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@ashteranic.mycronite.net
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🇦🇺 🇺🇸 Australian. Lefty. Fed up developer. Ex-Microsoft. I think it's time we declared tech bankruptcy, and start again without the billionaires.

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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 04/09/2026
A Pip from Oxygen Not Included, with an unhappy face, in greyscale. It essentially looks like it's experiencing dread.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 01/09/2026
The bit they don’t mention is that Kalshi is regulated as swaps, not gambling, which is why they’re not following *state* gambling laws, and they’re being “regulated” by the exchange.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 19/08/2026
Crap. Am I a duplicant? Or the person they sliced up to put into the printing pod?
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 09/08/2026
(Warning headphones users). Someone just HAD to make a dramatic exit.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 13/07/2026
Most people know him from Jurassic Park or Event Horizon, but for me, most memorable was Sam Neill in one of my favorite movies of all time, The Dish. We'll miss you, Sam.
Movie poster for the year 2000 movie The Dish, starring Sam Neill and Patrick Warburton. The poster has pictures of the two actors, the rocket from the Apollo mission to the moon, and a silhouette of the satellite dish and the Australian landscape it was in.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 10/07/2026
This was a permanent fixture in cars growing up. I used to love it.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 04/06/2026
No notes.
A post discussing platners embarrassing red flags that were ignored by too many people and a post by Chris Hayes about interviewing him right next to each other in my feed.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 04/06/2026
Brilliant design, bungie.
A screenshot from the game Destiny 2. I’m sitting in a lobby for a story mission that needs 12 players to run, but the player count is stuck at 1/12, because people only run this when they’ve got to run the story. Something they only needed to do once per character ever.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 03/06/2026
Dan Hon - mastodon post
Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous
Instructions
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 15/05/2026
Clearly, the diaper program is discriminating against Nappy-rash-Americans
Wa-pos execrable screed against a cheap free diaper program.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 09/05/2026
A drawing of Kryten from the TV show Red Dwarf, captioned “No Silicon Heaven? Where would all the calculators go?”
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 21/04/2026
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 20/04/2026
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 23/03/2026
Comic by SimKaye about thinking about deadlines. Or not trying to think about them and panicking.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 17/02/2026
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 23/01/2026
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 20/01/2026
Electron micrograph image of a tartigrade holding a violin. There’s a 100 micrometer scale taking up about one third of the bottom edge of the image. It’s the world’s tiniest violin.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 15/01/2026
Screenshot from an extremely old MS-DOS game called 'Magic Pockets' by The Bitmap Brothers. The character, a sunglass-wearing dude with a backwards baseball cap can reach into his pants pocket and create whirlwinds that can trap enemies. They explode into candy.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 09/01/2026
Also a lightning storm coming in a few hours!
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 17/12/2025
Congratulations!
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 16/12/2025
I prefer an updated one for these modern horrors.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 09/12/2025
While I appreciate the potential utility, it seems the sole purpose is to turn my sunglasses into a face burning torture device.
Sunglasses holder in a car
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 29/11/2025
Homer Simpson getting shot in the gut by a cannonball on stage at lollapalooza.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 23/10/2025
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 05/10/2025
There was an old adage about consulting old philosophers and young doctors. I’m not sure that’s going to hold up in a couple of years if this is what medical students are required to learn from.
Picture from a medical textbook, using ChatGPT to generate anatomy diagrams that are just flat out wrong. The picture is attributed to AI, and contains muscles that don’t exist or are in the wrong place.ChatGPT generates anatomy image indicating that the human mandible is a muscleVarious neck muscles that are incorrectly labelled by ChatGPT.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 28/09/2025
The last few paragraphs in this article is sending me. They just had a whole report about how kinda garbage it is. But they need to side with the c-suite, so the only conclusion they're able to make is to just do more of it. 🫠
Article excerpt reads: To Bain & Company, companies will need to fully commit themselves to realize the gains they've been promised.
"Real value comes from applying generative AI across the entire software development life cycle, not just coding," the report reads. "Nearly every phase can benefit, from the earlier discovery and requirements stages, through planning and design, to testing, deployment and maintenance." 
"Broad adoptions, however, requires process changes," the consultancy added. "If AI Speeds up coding, then code review, integration and release must speed up as well to avoid bottlenecks."
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 15/09/2025
I dunno, doesn’t seem that different from Stunts (1992) to me
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 27/08/2025
www.knkx.org/government/2... 🫠
Excerpt from an article: 'Government officials often catch ChatGPT "hallucinating," records show.' 
The image shows several examples of the LLM making up facts and figures, and the workers getting frustrated with it, asking it not to hallucinate in response.Another excerpt from the article, showing a worker getting angry with ChatGPT because it's incapable of producing only accurate information from selected sources.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 22/06/2025
The pigeons from Animaniacs
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 04/06/2025
Here in Melbourne, Australia, we used this. It was perfect. Plan the route at the high level, then look up the streets around the destination for the final part of the trip. Obviously easier with a navigator. Cross-country trips required a bit more effort.
A Melways, a large, thick map of all of the suburban streets of greater Melbourne, Australia. Used for navigating while driving before GPS.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 30/05/2025
Now that I have this, I am officially undateable. You can find me at the bottom of the ocean, with the shambling horrors the wau cooked up.
The front of a hoodie, with the logo of Pathos-II on it, from the game SOMA, by frictional entertainmentThe back of a hoodie, with the logo of Site Phi on it, from the game SOMA, by frictional entertainment
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 25/05/2025
Le Poisson Steve.
The orange fish with arms and legs.
Who swims on land. And walks in water.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 11/05/2025
Friend computer
Friend Computer from the RPG Paranoia, a classic pen and paper rpg
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 05/05/2025
When you accidentally make your tiktok notifications useless by being too funny/relatable/etc.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 03/05/2025
😂 Serves you fucking right, you far-right piece of shit.
Headline from ABC News (Australia) 
Live: (Australian opposition leader Peter) Dutton loses seat as Labor swept to victory
Anthony Albanese has been returned to office as prime minister, as Labor win's today's federal election. - ABC News
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 03/05/2025
One of my formative memories of computing.
A screenshot of the MS-DOS utility "Stacker" which implemented hard drive disk compression back in the early era of computing.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 21/04/2025
And now, as an Australia to US to Australia transplant, we play the game I love: March 5th or May 3rd….
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 01/02/2025
Barely centrist news organizations being kicked out to make room for right-wing screeds, after spending 10 years normalizing the cheeto:
Two image meme, showing an anime pilot saying "I am a genius" then following it up with "oh no!"
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 31/01/2025
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 29/01/2025
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 19/01/2025
lol, I’m not in the US, but since I opened my account there and then moved, I guess my account stayed siloed.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 25/12/2024
Merry “Emergency Warning System is being Tested” everyone.
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Ash @ashteranic.mycronite.net · 04/12/2024
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