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asja bakić

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bad jokes. also a writer.

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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 46m
this is a horrendous idea. ew, why can't these idiots leave us alone?!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 4h
a guy tried to sex. assault me in a lift when i was 16. he stepped in, blocked my exit, and then took his dick out, saying: you want some of this? he licked his lips, several times. i didn't panick, and said: no, thank you. and sir, could you please close the door? he left. i had mad luck that day.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are the sunday flea market finds. i've been looking for abe kobo's the woman in the dunes FOR AGES! was impossible to find. i got it for one euro lol. some of the other books i already have (and read them), but in diff. editions i like less.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my book haul from yesterday, with this truly demented ex-yu, late 80s cover of kathy acker. i keep buying anne tyler without reading her. 😳
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jesam ja luda ili je ova negativna recenzija zapravo pozitivna reklama: "kupila sam ga na temelju dobrih recenzija i nabrojanih sastojaka, ali po meni je to miris starih baba u ex jugi. užas"?!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ušla u antikvarijat što čitaš. bankrot. ali žena koja tamo radi je zakon i poklonila mi je par knjiga. ❤️‍🔥
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've been VERY naughty!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
zet će zagreb pretvoriti u amsterdam. samo jako. živjelo pedaliranje!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
an impromptu book haul!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have to say, i've done many things wrong. but one thing i've done right is choosing my publishers very carefully. and coosing them well! @kristinelistau.bsky.social & @verbrecherverlag.bsky.social have send me a bird sing box to put in a shitter to hear them sing when i'm... creating something!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
evo, svađaju se dvoje na ulici. glavna uvreda: garant si ti bosanac! ili srbin! JA SAM ČISTA HRVATICA.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
liebe grüße aus zagreb!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kate, skini te cvike da progledaš. transfer blama.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ljudi moji, kakva je radost s ove vremenske razdaljine pomirisati jugoslaviju iz 1971. godine. iz nekog razloga, kolonjska i dalje miriše dobro! valjda jer je rađena po jus-u aka jugoslovenskom standardu.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rekla bih da je ovo vrlo važna opaska jer solidarnost je odnos.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the amount of weird interactions i have whenever i go to a flea market is just bonkers! old men were especially ew today, but i did get some lovely perfumes and books.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ustanem rano da odem na buvljak. sjednem u tram. vozačica ima louis vuitton torbu. meni ovo izgleda kao epi leather. primakla sam se da provjerim šavove. ako je fejk, onda je jako skupi fejk. just saying.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sadly, i'm not an inhibited person.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my biggest pet peeve is when people think i'm drunk, but it's just my personality.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm working a lot, but not doing anything.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
kolektivni nadgrobni spomenik!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
u bosnu odem po ketonale i plastične slamčice. tamo padnem u depru, vratim se u zagreb i prespavam najmanje 10 dana. probudim se sva ukočena. popijem ketonal s kolom, na slamčicu. vidim gdje sam. vratim se u krevet.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bosna je najveći heartbreak mog života.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and here's the thing: too many writers these days pretend they're in the dark about anything that seems "controversial". i have a hard time being a part of the community, because i have no respect for my fellow authors. sometimes i even wonder if want to write at all anymore.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don't mind people not knowing certain things, but i hate it when someone's willingly ignorant, when somebody doesn't WANT to know or understand sth. for that kind of person i have no respect.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
when i was 20, a guy in a bar asked me if i'd read naomi klein's no logo, and i was like: i've heard of her, but haven't read any of her novels. 🤡
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Magda Birkmann @magdarine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whatever happened to editing?
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i cried so much on 9/11. we were watching it on tv (CNN mostly). my parents and my sister were glued to the screen, worried, and i went to my mom and dad's bed and cried my eyes out. when you survive a war, you instantly know how bad things are. bosnians knew.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my face when i'm looking at anything online these days:
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
kao što sam već rekla: mi ljubimo njemačku čizmu zato što smo i mi drugima čizma.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hrvatska je bila modernija '68. nego danas.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
AI ћe vas пonovo spojiti u jugoslaviju.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pomagaлa
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
moram priznati da više ne mogu podnijeti tupe i isprazne ljude. prije sam mogla, makar nakratko, tolerirati glupost. više ne. za vikend sam provela par sati u društvu nevjerojatno glupe osobe i evo, još uvijek ne mogu doći k sebi. doslovno sam bolesna od tog pokušaja "konverzacije".
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ljudi žive kao da se oko njih ništa loše ne događa zato što ne doživljavaju okolinu. ogromna doza bezosjećajnosti, pogotovo u okolnostima globalnog zatopljenja, ozbiljan je problem: asocijalni ljudi reagiraju isključivo kad su osobno ugroženi, a tad je već prekasno. ne samo za njih.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
otkrila sam od početka pandemije do danas zapanjujući broj asocijalnih ljudi koji nedostatak empatije prikrivaju velikim, odglumljenim emocijama. što je osoba prema van teatralnija u svojim osjećajima, to je vjerojatnije da prema drugima ne osjeća apsolutno ništa. okruženi smo ljudima-ljušturama.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how i know i'm getting old? i'm only buying chunky jewellery. 💀
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
poetry as it should be!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yayoi kusama was the definition of an outsider. RIP
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WIT haul. got some books from my wishlist. others were random purchases. in love with all of them!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
although i'm not reading any books currently, i'm sill buying them. i'll do a women in translation book haul sometime next week. the haul won't be big, but it will be mighty.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
što se paga tiče, već ga oplakujem s obzirom na zagađenje tla u gospiću. ekocid, kulturocid i femicid - tri temelja hrvatskog društva. sponsored by HDZ.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
htjela sam branetu i sebi uplatiti drugo ljetovanje na jadranu nakon što turisti odu i dalmacija malo predahne, ali ovi su mi požari uništili svaku želju da idem na plažu. mislim da predsezona ostaje moja sezona. rujan i listopad zvuče dobro, ali vrućina je iscijedila svaku radost iz mene.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i need to rewatch pasolini's medea ASAP to regain my composure.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT VIBRANT ANTIQUITY LOOK LIKE A CHEAP THRILLER? HOW DO YOU MAKE ODYSSEY INTO A COLORLESS SHIT?! HOW, NOLAN? HOW? AND WHY?!
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and let me say this with my chest: nolan's odyssey is a fascho movie. 0/10
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a rant: you know how i said fennell's wuthering heigts was the worst movie i've ever seen, including all the gonzo shit i watched? well, nolan's odyssey is far worse. i'll never EVER watch anything else he makes. emily wilson was right: his odyssey is pile of empty, anachronistic garbage.
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
15 minutes in: the odyssey is a terrible movie. eww
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asja bakić @asjaba.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when i'm not sleeping, i'm playing video games. haven't read anything this month. women in translation? more like women in hibernation.
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