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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Piss.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 30/11/2025
5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London. I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
Four pictures of a ridiculous tuxedo baby who had no idea how pampered he was about to be. Look at his silly little face, he's got no clue about anything
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Us Morags stick together like that. 😉
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
As a self employed person who wont get a xmas party, I volunteer. I could be a morag.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Goons.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I despair for humanity.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What sort of goon felt the need to label this. Its fucking obvious. 🤣
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
5.5. Come on. Be kind. 😉
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Poor moo
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I pop my head in occasionally to see what everyone's up to, but im a busy lady! (She says from a sun lounger in spain)
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Bonjour!! He seemed good last i spoke to him. You ok?
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Really good ta. 😊
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Alright treacle. How's it going?
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Certainly am! Im here and living my best life!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I deleted my twitter at the start of the year. Dont miss it at all!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sup!! 😊
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Absolutely!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Hey lovely!! Xx
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Oh im all good love. Just fell out of love with social media!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
open.spotify.com/album/6Hh2Xr...
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Hiya!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Proof of life. 👋🏽
Me, with a fluffy white cat. His name is claude and although he looks cute, hes often a bit of a twat. I love him.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Hey love, im all good, just living life and keeping busy! 🙂
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Only to people who haven't had chicken pox. Which is awful as an adult. I had shingles recently and couldn't get out of bed, let alone go to the pub!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Vets can lower costs for these situations. Their costs are unsustainable, as is the current overpopulation problem. Its easily solved.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If the cat isn't chipped no one owns it, so it can go to a rescue for chipping/neutering. Basically, look after your animals or lose them.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hes a very good boy!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My foster cat is dead clingy and has to touch me as he falls asleep. Im too warm the foot seems acceptable atm.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck sweater is holding his hands to his head .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck sweater is holding his hands to his head .
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Thumbs too, absolute beasts.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sharks dont have big toes stilly man.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Imagine if a shark nibbled off her big toe though. Classic tv.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It might actually bite him. 10/10 viewing.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Just looked at my 5 bumble matches, all tall bald men with beards. Maybe I *do* have a type.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 17/06/2025
£450k audit fees. TV licences. Foreign aid. Reform UK finds a big number, strips the context, and screams “WASTE!” Meanwhile, I’m here with my spreadsheets. Let me walk you through the difference.
bearlypolitics.co.uk
Show Your Working: A Challenge to Reform UK
What real efficiency looks like, why Reform’s approach is pure theatre, and why public trust depends on more than vibes.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I can only assume they are too deaf to hear them.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You deffo need to ask them to turn it down!!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Leo is up for adoption. Would you love to look at this silly face every day? He's super affectionate and a lovely young man.
Leo a tabby cat with a permanent shocked face. He is very silly. Leo peeking out from behind a curtain
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Love when nature finds a way!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Look at that little face, no crimes ever committed by Ninja!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just busy living life my darling. We're all excellent. Check out the face on my newest foster...
A scruffy derpy cat. Derpy cat has gone full derp.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Just lie to him, everyone else does. 😬
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I've played soo many of the parts in midsummer nights dream, its excellent!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Twelfth night is my fave. Love the comedies.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Im sure this revelation has nowt to do with me teaching her "poco mas" and her using it to ask for more rum at the bar.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Smooth criminal was playing at the pool, turns out mum has thought for all these years that Michael Jackson is asking "Annie are you Walking" 😂
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The paragraph is about Frank Sinatra, the book is about Anthony Bourdain. Two New Jersey lads.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Best boys.
Large fluffy orange cat.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My nigel is exactly the same. Very suspicious of 99% of people!!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You could try to. Put some bloody effort in.
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