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Ash Starfell

@ashstarfell.bsky.social
318 followers 258 following 462 posts

33, he/him, Bisexual

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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 1h
#AccidentalComrade
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 16h
He means you’d get your Nazi ass beaten, dipshit
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 17h
Tate was calling people who liked Dragon Ball fags back in 2022 Mr. “Durag Gohan”
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 18h
Hwhat in the Christian youth group nonsense kinda logic is that
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not when I’m done with it…
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Next he wants to saw off a unicorn’s horn and cut off an angels wings.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me when I remember the vibrator is still on
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d ask him to hand over the controller but I don’t think there’s enough Purell for me to enter the same room as him
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taz finally letting him know how he really feels
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s 2026, if you can’t put the entire functionality of your website on the app, that’s weaponized incompetence. Amazon putting every feature no one asked for on the app but still making me log into the website itself to cancel a subscription is like how casinos are built so you get lost
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ONE NIGHT ONLY
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t win ‘em all
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmmmmrrrp
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Tan 🔞 @nookisnookis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yearning for oomf
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish there was some big example I could pull from in the past 6 years that perfectly showed the dangers of playing off a minor sickness and spreading it around, like a global pandemic or something.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“How do we convince Shinji to stick around?” “Well he’s a teenage boy so Misato will bring him in and Ritsuko if you could find an excuse to not wear pants, we probably won’t be able to get rid of him after”
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am not anti-mutant, I am anti-telepath. The rest of the X-men need to stop giving passes to every sociopath who gives out seizures like hotcakes. And that goes double for Charles Xavier
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friend has had a broken phone for months now, could barely send or receive texts. Now he’s got a new one and it seems the problem isn’t fixed
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone finish the job God was too much of a coward to finish. He fucked it up and instead of fixing it, he made it my problem.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to blow my brains out. I can’t change myself to be a better person, I’m already doing everything I can to try to be better. I don’t associate with any sex offenders, I don’t harass anyone, I keep to myself. My curse is to be ignored up until my existence offends someone.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I generally think so, but you tell me <3
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve wanted to post some art work a friend of mine did for me for a while now. Some of the art was a gift, the NSFW art is stuff I paid commission for. #WoL #FFXIV #nsfw #nsfwart
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, posting the intimate one too. #FF14 #nsfw
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
99% of the Earths population if I remember correctly. Like 10 named heroes left over when they start with the ENTIRE Justice League
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never draw attention to it and I know it sounds stupid when I say it out loud but it just never occurred to me that that’s probably why
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Maybe it’s a mourning thing” I thought or maybe it was just something they’re trying. Rewatching the last episode of Season 1, I realized then it’s because Brock’s hair was ruined in the burning car jump. So he’s wearing a hat to cover it up in the next episode.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m 33 years old I’ve been a big fan of the venture Bros for a long time and I just noticed a detail that I had missed in like a hundred rewatches. In Season 2, Episode 1, “Powerless in the Face of Death” Brock is wearing a hat or hood most of the episode. A detail I always thought about…
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Midna’s face, like she knows the true significance of the relic she is looking at
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See the truth is, they were never asking in the first place
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky please give me an easier method to reject and block a follower. The bots are killing me. They snap like a hungry shark when I post
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there something in the air? Is this something going around? I know I’m a sexless nerd virgin but this sounds exhausting and it’s like the 5th post I’ve seen about this kind of thing
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, posting the intimate one too. #FF14 #nsfw
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I CANNOT be getting jealous over my post in a thread not getting as much attention as others. I CANNOT BE GETTING BODY DYSMORPHIA FOR MY WOL (Im not blaming other people I’m just a jealous bitch, really)
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see Furnace I’m like “oh it’s that one dick” and I have to remind myself the guy in Runaways was a completely unrelated guy from the past impersonating Furnace I can only assume because he needed an older than just a teenager superhero that no one would fact check him on
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A generation... Art by Chris Ouellette #xmen
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite was when a company’s application process included explaining why I was unemployed from the years of 1993 to about 2010-2011 and I hate that I didn’t put “child labor laws” as my excuse
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was the greatest villain of them all, the one that tricked society into letting him be their hero
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was going through a crisis earlier in the year and was panicking about it. Someone said I should do something I really like doing as a way of coping and I could not comprehend in what world that is okay. “You want me to sit down and play video games? I’m trying to take this seriously.”
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anything to stop her from cooking
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hate when this happens <3
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve wanted to post some art work a friend of mine did for me for a while now. Some of the art was a gift, the NSFW art is stuff I paid commission for. #WoL #FFXIV #nsfw #nsfwart
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I imagine this is what it feels like when you have a kid who is a picky eater and they actually try something new and like it.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The average male penis size in Eorzea is 5.5 inches. The average female penis size in Eorzea is about 7 inches.
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think so lol
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I generally think so, but you tell me <3
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Ash Starfell @ashstarfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At first glance I thought this was political artwork I didn’t understand.
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