is choosing my publishers very carefully. and coosing them well! @kristinelistau.bsky.social & @verbrecherverlag.bsky.social have send me a bird sing box to put in a shitter to hear them sing when i'm... creating something!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
evo, svađaju se dvoje na ulici. glavna uvreda: garant si ti bosanac! ili srbin! JA SAM ČISTA HRVATICA.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
liebe grüße aus zagreb!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*kalentić 💀
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ovo je dokaz da ne treba svako tko se bavi politikom biti političar.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kate, skini te cvike da progledaš. transfer blama.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
zagrenački MUO ima i kutiju - crna mačka. dizajnerica: marija kaletnić. ♥️ repozitorij.muo.hr?pr=i&id=78625
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ljudi moji, kakva je radost s ove vremenske razdaljine pomirisati jugoslaviju iz 1971. godine. iz nekog razloga, kolonjska i dalje miriše dobro! valjda jer je rađena po jus-u aka jugoslovenskom standardu.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nidje mi se ne događa, osim u zagrebu da mi vozač vrata vozila zatvori pred nosom i ode.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rekla bih da je ovo vrlo važna opaska jer solidarnost je odnos.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the amount of weird interactions i have whenever i go to a flea market is just bonkers! old men were especially ew today, but i did get some lovely perfumes and books.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ustanem rano da odem na buvljak. sjednem u tram. vozačica ima louis vuitton torbu. meni ovo izgleda kao epi leather. primakla sam se da provjerim šavove. ako je fejk, onda je jako skupi fejk. just saying.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sadly, i'm not an inhibited person.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my biggest pet peeve is when people think i'm drunk, but it's just my personality.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm working a lot, but not doing anything.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
kolektivni nadgrobni spomenik!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
u bosnu odem po ketonale i plastične slamčice. tamo padnem u depru, vratim se u zagreb i prespavam najmanje 10 dana. probudim se sva ukočena. popijem ketonal s kolom, na slamčicu. vidim gdje sam. vratim se u krevet.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bosna je najveći heartbreak mog života.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah, kad bi samo hrvati bili u pitanju
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and here's the thing: too many writers these days pretend they're in the dark about anything that seems "controversial". i have a hard time being a part of the community, because i have no respect for my fellow authors. sometimes i even wonder if want to write at all anymore.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don't mind people not knowing certain things, but i hate it when someone's willingly ignorant, when somebody doesn't WANT to know or understand sth. for that kind of person i have no respect.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
when i was 20, a guy in a bar asked me if i'd read naomi klein's no logo, and i was like: i've heard of her, but haven't read any of her novels. 🤡
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Magda Birkmann @magdarine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whatever happened to editing?
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i cried so much on 9/11. we were watching it on tv (CNN mostly). my parents and my sister were glued to the screen, worried, and i went to my mom and dad's bed and cried my eyes out. when you survive a war, you instantly know how bad things are. bosnians knew.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my face when i'm looking at anything online these days:
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
kao što sam već rekla: mi ljubimo njemačku čizmu zato što smo i mi drugima čizma.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hrvatska je bila modernija '68. nego danas.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
AI ћe vas пonovo spojiti u jugoslaviju.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pomagaлa
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pravi hrvat uvijek nađe mjesta za djevicu mariju i isusa.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
jesi uzeo?
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
moram priznati da više ne mogu podnijeti tupe i isprazne ljude. prije sam mogla, makar nakratko, tolerirati glupost. više ne. za vikend sam provela par sati u društvu nevjerojatno glupe osobe i evo, još uvijek ne mogu doći k sebi. doslovno sam bolesna od tog pokušaja "konverzacije".
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ljudi žive kao da se oko njih ništa loše ne događa zato što ne doživljavaju okolinu. ogromna doza bezosjećajnosti, pogotovo u okolnostima globalnog zatopljenja, ozbiljan je problem: asocijalni ljudi reagiraju isključivo kad su osobno ugroženi, a tad je već prekasno. ne samo za njih.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
otkrila sam od početka pandemije do danas zapanjujući broj asocijalnih ljudi koji nedostatak empatije prikrivaju velikim, odglumljenim emocijama. što je osoba prema van teatralnija u svojim osjećajima, to je vjerojatnije da prema drugima ne osjeća apsolutno ništa. okruženi smo ljudima-ljušturama.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how i know i'm getting old? i'm only buying chunky jewellery. 💀
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
poetry as it should be!
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